Saturday August 6, Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at August 6, 2022

SATURDAY 8.6

NEWS STORIES

Alaska Cops Pose For Selfies With White Privilege Card Holder

After pulling over a driver for suspicion of impaired driving, the motorist flashed a white privilege card instead of a driver’s license. it was so much fun that the cops posted for selfies with the card holder.

Hooo-Ahh.

Banksy Art Created in West Bank Shows Up in Tel Aviv

A long missing work of art that Banksy spray painted in the West Bank surfaced at a Gallery in Tel Aviv after a year MIA. The work was created in secret in 2007 and is believed to protest Israeli occupation. The gallery owner would not disclose the seller.

Well it will be safer there.

Dick Cheney Rips Trump While He Campaigns For His Daughter

The former VP blasts Trump while pushing for his daughter’s re-election to Congress. “In our nation’s 246-year history, there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our republic than Donald Trump. He tried to steal the last election using lies and violence to keep himself in power after the voters had rejected him,” he said.

It’s just great to know that Cheney is still alive. No one had the over on this.

Elon Musk Predicts Mild Recession

At Tesla’s annual shareholders meeting, Musk said “my guess is that we are past peak inflation and that we will have a recession. I’m just guessing here, this is total speculation. But I would guess it’s a mild recession for, I don’t know, 18 months or something like that.”

You also predicted you were gonna buy twitter.

Palestinian Jihad Fires Rockets Into Israel

More than 100 rockets were fired from the Gaza Strip into southern and central Israel on Friday night, hours after the IDF struck multiple terrorist targets in Gaza, killing a top Islamic Jihad terrorist leader as well as additional operatives.

Was this payback for stealing the banksy?

No Shit Report: Don't Take Advice From Jim Cramer

The twitter verse roasted the shit out of CNBC’s Jim Kramer after he gave some real shitty advice concerning Coinbase.

Yeah but he has so many fun whistles and bells!!

Alex Jones Now Ordered to Pay Almost $50 Mill

News broke Thursday that the jury determined Alex Jones owed over four million to the parents of a child killed at Sandy Hook, but that was just compensatory damages. On Friday they upped the total to almost fifty million with punitive damages included.

Hey info wars listeners, he passes the losses on to you.

Live Performance Art at CPAC??

The GOP isn’t usually known for performance art, but at the Texas CPAC event they had an actor in a makeshift jail cell pretending he was a jailed January 6th rioter.

That wasn’t a performance or an actor. That was a hologram.

SPORTS

Everyone Had Fun Watching the Raiders Owner Eat a Chicken Wing

Mark Davis, the owner of the Las Vegas Raiders was savoring a chicken wing when the commentators caught him on camera, and that’s the only thing anyone’s talking about from the game.

How did they even notice the wing? I was too busy staring at that haircut.

Bad day to be a chicken wing when Big Mark is in town. #Beast pic.twitter.com/Nx1ZXys5CF

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) August 5, 2022

Italian Athlete Had Popping Penis Wardrobe Malfunction

A decathalon runner decided to commando and it may have cost him the race when his penis kept popping out for a look around.

He was disqualified for having an extra leg.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Kim and Pete Are Over

Pete Davidson’s streak of dating someone very seriously and then moving on continues. Sources say Pete and Kim are done after nine months of dating, despite that just a few days ago media was reporting about how deliriously happy they were as a couple.

Thank you, Next.

The Flash is Back On!

All of Ezra Miller’s controversies were not enough to stop The Flash. The movie will be released.

This is really gonna make batgirl feel like shit.

Brad Cooper LookAlike Caught Shoplifting Laser Chicken Grill

Georgia police are looking for a BC lookalike who stole a Bosch Rotary Laser Kit.

No wait, sorry, that IS Bradley Cooper.

Lollapalooza Worker Faked Shooter Threat To Get Out of Work

Court documents reveal that a security guard at Lolla made a fake post threatening a mass shooting so they could get off work early. The worker made a fake facebook post (that was never posted) and screen shot it, sending the screen shot to her supervisor.

Oh come on dude. Everyone knows all you had to do is say you had covid.

Hamptons Cruise Offers $30,000 Dinner

A Super Yacht Cruise in the hamptons offers Dom Perignon and michelin star sushi while you cruise the waters around Long Island. The four hour cruise includes dinner prepared by Chef Takyama of the famed restaurant Masa. The boat ride will set you back 15k, and the dining experience will bring you up to a total of 30 grand.

Its time for a mutiny

Woody Harrelson Writes Poem to Look Alike Baby Girl

After a mom posted a photo of her daughter looking suspiciously like Woody Harrelson, the actor penned a poem to the kid

Ode to Cora-
You’re an adorable child
Flattered to be compared
You have a wonderful smile
I just wish I had your hair
@danigriermulvenna
Let’s hope her teeth come in better.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Is Vice Right That Men Don't Like Hot Drinks?

Vice asked the question, why is it that a lot of men don’t like hot drinks, and set out to solve this major mystery.

Talk about fake news. What the fuck are you talking about, Vice? There are entire countries focused on the consumption of Tea.

This Boy Loves Corn

Hey kid settle down. Everyone likes corn.

@doingthings

Do you think corn is real? 🌽 @Recess Therapy

♬ original sound – Doing Things