No dream team this year, as team USA’s Mens Basketball team got beat by a bunch of French people.

Maybe we should change the name of the sport to freedom ball?

Read more at NBA.com

A scary robot took to the court during the USA-France halftime, and hit perfect threes before nailing a halfcourt shot.

You shoot pretty good when I’m not playing defense but I’ll stuff that shit.

A basketball robot. For your pleasure. pic.twitter.com/5LZF2vpwNg

— Ann Killion (@annkillion) July 25, 2021

A basketball-shooting robot!!!

Haven’t seen anything like it since the Spurs sent one to Toronto. pic.twitter.com/l9L7k2FDou

— Mike Finger (@mikefinger) July 25, 2021

18-year-old Tunisian, Ahmed Hafnaoui managed to pull off a surprise upset in the 400 meter freestyle swimming event, winning the fifth gold medal ever for his country. And his family watching at home went absolutely bonkers delivering the most joyful video of the weekend.

Who even knew that had swimming pools in Tunisia.

Read more at Fox News.

Watching your family member win gold must be an absolutely insane feeling.

Ahmed Hafnaoui, who was 50/1 to win the 400 men’s freestyle, family watched him win gold back home in Tunisia

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— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 26, 2021

First Norway’s female beach handball team broke the rules wearing biker shorts instead of bikinis, and now the German ladies gymnasts decided they want to wear unitards, not bikini leotards.

Ladies, if you dress like this, nobody’s going to pay for a lap dance.

Read more at The HIll.

The world collectively grabbed their balls as Angelo Caro Narvaez’s crotch slammed straight into a bar. He continued skating, to score a respectable fifth place.

Finally Jackass The Next Generation.

Read more at NY Post.

This is Peruvian skateboarder Angelo Caro Narvaez. Just figured that if we're all going to see the poor guy nutshot himself in the Olympics, we should be able to know his name and wish him well. pic.twitter.com/ghHmtz0HOO

— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) July 25, 2021

Does the word OBERSTDORF mean anything to you? https://t.co/h5FrSo9nET

— Jesse Spector (@jessespector) July 25, 2021

Adrian Carambula, a Uruguayan-Italian Olympian demonstrates the sky ball serve.

That ball got higher than Bezos.

Idk a thing about beach volleyball but look at this dude’s serve?!? pic.twitter.com/RIImGeicAN

— Ben Porter (@Ben13Porter) July 25, 2021

Brady can’t stand staying out of the news for a day, so he and a team created this video that seemingly shows him throwing the ball into a pitch practice machine with such accuracy, that the ball could spit it right back at him.

The Internet responded with a collective, nah.

Face it, Belichick has not gotten enough credit for keeping this guy from acting like a total douche for the last 20 years.

Read more at SI.com.

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Photos of Soccer star Wayne Rooney showing him passed out around a bunch of hot girls (one of which may be farting) may show him cheating, and definitely show him over-served.

Sure its embarrassing tonight but tomorrow you’ll have a great story to tell your new friends at rehab.

English football legend Wayne Rooney has gone viral, after being caught cheating. pic.twitter.com/R9fnIQt34f

— HooligansTV (@HooligansTV_eu) July 25, 2021

Girl farting on Wayne Rooney 😄 pic.twitter.com/aSwHqu2suk

— HooligansTV (@HooligansTV_eu) July 25, 2021

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A couple is going to court after a company sued them for leaving a shit review. The plaintiff seeks $122,000 and says the couple was using the review as leverage to get something they weren’t entitled to get.

It’s 2021. People still read reviews?

Read more at kgw.com.

Meet Mr. Lindsay. New life, new location, new identity, new name. His life has changed…but one thing hasn’t changed….

He’s still making eggs.

So.. wanna talk about that #Dexter trailer drop? What you think? pic.twitter.com/GQw14QWxma

— Scott Reynolds (@jscottamy) July 25, 2021

They call themselves ‘Brave Books” because they’re willing to publish offensive titles for kids. Like their debut, “Elephants Are Not Birds.”

What’s your next title? Girls Shouldn’t Vote?

Read more at NY Post.

Boys are not girls & Elephants Are Not Birds.https://t.co/gjUwxFX7Mq

— Ashley St. Clair 🇺🇸 (@stclairashley) July 24, 2021

And boys are not girls. Buy our book now at https://t.co/kLqvMEj93T https://t.co/Ne0I992gUJ

— BRAVE Books (@BraveBooksUS) July 25, 2021

Conservative children's publisher Brave Books debuts with 'Elephants Are Not Birds' https://t.co/KlzXbsuNEU pic.twitter.com/zY5KKxJGPm

— New York Post (@nypost) July 24, 2021

A video shows Cuba butchering the lyrics of Journey’s Faithfully.

Also, he should be canceled for his singing.

Read more at Page Six.

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Buzzfeed asks its readers to decide whether these 30 beloved movies aged well or are a big fat problem.

It’s 2021. Isn’t everything problematic as fuck?

Read more at buzzfeed.com