Monday July 11 Daily Links
MONDAY 7.11
NEWS STORIES
Christian Disney Employees Say Covid Requirements Violate Religious Rights
Three former Disney workers say that mask and vaccination requirements constitute4d religious discrimination. Apparently covering your face is an affront to Christian beliefs? “Religious creed includes my dress and my grooming practices, including what I put on my head or face,” one plaintiff wrote. “Wearing a face covering is an affront of my Christian beliefs. Further, participating in a medical experiment, such as covid testing or vaccines, is also a violation of my religious beliefs.”
Did we miss an 11th commandment?
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4Chan User Claims They’ve Hacked Hunter Biden’s iCloud
A user on 4Chan has claimed to have hacked Hunter Biden’s iCloud account and is in possession of 450GB of his personal data.
Can someone just make Hunter live like he was in the 80’s and give him zero access to anything to do with a cloud, a smartphone or a computer?
Bannon Willing To Testify Now!?
According to a letter obtained by CNN – Steve Bannon is willing to testify publicly before the January 6th Committee. This will be perfect for their season finale.
Read more on Twitter.
Steve Bannon, who defied a congressional subpoena and is set to go to trial on criminal contempt charges, told the Jan. 6 committee he is now willing to testify, ideally at a public hearing. https://t.co/3YJFqRTJjF
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) July 10, 2022
Trump Proud of His Vaccine Even If His Fans Aren't
While appearing in Anchorage Alaska, Trump told his supporters, “We did so much in terms of therapeutics, and a word that I’m not allowed to mention. But I’m still proud of that word! Because we did that in nine months, and it was supposed to take five years to 12 years. Nobody else could have done it.”
Does he think he invented the vaccine?
Giuliani Says He Needed Stents After that Assault
Radio host John Catsimatidis says Rudy had to get stents put in after he got slapped on the back at a Shop Rite in Staten Island. “I want you to know that Mayor Giuliani was in a weak state of mind because of the fact he wasn’t breathing well. He’s been like that for 30 days, and on Tuesday, right after that weekend, on Tuesday, he had stents put in to bring back his oxygen count up.”
Sometimes you get slapped so hard in the back that your heart instantly clogs, right?
Elon Musk Taunts Twitter With Memes On Twitter
Elon Musk dropped a meme on Twitter to shit on Twitter taking him to court to make him buy them. So meta, Elon. SO meta.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 11, 2022
SPORTS
Steph Punts Grizzlies Ball
You’re starting to cut into Bill Murray’s act here.
Someone threw Steph a Grizzlies ball and he immediately punted it away 💀 pic.twitter.com/WO1ZwRWP8u
— Warriors on NBCS (@NBCSWarriors) July 9, 2022
LeBron Brings Snacks
The star rolled up to NBA Summer Games with is own baggy of home made snacks.
Did you bring enough for everyone, LeBron?
LeBron (@KingJames) pulled up to NBA Summer League with his own snacks 😂
(via @NBATV)pic.twitter.com/ycdn1dGlKO
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) July 9, 2022
NFL Player Arrested at Airport Because Gun
Free agent Duane Brown was busted after TSA agents found an unloaded gun in his bag. He was arrested for concealed carry.
They were afraid he might shoot someone in his bag.
Mental Floss Shares 20 Fun Facts About the Nature Boy
Our favorite fact is that he’s ten million times better than Hogan.
Heinz Giving Up Naming Rights To Heinz Stadium
Heinz is giving up their naming rights to the Steelers stadium and a new sponsor is expected to be announced this week. Well, we all know it won’t be another Crypto company.
Wimbledon Finalist Can't Deal With Drunk Heckler
Nick Kyrgios was playing in the Wimbledon final and couldn’t take one drunk lady heckler. Nick ended up losing but he can start moving 700 Beers Bro t shirts if he’s smart.
Watch the clip on Action Network.
“She’s had 700 drinks bro.”
