Paris Hilton Would Have Been Our Princess Diana If Not For That Pesky Sex Tape

Paris Hilton claims that the sex tape of her and Rick Salomon having the dullest sex ever, ruined her chances of being like her idol Princess Diana.

“…my whole life I really looked up to Princess Diana, all these elegant, amazing women, and I feel like [Salomon] just took that all away from me. I could have been like that, but because of that tape, I will always be judged and thought of as whatever they say about me because of a private moment between my boyfriend and me.”

Yeah, we were all ready to put the crown on your head, but then we went for a bucket of pig’s blood.

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