Bikers have figured out something that the doctors have not. You don’t need masks. Just bikes, beer, and a Doobie Brothers playlist.

Listen to the music!

Read more at nbcnews.com.

#sturgis tonight 🤦🏻‍♂️
Gonna be a lot of nice bikes looking for new owners in about a month 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄😒#COVIDIOTS pic.twitter.com/6lxYFcIVrn

— 🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗 (@Grasshopper2049) August 9, 2020

#sturgis tonight 🤦🏻‍♂️
Gonna be a lot of nice bikes looking for new owners in about a month 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄😒#COVIDIOTS pic.twitter.com/6lxYFcIVrn

— 🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗 (@Grasshopper2049) August 9, 2020

QAnon conspiracy fans have gotten a ‘Trolls’ Poppy Doll taken off the selves so your kids will not becomes sex slaves.

2020 you are a nutty bitch.

Read more at rollingstone.com.

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The Verge is reporting that Bill Gates calls Microsoft TikTok deal a poisoned chalice. Oddly poetic for a pasted face computer nerd.

The deal is a poisoned chalice but Bill is still a nerd.

Read more at theverge.com.

Eskimo Nebula and Siamese Twin Galaxy, your days are numbered. Don’t worry, we’re not going to destroy you, just giving you woke renaming.

Also, while we’re looking at names. Can we reconsider Uranus? Honestly, who can take that seriously??

Read more at nypost.com.

Twitter is now in talks to buy Tik Tok. Maybe they learned their lesson by not getting Instagram when they had the chance.

Read more at 9to5mac.com.

Five athletic directors think that there’s zero chance the college football season, and fall sports in general, are gonna go forward. Which might also mean that NFL games might then air on Fridays and Saturdays:

This will make the upcoming NFL season the most exciting three to four weeks of autumn ever.

Read more at cbsports.com.

If this is the case, it wouldn’t surprise me if the NFL looked at spreading out games from Saturday to Monday. https://t.co/MoJO7q1Smn

— Seth Wickersham (@SethWickersham) August 8, 2020

Jada Pinkett first denied the affair and now admits it and kind of blames it on codependency and Will nods like he has Stockholm syndrome.

Oh shit this is better than any movie they’ve ever done.

Read more at tmz.com.

Turns out Yosemite Sam’s full name is Samuel Rosenbaum. Also, Tweety Bird is a Scientologist. Who knew.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Critics are absolutely destroying Shia LaBeouf’s new film where he plays a hispanic gangster likening the acting to video game cut scenes. They could have saved a lotta money and just did this on Twitch then.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

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When you see a guy in a Swastika mask. You think the mask would hold your attention. Not the fact that he can’t get comfortable in his over size tee.

The mask is weird and doesn’t make sense too.

Read more at tmz.com.

This lady needs to work out and she also needs her liberties so get off her dick as she sprays droplets everywhere.

Read more at reddit.

Karen doesn’t want to wear a face mask at Planet Fitness from r/PublicFreakout