SATURDAY APRIL 4

NEWS STORIES

Guess Who Will Not Wear a Mask !?

Trump advises voluntary mask use; doesn’t see himself wearing one.

OK, well what about a hair net?

Dr Drew Pinksy Apologizes

New Right wing talking head Dr Drew Pinksy apologized for comparing Coronavirus to the flu, over and over again, from February through March.

That’s OK, Drew. You lost more people on your rehab show.

SPORTS

nothing here yet

ENTERTAINMENT

‘The Office’ Producers Are Creating a Zoom Comedy

We know you guys are bored and want to be creative but a fuckin Zoom comedy? Stop it.

Let’s just watch office reruns.

Emily Ratajkowski Gets Nude For You

Everyone needs a pick me up during these trying times, Emily Ratajkowski has a ‘pick me up’ for your pants.

GOING VIRAL

Finally a Way to Understand the “New Weird “

“Stuck this to the window and now the world makes more sense”

Via Twitter.

Stuck this to the window and now the world makes more sense. pic.twitter.com/3F66ilzr7x

— David Stokes (@scottywrotem) April 4, 2020

Husband Dances While His Wife Was In Labor

This the greatest day in any man’s life. Not so much becoming a father but finding that his silly
Tiktok video went big

Via buzzfeed.com.

@krysandkareemBaby is on the way!! ?? ? ##distancedance ##birth ##pregnant ##babyboy ##fyp

♬ Blinding Lights – The Weeknd

Navy Crew Shows Love to Captain Who Was Canned For Speaking Out About Coronavirus Outbreak On Ship

O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.

Via digg.com.

Wrongfully relieved of command but did right by the sailors. #navy @UncleChaps @katebarstool @ZeroBlog30 @CaptainCons pic.twitter.com/M0aZhHNMXT

— Dylan Castillo (@Sotero269) April 3, 2020