‘Karen’ apologizes to Filipino man for calling cops over chalk BLM and she’s using this time to become a better person. Oh, and she was fired from her job.

In her defense she never thought a Filipino and how he affords…you know what…my mistake. Gonna take some time to reflect here too.

Read more at nypost.com.

A white couple call the police on me, a person of color, for stencilling a #BLM chalk message on my own front retaining wall. “Karen” lies and says she knows that I don’t live in my own house, because she knows the person who lives here. #blacklivesmatter pic.twitter.com/rOpHvKVwgP

— Jaimetoons (@jaimetoons) June 12, 2020

New York Governor heart throb Andrew Cuomo is pissed that bars in the Hamptons and St Marks Place are drawing crowds. He’s threatening to leave Upstate and come down there.

Angry Daddy is a sexy daddy. Growl.

Read more at yahoo.com.

The white cast members of the popular Netflix series, Dear White People made a response video that perfectly captures the tone deafness of the ‘I Take Responsibility’ PSA. No white people were harmed in the making of this parody.

Read more at pagesix.com.

The white students of Winchester also want to take responsibility. We tried to stop them. #DearUsPeople pic.twitter.com/YuhQ7SutL6

— Dear White People (@DearWhitePeople) June 12, 2020

A judge in the Justin Smollett case denied a motion that would have thrown out disorderly conduct and lying to police charges out of court. Lawyers for the former ‘Empire’ actor argued that the new case violates his rights against double jeopardy. But Judge James Linn of Cook County said that since Smollett was never punished by the court on the first set of charges, prosecutors can proceed with new allegations. The next legal move for Smollett’s lawyers: Jedi mind tricks.

Read more at pagesix.com.

Little Rascals 2020 reboot could not be more adorable.

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We’re not taught about the Tulsa Massacre in 1921 in school and yet we all know that in 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Who cares?? That dude doesn’t even have a head anymore!

Read more at ranker.com.

Tik Tok most recently just broke a record for most app downloads in a quarter and now kids are spending almost as much time using it as they are YouTube. This is a testament to watching attractive people dance and challenge each other. No uggos allowed, Tik Tok broke the code.

Read more at theverge.com.

Meet the Cubs 4th round draft pick Luke Little, a 6’8 left-hander from Texas who consistently throws 100mph and crank it up to 105pm. He should change his name to Luke LaLoosh.

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Don’t buy your Super Bowl 2021 party supplies just yet. Multiple players from the Texas NFL teams have tested positive for Covid19 recently including Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott.

The good news is, No one will want to tackle Ezekiel Elliot this season.

Read more at nfl.com.

Cameo is now offering Zoom calls with celebrities and the world’s biggest star Jeremy Piven is charging 15 thousand dollars.

15 Gs!? Does he have a dildo in his ass while drinking bull cum?

Holy shit. Cameo is now offering Zoom calls with celebrities and JEREMY PIVEN IS CHARGING $15,000 TO TALK TO HIM FOR 10 MINUTES. pic.twitter.com/LT53guepB5

— Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) June 14, 2020

In a rare interview for The New York Times, Bob Dylan said that George Floyd’s death was ‘beyond ugly’ and the Corona Virus is ‘a forerunner of something else to come’, because ‘extreme arrogance can have some disastrous penalties’. Dylan later suggests that ‘maybe we are on the eve of destruction’. Reps for Barry McGuire are aiming to get an opening slot on Dylan’s next tour.

Read more at nme.com.

Wait… Spongebob isn’t gay??

Celebrating #Pride with the LGBTQ+ community and their allies this month and every month ? ⁣
(?: by @ramzymasri) pic.twitter.com/pENmTaQB0h

— Nickelodeon (@Nickelodeon) June 13, 2020

First Britney, now Dolly. An online petition has been started urging the Tennessee State House to replace Nathan Bedford Forrest’s statue and replace it with a Dolly Parton statue. Forrest was a Confederacy general and the first Grand Wizard of the KKK. The petition seeks to replace Forrest with a ‘woman who has worked her entire life to bring us closer together’. Tina Turner fans have a launched a similar campaign, leading with the statement, ‘WTF?!?’

Read more at nme.com.

Spike Lee’s trying to dodge a cancelation and he Tweeted that he takes back statements he made defending Woody Allen.

Hey everyone, still watch Da 5 Bloods on Netflix, it’d got nothin’ to do with Woody.

Read more at thewrap.com.

Kanye West is now looking to expand his brand into the world of cosmetics and fragrances. The rapper recently filed for a ‘Yeezy’ trademark for beauty and skincare products, hygienic products such as toothpaste and deodorant, along with scented pine cones and aromatherapy pillows. Reps for West would not confirm if the tag line ‘If something smells breezy, it must be Yeezy’ will be used in commercials.

Read more at tmz.com.

Smoking with out PPE is deader…than dead.

Vegas is back in full swing @LasVegasLocally @VitalVegas pic.twitter.com/3z98jrePVx

— Exotic Jed (@jedshearer) June 9, 2020

We’ve watched some presidents gray or age but…what is this exactly??

Via digg.

Compare and contrast: Trump speaking during his June 2015 campaign launch speech vs. Trump speaking at West Point today, almost exactly five years later pic.twitter.com/qDFmkNBVmj

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 13, 2020

The best things in life are the little things. Warren Zevon was right when he said ‘enjoy every sandwich.’

