Chris Cuomo told Don Lemon that he’s black on the inside and instantly he joined the top two hated Cuomo’s in America.

Oh Chris, you’re Italian, so you’re not just black on the inside.

Read more at newsweek.

Pastor Stewart-Allen Clark of Missouri’s Malden First General Baptist Church told his congregation that not only should women lose weight, but also that they need to keep their looks up to keep their men happy.

Sorry Pastor Tubby, tell us again about how we need to work on our looks??

Read more at thehill.com.

Pastor Stewart Allen-Clark tells congregation that women need to work harder to look good for men. “I’m not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump. Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know … maybe you’re a participation trophy.” pic.twitter.com/5GfyqIeQZw

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 6, 2021

The CDC has finally issued guidelines for vaccinated people and there are adorable little diagrams to help you understand the rules for what you can do with other vaccinated people and what you can do around those who haven’t been vaccinated yet.

With other vaxxers you can visit indoors without masks or social distancing. You can also visit one unvaccinated house if the people there are at low risk, And once you’ve gotten all your shots, you don’t have to quarantine after exposure to someone if you have no symptoms.

Okay but can we talk BJ’s and hand jobs? That’s what really matters.

Read more at BuzzFeedNews.

FDNY officials are not thrilled with these images posted to an Instagram account this week. The images show a pretty hot model posing with firefighters over at midtown’s Engine 8 Ladder 2 Battalion 8 firehouse, and apparently it violates a bunch of rules.

What’s the big deal? This woman clearly knows her way around poles. Maybe she was training them.

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The UK arm of Burger King tweeted some outrage bait, writing Women Belong in the Kitchen. Turns out it was just a prelude to a statement that they want to help advance the culinary careers of women, but people are still pissed.

The funniest thing about these tweets is that Burger King thinks that the careers they offer are “culinary”.

Read more at USA Today.

When a reporter asked Lebron if he plans to get vaccinated, he said “That’s a conversation that, you know, my family and I will have. And, probably pretty much keep that to a private thing.”

Oops. Turns out nobody cares.

Read more at tmz.

In the big Oprah interview you’ve all been waiting for, Meghan Markle revealed that the Royal Family raised concerns with Prince Harry about how dark his son’s would be.

The Royals, they’re just like us.

Read more at pagesix.

Jessica Kirson used to do warm up for Bethany Frankle’s tv show, and got in some sharp blows at her former boss. The tweets were in response to Frankle’s catty Tweets on Megan Markle

Bethenny shouldn’t be throwing stones from her glass house but she DEFINITELY should not cross a killer like Jessica Kirson.

Read more at etcanada.

I was the warm up comic on your failed morning talk show and you were a total bitch to me. For months you never said hello and you ordered me around like a dog. One day I walked off set because I had enough of your shit. Have a great day! https://t.co/NgKYUkXgJe

— Jessica Kirson (@JessicaKirson) March 7, 2021

Cry me a river…the plight of being a game show host, fairly unknown actress, to suffering in a palace, w tiaras & 7 figure weddings for TWO WHOLE YEARS to being a household name w @Oprah on speed dial, fetching 7 m for interviews, hundreds of millions in media deals. 🤔 #MARRY https://t.co/AsbeYPF9ry

— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) March 7, 2021

You cry all the time.Remember you cried about being “homeless” even though you’re a millionaire?You cry about the past maybe you should stop since you have money? Follow your own advice. I’d love to hear Jason’s view on your divorce and relationship. I’m sure you’re lying.

— Liza Treyger (@GlitterCheese) March 7, 2021

Bethenny this is a hateful cruel thing to put out in the universe. Why?

— christi chiello (@christichiello) March 8, 2021

NYC’s infamous Naked Cowboy was arrested and charged with aggressive panhandling and resisting arrest in Daytona Beach during Bike Week. Arresting officers said he refused to comply and when he was pushed up against a car his guitar broke.

Weird. Always thought that panhandling in Florida was a career.

Read more at NBC New York.

“I’m a polarizing, unfiltered(often to a fault)flawed person w a voice.,” she wrote. “When I heard of the interview,during a pandemic, it felt like a surprising choice. I’m sorry if it hurt or offended you.”

Forget M&H. You need to apologize to Jessica Kirson.

Read more at Page Six.

I watched M & H sit down. Emotional distress & racism must feel suffocating & powerless. I’m a polarizing, unfiltered(often to a fault)flawed person w a voice. When I heard of the interview,during a pandemic, it felt like a surprising choice. I’m sorry if it hurt or offended you.

— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) March 8, 2021

Mackenzie Scott, who used to be married to Jeff Bezos (and received a 53 million dollar settlment) married a science teacher at her kids school. And he’s already released a statement that he’s planning to give lots of money away.

This is the American version of King Ralph.

Read more at TMZ.

Science says that special atmospheric conditions that bend light are responsible for this photograph that appears to show a ship floating in mid air. The phenomenon is common near the Arctic circle but pretty rare in the UK.

Don’t believe a word of this. That ship is levitating. And the apocalypse is near.

Read more at New York Times

Weird goings-on in the UK… 'Hovering ship' photographed https://t.co/nYdbC2gZJD pic.twitter.com/QSdFh5tymH

— Roger Dooley (@rogerdooley) March 5, 2021

Score one for Mother Nature.

This goat just kicked a drone pic.twitter.com/LxROZkDTlr

— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) March 5, 2021

This is the most intense white lady beat down of all time. Just watch when they take this shit to Yankee Candle!

A whole fight just happened at bath & body works 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying pic.twitter.com/ocumzj8G9f

— Genevieve (@gendenslow) March 6, 2021

Gen Z will never know the thrill of cutting a record that would actually play on your record player out of your cereal box, or digging to the bottom of the cereal box for a plastic spaceman that would sit on your spoon. But some of us remember, and that’s why cracked put together a list of 15 cereal prizes.

If this list was a question on Jeopardy the answer would be “what are 15 things a kid can and will swallow, requiring a race to the ER.”

Read more at cracked.com.

Lifeway Research conducted a study that found that 49 percent of US protestant pastors hear members of their congregation repeating conspiracy theories.

Not seeing the big deal here. Isn’t Church a conspiracy theory?

Read more at lifewayresearch.

Variety asked New York’s first moviegoers if they came out for the movie or the theater, and the overwhelming response is that they didn’t care what was playing, they just wanted to go to the movies.

That’s nothing new. Most New Yorkers are in movie theaters for hand jobs.

Read more at variety.com.

What finally did it for you folks? Oh right, probably staring down the barrel of one full year in lockdown has everyone thinking, yeah maybe shoot me up with that bleach Trump talked about!
Why not??

Read more at cnn.com.

Researchers believe the Alpha Generation has produced less artists and more scientists due to technology exposure at a young age.

As long as we can shoot for less social media influencers, this generation could be an improvement.

Read more at studyfinds.org.