San Diego artist Andres Valencia is causing a sensation in the art world. The ten year old’s first solo exhibition resulted in a total sell out of 35 paintings fetching prices ranging from 50 to 150k each.

Big deal, my third grader could do that.

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"Andres Valencia has not yet started middle school, but he already has a solo show in New York and made a splashy auction debut in Hong Kong. His surrealist-style paintings can fetch prices as high as $230,000." pic.twitter.com/tM3tMJ8sR1

— Thursday (@ennui365) September 28, 2022

Taylor James runs a collectibles shop in Vancouver and claims he has Jeffrey Dahmer’s creepy serial killer glasses, and he’s willing to let them go for $150,000.

Those must be really nice glasses.

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The former Jets coach went off on ESPN’s NFL Countdown, trashing the Dolphins and Head Coach Mike McDaniel for putting Tua in the game after his rough hit the week before. “I had a simple philosophy as a coach. I treated every one of my players like they were my son. And that’s all you have to do. And I can tell you this. All right. Would you put your son back in that game when you saw it? … My answer is this. No way in hell I put my son back in that in that game! No way in hell! And you know what? No way in hell I put somebody else’s son back out there either!” He added, “Forget this back and ankle BS that we heard about! This is clearly from head trauma. That’s it. A concussion. I know what it looks like. We all know what it looks like.”

Hey Mike, Rex might change his attitude if you just show him your toes.

Read more at Mediaite.

The Sunday Countdown crew weighs in on the Tua Tagovailoa situation:

“I treated every one of my players like they were my son … No way in hell I put my son back in that game.” – Rex Ryan pic.twitter.com/pFzyEEdRts

— ESPN (@espn) October 2, 2022

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The website kansascity.com posted a 70 word article complaining that Patrick Mahomes is selfish and doesn’t care about the team.

Why be mad? They just described every NFL quarterback.

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After a photo of Brown with his junk floating around a Dubai pool went viral, Antonio tweeted that we all got the info wrong. He tweeted that the woman ran off with his swim trunks, and that’s why he was nekkid.

We’ll Antonio we’ll believe you, because you’ve done nothing but earn our trust so far.

Read more at NY Post

Every chance they get to sway the heat off themselves they use me. In the video you can clearly see she runs off with my swim trunks. If roles were reversed the headlines would read “AB having a wild night with nude female”.Yet when it’s me it automatically becomes a hate crime

— AB (@AB84) October 1, 2022

Speaking about Delonte West, Cuban said he is still battling substance abuse. “It’s a struggle for him,” Cuban said. “I mean, addiction is awful. And mental illness is awful. He’s at the point in his life where he’s got to want to be helped.”

If you think addiction is awful you should see the Mavericks in the playoffs.

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Cardinals defensive end J.J. Watt tweeted, the humble brag, “I went into A-Fib on Wednesday, had my heart shocked back into rhythm on Thursday and I’m playing today.”

We applaud this while we’re shrill about Tua.

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Too bad Olivia Wilde didn’t serve there

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— Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz (@LeBatardShow) October 2, 2022

If this isn’t weird enough, it gets weirder. He’s making the series for an Australian streaming service that you’ve probably never heard of. The show is called C*A*U*G*H*T and the network is “Stan.” As per Variety, “The six-part series follows four Australian soldiers sent on a secret mission to a war-torn country. Mistaken for Americans, they are captured by freedom fighters and produce a hostage video that goes viral. When the soldiers reach celebrity status, they realize that being caught might just be the best thing that could’ve happened to them.”

Weren’t there any openings on Hollywood Squares?

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The Apple TV movie Emancipation was screened for an audience, and the early word is that the movie is both important and powerful.

Sounds like back to back Oscar’s, look out Chris Rock.

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This weekend a company called Deepcake said they secured the rights to create films using Bruce Willis’ images and deep fake tech. But now Willis’ agent says that never happened.

Okay but who knows what he said when he picked up the phone.

Read more at bbc.

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This cool drone video takes you inside and outside the famous field and into the clubhouse too.

This is easy to do because this place is empty all through the playoffs.

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