The Birds Aren’t Real “conspiracy theory” that birds are just drones in disguise isn’t really a conspiracy theory. It’s actually a fake con, with a purpose. It’s GenZ’s way to mock misinformation.

This is the most meta thing that’s ever happened to the meta verse

Read more at NY times

Trump and the Israeli leader were besties, but not anymore. “I haven’t spoken to him since,” Trump said. “Fuck him.” Seems the former prez is holding a grudge against the former PM for congratulating Biden on his win.

I dunno dude, you’re coming off a little anti Semitic.

Read more at Axios

When CBS News Rita Braver mentioned that polls are saying the President is mentally unfit, Jill Biden called those claims Ridiculous.

You know who you don’t have to defend like this? The mentally fit.

Read more at The Week

20 otters attacked a man, biting him 26 times.

That guy otter start wearing fucking pants.

Read more at NY Post

A 48 year old Missouri woman assumed her daughter’s identity so she could date younger dudes.

Skinemax has already bought the rights.

Read more at NY Post.

And it only took 11 years to get it done.

At this point we don’t even remember what this dude did.

Read more at CNBC

Italian Bishop Antonio Stagliano told children that Santa Claus isn’t real, doesn’t really bring everyone presents, and was invented by the Coca Cola company,

Next week maybe he can tell the truth about Jesus.

Read more at Mediaite.

After Chase Claypool’s ridiculous on field behavior likely cost the Steelers a game Thursday night, everyone is pointing fingers. Big Ben says its not his job to deal with this.

Don’t mind him. Bens on his way to The Villages in Florida.

Read more at ProFootballTalk

Rutgers University beat #1 rated Purdie in a game of round ball this week, and the crowd went boo-nanas.

And just like that Purdue’s one game hold on the number one spot was over.

Read more at mediaite.

Williams spent his last broadcast sounding the alarm about the state of our country and our planet.

If anyone paid attention to him, he would still have a show

Read more at Variety

The return of Sex and The City happened this week, and in a shocking move, Mr. Big was killed off in episode one, after climing off a Peloton. Peloton responded saying that their equipment did not kill this fictional character, and furthermore his heart attack was caused by a poor fictional diet.

And just like that … HBO’s lawyers shouted. You couldn’t say he was jogging!?!?!??!

Read more at NY Post.and Deadline

After the 2020 election, a Georgia election worker was facing death threats after Trump falsely accused her of manipulating votes. Weeks later, musician Kanye West sent a publicist down to her house to knock on her door and tell the worker she was in danger, and if she didn’t admit voter fraud took place, she’d be taken to jail within 48 hours.

Great story for all the people who think Kanye’s insanity is so fun.

Read more at Reuters

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Punches were thrown and chairs were swinging after a brawl broke out at Harrah’s Casino in Atlantic City.

It was just one of 18 brawls that take place in AC on any given night.

Read more at Philly Voice

Let’s check in on Harrahs Atlantic City (video from a friend)…. pic.twitter.com/Wj3pVyEjVN

— BeatinTheBookie.com™️ (@BeatinTheBookie) December 8, 2021

Don’t know whether it was trying to fight or fuck, but a bear was caught on video going after an inflatable reindeer while another bear watched.

For once, Pete didn’t complain

A bear was caught ferociously attacking an inflatable reindeer in Monrovia, while a larger bear watched in the background. The little bear jumped the decoration several times before escaping the scene. pic.twitter.com/ZLLSuxV1oi

— CBS Los Angeles (@CBSLA) December 10, 2021

This lady not only sings she writes! Not many people could sing about ivermectin, and hydroxychloroquine and rhyme.

Don’t agree with her but dammit give her a show.

I’ve never been more ashamed to be an American. pic.twitter.com/jkeWa0bzQD

— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) December 9, 2021

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