Nick Kyrgios wasn’t having it with this heckler 😅
— Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) July 10, 2022
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Dave Davies Says Aliens Forbid Him From Having Sex
The Kinks star says Aliens were in his head and they told him he could not have sex. “Although I was able to walk normally, my groin and pelvis suddenly became numbed, like they’d blocked any sensation down there. The reason being, they told me, was they wanted to transmute my sexual energy to a higher vibrational level.”
That’s what happened. It definitely wasn’t drugs.
Christian Bale Afraid of a G-String
The actor said he almost bailed on playing a villain in Thor: Love and Thunder, because he didn’t want to have to wear a g-string. So he worked with director Taika Waititi to reimagine his character’s look.
What’s thong with that?
Cameron Diaz Forced to Smuggle Something Early in Her Career
‘I was [in Paris] a full year and didn’t work one day. I couldn’t book a job to save my life. Then I got one job but, really, I think I was a mule carrying drugs to Morocco — I swear to God.’ Diaz said. She said she was given a locked suitcase carrying some type of substance and asked to bring it to Morocco.
That substance was Jizz.
George Clooney as Paul Newman?
Newman from Seinfeld would do a better job.
Activists Protest Bernadette Peters' Animal Charity
A mob of protestors interrupted Bernadette’s attempt to promote her charity organization, Broadway Barks. Activists protested the event, so Peters shouted them down, “You are stomping on the chances of the animals here from being adopted!”
Things are getting ruff on Broadway.
VIRAL & TRENDING
GOP Doesn't Think Parody Sites are Funny
Comedy writer Toby Morton created over 70 websites for GOP candidates, with unflattering slogans like ““Let’s Keep It White,” for one and “Racist QAnon Sympathizer” for another. The elabore websites have bios and descriptions including one site that says about the parodied candidate, “I am a vile and disgusting politician who is responsible for the Buffalo NY shooting spree,” The actual candidates are pissed, some issuing cease and desist letters or threatening defamation lawsuits
If you’re so committed ot truth, why aren’t you guys complaining about Q?
News Anchor Suspended After Slurry Newscast
Albany newscaster Heather Kovar has been suspended after an incomprehensible broadcast where she was slurring her words and laughing, and appeared to be intoxicated.
She clearly attended the Chris Stanley school of broadcasting.
Viewers expressing concern over train wreck of local evening newscast out of Albany. Anchor Heather Kovar appeared disheveled, misspoke, and slurred her words for the entire newscast. Here, she tries to set up the weather and toss to the meteorologist, who’s name she gets wrong. pic.twitter.com/70jwwvykKt
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) July 10, 2022
10 Is Now The New 420?
420 is the day to celebrate weed but now 7/10 is a thing too. It’s the day to celebrate THC concentrate, aka oil, aka 710 upside down. This just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Read more at High Times.
Happy 710!
Following our most celebrated pot holiday, 420, is a day focused solely on cannabis concentrates, 710.
Observed on July 10, 710 ("oil" upside down) is a time to honor how concentrating the cannabis plant’s essence raises potency levels and gets us mega high. Amen. 🍯 pic.twitter.com/pVyEBkdMOv
— High Times (@HIGH_TIMES_Mag) July 10, 2022
Army Medic Goes Viral For 3 Minute Rant About Roe Reversal
“I just extended my contract to continue serving this country a week ago. How am I supposed to swear to support and defend the Constitution and a country that treats its women like second class citizens?”
Not to correct you but women were always second class citizens. Now they’re so low, they’re in Steerage.
@racalwheezy #stitch with @rahasenfratz raw and unfiltered. I am heartbroken. I am enraged. I am terrified. #roevwade #scotusupdate #keepyourlawsoffmybody #deployment #armywomen #army #miltok
One Way To Fix Disgusting Feet
Get Some Duck Yolk on Dem Toes
— rp (@sleepydisease) July 10, 2022
Twitter Asks What The Nastiest Vegetable Is
The nastiest vegetable is trending on Twitter and this is a bad day to be a pea or beet farmer.
Here’s the original Tweet.
What’s the nastiest vegetable? I’ll go first PEAS.
— DES (@DestiniUmajje) July 10, 2022
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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