Last week we learned that we’re short about 80,000 truckers. This week strict drug tests cost the country another 72,000 drivers who failed or at least didn’t know how to fake clean piss tests.

Plus one elmo.

Read more at NY Post.

Now facing a driver shortage, Uber is contemplating the idea of dispatching yellow cabs in New York City.

So the plan is…destroy an industry and then take it over and pay them less? Got it.

Read more at Engadget

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A fox got on the field during a college football game this Saturday, flew into the stands and was being cheered on by fans when it ran back to the field and into the end zone.

Sign that dude. Fast. #FoxOnTheRun #Sweet

Read more at mediaite.

Last week someone figured out that every NFL player who appears on the Manning Brothers MNF broadcast loses their next game. Last Monday, Josh Allen was a guest. And guess whose team lost on Sunday?

It’s not like we didn’t warn him.

Read more at sportscastingcom

This is the first time Terry Bradshaw has the high ground on an argument.

Read more at Mediaite.

Terry Bradshaw rips Aaron Rodgers for being a liar pic.twitter.com/EkEJlSjyXh

— gifdsports (@gifdsports) November 7, 2021

Bills QB Josh Allen did not sack himself. He didn’t intercept his own pass either. But he did get sacked and picked off by Jaguars Linebacker Josh Allen.

This is the weirdest thing since Kramer went to 1st Avenue and !st Street.

Read more at NFL.

Magic Johnson tweeted that he feels blessed be alive and still surviving HIV after 30 years.

Has anyone apologized for being afraid to play ball with him?

God has really blessed me! Today marks 30 years living with HIV so the message resonated with me in such a tremendous way. I thank the Lord for keeping me, giving me strength, and guiding me for 62 years but especially the last 30. 🙏🏾

— Earvin Magic Johnson (@MagicJohnson) November 7, 2021

Damon Arnette, CB for the Raiders didn’t like some DM’s he got from a dude trolling him, so he waved some kind of crazy gun at him and threatened to kill him after calling him some slurs in the texts.

The Raiders really have become a prison team. Are they trying to do a remake of The Longest Yard?

Read more at Daily Caller

Dawg wtf is going on in Las Vegas? Look at Raiders CB Damon Arnette flexing a gun saying he gon kill somebody smh pic.twitter.com/PiJKT5Cyq7

— Robert (4-4) 💔💔⏳ (@RobertRaymond46) November 6, 2021

After Aaron Rodgers let his anti-vax beliefs be known, Prevea Health has cut ties with him after working with him since 2012.

He can always get a deal with the horse dewormer.

Read more at Daily Caller

An announcement from Prevea Health and Aaron Rodgers regarding their partnership. pic.twitter.com/TEesvDBl3T

— Prevea Health (@Prevea) November 6, 2021

Jordan Love’s mom, who’s never missed a game of his, whether he was starting or not, got the shittiest seats in the house at the Packers/Chiefs game Sunday. Hey, at least she could get away with smoking up there.

Check out her seats on YouTube.

Video shows the mom and girlfriend of @jordan3love seated at the top of the stadium – many are mocking the @chiefs for this, but the @packers are also responsible – league rule requires home teams to provide visiting teams w/some nice seats – GB chose to use them for others.

— Amy Trask (@AmyTrask) November 7, 2021

The set of Rust continues to be dangerous even while being dismantled. A member of the take down crew may lose an arm after being bit by a poisonous spider.

Someone should have warned him not to say Alec Baldwin three times while looking in the mirror.

Read more at nypost.

“I’m sorry if I won’t move on but that Astroworld s*** I mean we can’t never continue till we know somebody motherf***ing good … I’m not goin’ to be leaving with that on my conscious … just take five minutes … thank you, sir … I hope she’s just having a baby. That’s all.”

When you’re on the other side of Boo Boo you know you fucked up.

Read more at TMZ

Bezos and his chick were at a gallery opening in Los Angeles when they ran into beautiful boy Leonardo DiCaprio who came over ot say hello.

Even one of the richest humans on the planet who owns his own dick rocket doesn’t have a shot when he’s up against such a super stud. Expect a Pussy Posse expose documentary coming soon from Amazon Prime.

Watch the video on Twitter.

Leonardo Dicaprio meets Jeff Bezos & his new girlfriend at the Art Gala in LA pic.twitter.com/8UmvOMgJFT

— 2Cool2Blog (@2cooI2blog) November 7, 2021

The Omnicalculator is a fun toy you can use to calculate all sorts of weird mesures. Mental Floss, for example, used it to find out that it would take 5700 Danny Devitos stacked up to reach the top of the tallest mountain on the planet.

Okay now see how many Anthony Devitos?

Read more at mentalfloss.

Using a woman’s body ti illustrate a map of Italy is probably a bad idea. Telling her you grew up in her vagina is even a worse one.

Sounds more like you grew up in the 1950’s.

Bobby Flay never had this dudes commitment to BBQ

I had to stay on the grill I was NOT tryinna lose them ribs https://t.co/V84GGJleE2

— oooDay #GrillMaster 🇳🇬 (@oooDayy) November 7, 2021

Looks like Elmo needs directions to Sesame Street, which by the way isn’t in Philadelphia.

People are doing way too many mushrooms.

Finally got Philly Elmo on my block. Glad he got my letters. pic.twitter.com/EvqSPjpEYb

— Brandon Gussoni (@bgussoni) November 6, 2021

What is your taste for shit? That’s what Buzzfeed is asking by giving us this quiz. Why the hell isn’t Dune on here?

Take the quiz on Buzzfeed.