Due to supply chain issues, it’s hard to get a tractor these days and auctions across the country are going batshit for the used equipment. Maybe John Deer will be the next Gamestop except with products people want.

Read more at Yahoo Finance.

Elon Musk didn’t take kindly to Bernie Sanders suggesting he pay any taxes and took a shot at him on Twitter. This will probably drive Tesla’s stock even higher. Good work, Bernie.

Read more on Twitter.

Elon Musk is a piece of shit. pic.twitter.com/5CPQoboVeX

— TheSadTruth💙 (@ReportsDaNews) November 15, 2021

A Florida lawsuit over $64 billion in crypto assets may reveal who Satoshi Nakamoto is, the supposed creator of Bitcoin. Satoshi is the pseudonym for the programmer who created Bitcoin and wrote the initial White Paper on it. According to the lawsuit it’s between an Austrian programmer and a computer forensics analyst, David Kleiman, who died in 2013. Will the real Satoshi please stand up? Please Stand up?

Read more at the Daily Mail.

Nobody’s pitched this idea since….well…ever. The US was pretty much founded on the idea of religious freedom, but sure lets go all the way back to what we didn’t want in the first place.

But lets try something different this time. Does Wiccan work?

Read more at The Hill

Michael Flynn tonight: “If we are going to have one nation under God, which we must, we have to have one religion. One nation under God, and one religion under God.” pic.twitter.com/ShGVrsQ9hW

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) November 13, 2021

Bezos is getting a little ahead of himself but says when we all live in space in the future, we can come back and visit Earth like a national park to see how things used to be.

Starting to sound like the meek will inherit space

Read more at deadline.

There’s fighting words in Chris Christie’s new book that takes some shots at Trumps 2020 election fraud conspiracy.

Thie is like Succession if Kendall weighted 350.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Was the Steelers-Lions game even a football game?

Read the news on Twitter.

FINAL: Nobody wins. Literally nobody

— Detroit Free Press (@freep) November 14, 2021

This video of a live performance during the team’s first game is great.

Anyone who is confused about the impact solid gold had on the 80s…here.

I feel that there is not enough appreciation of the original Orlando Magic theme song from 1989. Not from the fans, the team, the media. It’s mostly been erased from history. That changes today with this video I found of a live performance during the team’s first game. All-timer. pic.twitter.com/7vRAjJ0bnr

— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) November 12, 2021

These kids got kicked off the field after they piled on with 1 second still left on the clock.

This whole tradition kind of looks like shit after astroworld. Stay in your seats kids.

Steve Martin was caught in a candid video playing with a dog and well now we all just love him even more.

an adorable candid video of Steve Martin with a dachshund ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/dyz41okl3m

— germanbini 🌹 peace, love, brotherhood (@germanbini) November 15, 2021

Mr. T announced to the world on Twitter he got his booster and he’s feeling great. He also pities the unvaxxed so he must be part of the Illuminati.

Read more on Twitter.

I am Blessed and I am Thankful. I just got my Booster Vaccination shot. My arm is a little sore but no pain. I Pity Pain! Thanks again to all the Doctors and Nurses…

— Mr. T (@MrT) November 13, 2021

Seth Rogen invented a rolling tray to help make it easier to roll joints, and then created it out of clay, bringing pot and pottery together. Oh and that Mr. Rodgers sweater is crushing it.

I had a little pot tray….I made it out of clay. And when it’s dry and ready…oh rolling I will play.

I invented a rolling tray. pic.twitter.com/R7LIHUSUoP

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) November 14, 2021

Comics are taking sides in the biggest comedy fight since Rogen Mencia. SNL did a sketch this weekend that made fun of Joe Rogan’s involvement in the vaccine debates. Tim called it unfunny and lazy. Che posted some “who the fuck does Tim Dillon think he is” shit on his Instagram stories, and then Tim fired back on Twitter proceeding to tell che exactly who he thinks he is.

I thought we were lectured during the whole Chappelle thing that comics are supposed to support comics? No? Ok.

Here’s the reality I sell more tickets than Michael Che ever has (I don’t think he’s allowed to use this website per his job) and I’ve built something on my own that he could never do. Che has done well for a drunk who can barely read. But his show sucks. And he knows it. pic.twitter.com/a5aIVtSeNR

— Tim Dillon (@TimJDillon) November 14, 2021

SNL castmembers become so familiar to us as they go through their cast years that its hard to believe they were ever this innocent and fresh faced.

Remember when they used to leave that show as fresh faced as they got there? Forgot how long they stay on this show now.

Read more at buzzfeed.

This ranking doesn’t exactly make sense as there are a lot more than 18 but Buzzfeed wanted to arrange 18 films from nonsensical to brilliant.

Only 18? Shouldn’t going forward 1 second at a time count as time travel?

Read more at buzzfeed.

Dave’s performance was going to pay for a new theater for the school named after him at the Duke Ellington School of the Arts in Georgetown, D.C. But then students threatened to walk out because they’re not on board with his commentary on the transgender community.

Oh just buy them the theater Dave. It’s tax deductible.

Read more at deadline.

They are chanting, “Let’s Go Brandon” from the church pews.

What happened to this separation of church and state?

The Q-Anon crowd is at televangelist John Hagee’s Cornerstone Church in San Antonio.

They are chanting, “Let’s Go Brandon” from the church pews. pic.twitter.com/pGqUmUXezn

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) November 14, 2021

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