These two at least prove that not every single Republican is the same. She said ‘the only thing we have in common is that we are both 5’2.’

If you were a man he’d punch you in the knee.

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.@RandPaul is currently holding up passage of the #NDAA, blaming America, and delaying hazardous duty pay to hundreds of thousands of our service members and their families. Inexcusable.

Rand and I do have one thing in common, though. We’re both 5’2” tall. https://t.co/l0XebRLW3Q

— Liz Cheney (@Liz_Cheney) December 10, 2020

It only took 51 years but we’ve got you you sick son of a bitch!

Oh shit, it was Nixon.

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2.9 million vaccines from Phizer will be sent in the next week now that the FDA approved the Pfizer vaccine.

I know what everyone is getting in their stocking this year!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/12/11/health/pfizer-vaccine-authorized.amp.html

NASA announced that the 2024 mission to the Moon will explore the possibilities of establishing a colony. Officials are also hoping that the ‘Moon Village’ will become a home base to launch astronauts to Mars within the next decade. ‘Life On Mars’ will be required listening upon takeoff.

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The 21 Club is closing its doors for good. The high end eatery has entertained Presidents, A-List celebrities, authors and sports legends for 90 years. The restaurant’s lawn jockeys will be moved over to Jay Z’s 40-40 Club.

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The Golden Boy is eating shit for living a big 1 lifestyle during a global pandemic.

How dare you spend the money you earned!

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Johnny Manziel is in talks to join the new ‘Fan Controlled Football’ league, which is set to launch in February 2021. FCF will be a 4 team, arena-football-style league in which nearly everything, including the plays, will be fan selected. Isn’t this just a real life version of Madden?

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That’s weird… a reality show that is not really in touch with reality!?

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Well so far they only have the theme song but it’s better than any of their stupid movies.

Why isn’t this on Disney +.

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Just another thing to further divide this fractured nation.

What's the correct way to pronounce "pecan"? “PEE-can” or "puh-KAHN”? We debate. 😱

See what sparked this debate here: https://t.co/DHxS2tMcw5 pic.twitter.com/9CRhwjVXd0

— The Social (@TheSocialCTV) December 11, 2020

Thanks Coronavirus, you’ve made us move, change careers, and pick up bizarre hobbies. Now enjoy your hand-knit blanket in your new Tiny Home!

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Thanks to pandemic shutdowns and longer nights, sex dolls have seen a huge sales spike. Sales are up 25% nationally, with New York City topping all sales among major cities. People with odd kinks are literally ending the year with a bang.

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