Monday March 15: Daily Links

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MONDAY 3.15

NEWS STORIES

 

America's Most Wanted is Back, Now Everyone Can Catch Bad Guys

It’s been decades since we all gathered to watch the worst criminals and tried collectively to catch them, and the world has changed a lot since then. So now that the show is back, there are a few changes to the format, and a lot of technology.

This seems a lot more like Running Man than America’s Most Wanted.

Sorry Gen A, You're Now Gen C

If you were born between 2016 and 2030, you’ll forever be known as the Covid Generation, or Gen C.

Could be worse, you could be the Aids generation.

Read more at CNN

Biden Not at This Time Calling for Cuomo Resignation

Joe, if not for the sexual allegation, or the handling of the nursing homes, at least for nipple rings.

Read more at bbc.

SPORTS

Beckham Picks Off Tom Brady

Tom Brady was playing a game of catch with David Beckham and got powned (yes i said powned)

How did Beckham catch only using his feet?

Read more at NY Post

Drew Brees has Officially from Retired Football

They call him the breese cause he keeps blowing down the road. #freebird #Eddietrunk #lynrdskynyrd

Time for Drew to head on down to Florida… and no, not like Tom Brady.

Read more at espn

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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

John Oliver Tackles Tucker Carlson

It’s a battle of left nerd versus right nerd as John Oliver dedicated this week’s episode of his show to pointing out all the reasons to hate Tucker Carlson. Oliver roasted Carlson, calling him, among other things, a wedge salad.

Fox News has a timeslot for a rant-y troll, who happens to be named Tucker Carlson right now. Got it.

Thank you Anglo Male Savior for showing us the way.

Read more at Slate.

The Talk is Taking a Brief Hiatus to Decide What to Do About Sharon Osbourne

Just a few days ago Sharon Osbourne decided to defend her friend Piers Morgan, and now the afternoon yap yap show is taking a little time off so they “investigate”. The show will be dark for two days so they can investigate the opinion of a talk show host.

“We are committed to a diverse, inclusive and respectful workplace,” the network said in the statement. “All matters related to the Wednesday episode of ‘The Talk’ are currently under internal review.”

What a shock, someone married to Ozzy Osbourne has stupid opinions. Review complete.

Read more at pagesix.

Old Rock Guy Mad that Older Rock Guy Didn’t Get Bigger Memorial at the Grammys

Grammys gave very little mention to the passing of Eddie Van Halen, which made Eddie Trunk FEE-YOUR-I-OUS.

Face it, the in memorium should have been for rock music. #rockisdead. #Whowalkedacrossyourlawn

Bill Burr Gets More Attention Than Eddie Van Halen at the Grammys

Bill Burr trended on twitter after presenting a few awards at the Grammys Sunday night after making some jokes people didn’t like. He mispronounced the name of the performer who won the best regional Mexican music award and then while presenting best tropical Latin album, he joked, “The feminists are going nuts. Why is the cis-white male doing all this Latino stuff.” He also joked that he “wanted to kill himself during that piano solo” that brought him on stage, and said “I bought a suit for this. I thought I was going to be on TV. I’m such a moron. I’m losing so much money.”

The real question is, what genius decided Bill Burr should be giving out the tropical latin grammy artist award? Cancel that guy.

LeBron James Kid Busts out Some Moves on Tik Tok

Wait. Did Lebron hire Cardi B to be his kids dance teacher?

Thought Paris Hilton Was Topless In This Pic? Sorry.

This picture was supposed to be all about Paris Hilton proud that she could fit into a 20 year old dress. But an optical illusion involving an elbow made it appear that Paris was letting it all hang out.

Bad news, looks like Paris Hilton suffers from tennis tit.

Read more at dailymail.

Yo Yo Ma Held a Concert at a Vax Clinic, What Did You Do With Your 15 Minute Wait Time?

You played candy crush or texted friends while observing your 15 minute waiting period after getting your vaccine. Yo Yo Ma played a surprise concert during his.

Hey congrats Yo Yo, you have a talent nobody cares about.

No One Knows Why Trey Songz Spit In Women's Mouths

Don’t know what this video is, who it’s for or why it was made but it’s obvious what the caption should be.

Two Girls One Creep.

Punky Brewster Takes Us Back to the 90s

Soleil Moon Frye directed a doc called Kid 90 showing life as a television icon in the 90’s and its full of home video of young stars behind the scenes.

Time for the new nostalgia….the kids for the 90s kids.

Read more at THR.

Fiona Apple Says She Skips Out of Grammys to for the Sake of her Sobriety

Best album or the year whether she wins or even shows up or not.

Plus, it’s Always good to avoid a Kanye moment when up against Taylor Swift.

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VIRAL VIRAL

Behind the Scenes Look at a Viral Tik Tok Challenge

This girl takes us inside, behind the scenes, shows us how the sausage gets made in a step by step look at the making of a Tik Tok vid.

Pop pop still doesn’t understand.

Let's Play Who's The Asshole: Handicapped Parking Edition

An old lady questioned a healthy-looking young man about whether he really was handicapped. The man has an artificial leg, and couldn’t wait to humiliate her. Who’s the asshole?

Spoiler Alert: You’re both assholes.

@pnuks

Reply to @lisacameron56 can we get the camera footage @mcdonaldsau ? ##amputee ##pnuks ##lakemba ##boomer ##australia

♬ Up – Cardi B

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

A Year in Quarantine Has Lead the World to a Baby Bust Not a Baby Boom

So turns out that anxiety and depression is not the best aphrodisiac?

Read more at Financial Times

The Idea of a Dress Code No Longer Exists Thanks to Lockdown Life

Elastic waste bands. They’re so HOT right now!

Read more at thecut.

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Interrobang Staff

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