Saturday December 30 Daily Links
SATURDAY 12.30
NEWS STORIES
Steve Garvey Run for Senate is Getting Hot
Baseball’s original ken doll Steve Garvey is running for Senate in California and it looks like he could have some real traction with voters.
I dunno about anyone else but Martha Stewart says she’s IN.
Huge Wave in Southern California Injures at Least 8
A massive wave came out of nowhere, sweeping away cars, injuring people and nearly claiming a dog before the wave itself seemed to push the dog to safety.
At what point do you become a tsunami?
Shark Kills Teen Surfer Down Under
A teenage boy was surfing when he was attacked by a shark right in front of his helpless onlooking father. He died from his injuries.
Maybe the ocean isn’t for us anymore..
Tesla Cybertruck Smashes Into Corolla
A Tesla Cybertruck suffered almost no damage after demolishing the front end of a Toyota Carolla, making it the first reported Tesla Cybertruck accident.
Where did they find this truck? Did it escape from Tron?
Amazon Worker Accused by Rich Old Ladies
A black Amazon delivery person was trying to drop of a package in a luxury building when two older white women started accusing her of being a thief. They then tried to claim they were being attacked, when they were the ones doing the shoving.
Delivery for Karen… Karen? Is there a Karen here?
SPORTS
The Pop Tarts Bowl Even Dumber Than We Thought It Would Be
Trying to describe it is pointless. Lets just say it was nightmarish what they did to that poptart mascot.
When did America just become Japanese animation?
Saudi League Game Draws 299....People
Paying Premiere League players big bucks hasn’t done shit to help kick off Saudi Arabia’s new soccer league. Less than 300 people showed up for Al-Riyadh’s home game against Darmac this week, and that’s not atypical.
We’ve always known nobody lives in those buildings.
White Sox Icon Pissed FOX NEWS Thinks He's Dead
While doing their look back at the news of 2023, Fox News said that White Sox legend Frank Thomas died, except he didn’t, and he wasn’t thrilled with their faux pas.
It was just his career that died.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Kathy Griffin Headed For Divorce Court
After less than four years with her latest victim, Kathy Griffin has filed for divorce.
Four years is also the same minimum stint you have to do when you join the marines.
Bethenny Frankel Slammed For Bikini Pics of 13 Year Old Daughter
For some reason people are outraged that Frankel shared a pic of her beautiful daughter wearing a bikini on a beach.
If you want to see a 13 year old in a bikini go to any water park.
Pete Davidson Spotted Out in NYC After Cancelling Shows
Davidson was having mental health issues, which he said forced him to cancel some gigs, but he was spotted out in NYC with his girlfriend Madelyn Cline.
AHA!. So he’s not too sick to have lunch.
SAG-AFTRA Uses AI Image to Promote Tech Summit
People are irritated that SAG is doing anything resembling embracing AI after all the months spent fighting against the technology.
What do they care, they just got paid.
Chrissy Teigen Joins No Pants Trend
It’s John Legends birthday and his wife Chrissy Teigen celebrated by forgetting to wear pants.
He gets it once a year.
Jessica Chastain Says Nope to Evelyn Hugo Gig
Chastain once said she’d consider it but now says there is “zero possibility” she’ll play Evelyn Hugo in a movie based on the novel, “Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo.”
You’re finally wanted after all these years and you turn it down?
Paul Schrader Trying to Recast Killers of the Flower Moon?
DiCaprio played Ernest Burkhart, a dimwitted pawn in the murders of his wife’s entire family, and Jesse Plemmons as an FBI agent. But originally Scorsese cast them in the reverse roles. Shrader thinks that was a mistake.
Couldn’t you have said this after the oscars?
Oliver Stone Calls Netanyahu a Madman
Oliver, it looks like you’re screaming into a mirror.
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8QVU8NC/
Martha Stewart Getting Dirty on Insta
She posted a lingerie photo on socials, looking very filtered or at least with some major surgeries, but not bad for 82.
Guess drinking children’s blood works
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