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And that’s another play that just beat the Washington Generals.

Didn’t covid start when someone drank a beer out of a bat?

The Myrtle Beach Pelicans are doing $1 Beer Day and putting it in these awesome Beer Bats

(via @bryan_kurp) pic.twitter.com/uSgNVZ5Urb

— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) May 16, 2021

Flat Simon should be trending any minute now….

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McConaughey has been making calls a few calls, placing a few feelers about the possibility of running for Governor of Texas.

It’d be a lot cooler if you did…..

Read more at politico.

Saturday night, SNL host Keegan Michael Key fucked up when he said the good night at 1am. He took it too far, wishing viewers a great summer, and said “see you next season”, when there’s still another week left before the show goes on summer break.

The real mistake here is that they should have ended the season last week.

Read more at Pop Culture.

Thank you @KeeganMKey and @Olivia_Rodrigo!!! Goodnight! pic.twitter.com/NTGZQfMTO3

— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) May 16, 2021

They just bought a beautiful home together, but this gorgeous super couple has called it a day.

Trevor will get the house but Minka gets the Daily Show.

Read more at yahoo.

The people of Palm Springs are not excited about the return of a 26 foot Marilyn Monroe statue. Some are clutching their pearls at the idea of kids looking at Monroe’s ass, others are afraid the statue promotes objectification of women and upskirt photos.

Some can’t handle a vacation in the desert but then again, some like it hot.

Read more at TMZ.

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The story about how a janitor at Frito Lay became the creator of Flamin Hot Cheetos is the subject of an upcoming biopic. It’s also a complete myth according to the company.

The good news is, It’s no less true than most biopics.

Read more at variety.com.

Smith’s new Vegan restaurant called “I Love You” provides free meals for homeless, and charges the rest of us a little something extra to help pay for it.

Okay but how much to get a little meat on the plate?

Read more at breitbart.

As long as mask debates continue, a child star never has to fade.

Former child star Rick Schroder harasses a Costco employee over face masks pic.twitter.com/HRlWeJJlt1

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) May 16, 2021

It could be worse, Gates could have got relationship advice from a comedian’s podcast.

Read more at thedailybeast.

Wait, so you have just one? We could pick at least one from each of your interviews.

Read more at buzzfeed.com.

Already feeling nostalgic for that six feet social distance rule.

Read more at nationalpost.

So guess pancakes can just go eff themselves then???

Waffles or French toast? You can only choose one! Please get vaccinated!

— Scott Dworkin (@funder) May 16, 2021

They thought the first bed was too hard. The second bed was too soft….

Even though these surprise guests didn’t have a reservation at this short-term rental, they decided it was time for a vacation! pic.twitter.com/O4wwqs0SZu

— Ring (@ring) May 16, 2021

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