But this is too much. This seems sexual.

Lunch time at work be like ?❤?? pic.twitter.com/jnnohbCDRF

— Wick Magne (@brus813) June 14, 2020

Warning: Video contains offensive language (and offensive people).

A new day, a new Karen. They’re like cockroaches, they keep coming back stronger.

New Karen clip. Same Karen script.pic.twitter.com/rl9Z21RQBI

— jbrown (@jb6050) June 14, 2020

They’re calling her COVID Karen after a woman shows up at a Bagel Shop in Queens without a mask and coughs on people who complained.

This chick would be PERFECT for the Bagel Boss.

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Car alarms were so shittly installed and so sensitive that the entire industry has been upended and now we don’t have to hear them constantly like we did in decades past. Also, they just were better for hiding the sound of glass breaking than it was to stop anything.

Via digg.

Well what is the use of having CGI if you don’t use it?

Plus is was great. TV showing a naked Joe Biden throwing bombs? Lets do it.

Read more at seattletimes.com.

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A New York cop knelt down in the city street in solidarity with protesters, then sent an email to his copy buddies apologizing, saying the kneel goes against all his principals.

Hey fellas I’m sorry about the kneeling and you guys know I have bad eyes. My Hand to God I thought there was a black man under me.

Read more at yahoo.com.

The CDC is saying another country wide lockdown could be implemented if covid cases keep spiking. Remember when people were saying Corona would go away in the summer? What’s the opposite of Nostradamus?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8417265/CDC-threatens-lockdown-coronavirus-cases-spike.html

What they do?
They smile in your face
All the time they want to take your place
The back stabbers (Back stabbers)

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Amazon, Microsoft and IBM all have vowed to stop selling their facial recognition software for general purpose and to the police. It’s been found that the tech misidentify’s women and people of color. Now we’re gonna have to get three siblings and put them in a tub to find out who’s committing crimes.

Read more at businessinsider.

Trump is now moving his scheduled rally in Tulsa to June 20th out of respect for Juneteenth. Or maybe this stipulation was also in Melania’s new pre nup.

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Amazon, Microsoft and IBM all have vowed to stop selling their facial recognition software for general purpose and to the police. It’s been found that the tech misidentify’s women and people of color. Now we’re gonna have to get three siblings and put them in a tub to find out who’s committing crimes.

Read more at businessinsider.com.

Sorry, police, but the kids these days got no time for you. You’re gonna do a lot better in the older demo’s though.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Is this cancel cultured or just (all tuckered out). The ad agencies are like rats jumping off the white supremacist ship.

The good news is he still has the My Pillow weirdo.

Read more at dnyuz.com.

An online petition to replace the Louisiana Confederate statues with busts of Britney Spears has already gained 10,000 signatures. Hardcore fan Kassie Thibodeaux started the campaign, calling on state and local leaders to ‘do the right thing’ and replace the statues with ‘an actual Louisiana hero and influential human being, Britney Spears’. Reportedly, Kevin Federline also wants a statue next to his ex-wife, but will have to come out of his own pocket to make it happen.

Read more at tmz.

Racist statues are getting whacked faster than a Godfather scene.

It’s 2020. Statues are a bit played anyway.

Read more at vice.com.

John Ridley, who wrote 12 Years A Slaves and already got Warner Media to to pull Gone With The Wind from its HBO Max, now wants to cancel movies we want to see.

Quentin how could you!?

Read more at yahoo.

Turns out Harvey Weinstein had an infection of the penis called Fournier’s Gangrene. Multiple women had claimed it was deformed. Only Hitler has had his penis more slandered.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

A writer for Rolling Stone now wants Law & Order to be cancelled because of Mariska Hargitay’s character on the show. If Law & Order gets canceled the working actors of NYC are totally fucked.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Bam was the skinny skater kid from Westchester (but not the best chester). Then fame struck.

Que the Behind the Music theme.

Read more at melmagazine.com.

Bolton didn’t want to be part of the Trump impeachment because he would make more money spilling his guts in a book.

Fuck your book and your dumb 80’s songs too.

Read more at politico.com.

Sharon Stone told the podcast ‘Films To Buried With’, that she was once struck by lightning with such force that it threw her across her kitchen until she hit the refrigerator. Stone said it left her in ‘altered state’, with EKG’s showing electricity in her body. That probably explains why she made ‘Sliver’.

Read more at pagesix.

Lady Antebellum announced this week that they were changing their name to Lady A out of respect to the Black Lives Matter campaign. The only problem is that there’s a blues singer named Lady A, she’s been using the name for over 30 years, and she’s not happy about it. She’s also a Black activist in the midst of organizing a panel called ‘The Truth Is Loud’, which will discuss the role white people play in conversations about race. No word yet, on how the group will respond, but here’s a new name the group shouldn’t consider: L.A.

Read more at ew.com.

Torrence, California police have identified the SoCal ‘Karen’ as Lena Hernandez – and she’s a suspect in at least three reported racial incidents. Cops say Hernandez allegedly harassed a custodian and physically assaulted a Good Samaritan last October. Dick Wolf is hoping to launch a new show, Law & Order: Special Karens Unit.

Read more at tmz.com