A patron is claiming that TGI Friday’s Mozzarella Sticks Snack contain zero Mozzarella cheese. The image on the package make it appear that the sticks are Mozzarella so the plaintiff argues that the fact that back of the packaging says there is no Mozzarella in the sticks shouldn’t preclude her lawsuit.

Ew. So what is that shit?

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Four were injured and one person died after a Norwegian cruise ship headed for Antarctica was hit by a “Rogue Wave.”

Oh so that’s not the name of a new Star Wars movie?

This should have been the brochure.

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He can’t swim. He says he was knocked out in the water and when he came to, he was floating. He doesn’t remember the night before he fell.

This is sounding more like a fish tale. Can’t wait till we find out what really happened.

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After losing a lawsuit over his statements about Sandy Hook victims, Alex Jones says he can’t afford to pay all his debts, and he’s filing for personal bankruptcy.

This is definitely a false flag.

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The “Good Moaning America” headline says that Amy and T.J. have no shame opening up about their affair which violates company policies and their marriages.

If they would have known the affairs would have gotten this kind of attention they would have done it years ago and got the real respective vows.

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By the time you read this you’ll already know the score.

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On November 22 someone drove a pickup truck around the Browns field after midnight causing significant damage. It took some time for police to find out who done it. But now they know, although know charges have been filed yet.

No one has done more damage to the Browns field than the Browns.

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Once Upon a One More Time will open on Broadway in June 2023 and will feature a number of Britney’s hit songs. The story will follow what would happen to classic fairytale icons like Cinderella, Snow White, the Little Mermaid and others if a rogue fairy godmother dropped The Feminine Mystique into their corseted laps.

Early review: This show will make the audience feel like they are in a conservatorship.

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Elon Musk said he had to ban Kanye West after Ye tweeted out an image of a Swastika. Musk said the image incited violence and was unacceptable. Kanye also tweeted an image of Elon looking overweight on his boat.

Fess up Mr free speech. It was the fat pic.

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It’s James Corden

This is the worst kept secret ever.

Read more at NY Post.

She says her ex Burt Reynolds was an awful kisser on set, and that he was a drooler

Neighbors never complained about that.

Read more at NY Post.

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