Monday January 8 Daily Links

MONDAY 1.8


NEWS STORIES

 



Lauren Boebert Denies She Punched Her Ex in the Nose

It all went down during a public meeting in a public restaurant. He called 911, she called 911 and later he apologized. Several witnesses said she squared up and punched him in the nose twice.

OH good, it didn’t sound like something you would do.

Read more at TMZ


Upstate Got 15 Inches, NY Still No Real Snow

It’s been nearly 700 days since NYC got accumulating snow fall, and this weekend, when the rest of the tri state got buried, the big apple got bupkis.

This is nothing, we just saw tornados rip through Ft Lauderdale.

Read more at NY Post


Trump Promises to Build the Best and Biggest Dome Over America

Donald Trump told Iowans he is committed to building the worlds biggest dome over the entire country to protect us from enemies.

We dont know how he plans to do it, but it definitely wont involve magnets.

Read more at mediaite


Hershey Sued for Millions Over Reeses Pumpkins

The chocolates inside look nothing like the image on the packaging and now there’s a class action lawsuit. The complaints have been floating around for years and Hersheys maintains that the package reflects “decorating suggestions”. See small print.

Just shut up and buy the regular ones.

Read more at Design Taxi



SPORTS



Brett Favre Could Go To Prison

Ex-NFL star Brett Favre could face imprisonment for his role in a $77M Mississippi welfare scandal.

I hope they take into account that he was bit by a lot of mosquitos as a boy.

Read more at News Break


Jake Brownings Girlfriend Captivates Everyone

She’s lucky they didn’t catch her when she was in that Miami Mall.

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1744071122591551894?s=20


Please Dont Watch This Video of Jalen Hurts Finger Dislocation

Thanks.

https://x.com/barstoolsports/status/1744119579855458811?s=20


No NFL Coach Has Lost More Games Than Bill Belichick

Bill Belichick lost the 165th game as a head coach on Sunday, which ties Jeff Fisher and Dan Reeves for the most losses by a head coach in NFL history.

Yeah but he coached 10 years more than they did.

Read more at Barstool.


Falcons Coach Berates Saints Coach For Running Up the Score

With one minute left in the game and a 41-17 lead, the Saints went for it, and ended the game 48-17. Arthur Smith wasn’t having it and berated Saints coach Dennis Allen on the field.

No one is going to remember your last game of the season.

Read more at mediaite.


JJ Watt Breaks the News That His Brother Didn't Tear an ACL

Watt posted on X, Best case scenario for TJ. Grade 2 MCL sprain. Everything else looks pristine. Couple weeks of rest/recovery.

Your mom made him let you break the story. We’re not impressed.

Read more at awful announcing.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Mary Lou Retton Talks About Her Near Death Experience

She said she was almost put on life support when she was hospitalized with a rare form a pneumonia in October.

The cure of any pneumonia is icy cold juice.

Read more at Daily Mail.


Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman Watch Wrexham Together

The pair celebrated a huge victory for Wrexham and posted on Instagram.

While finding a way to promote the movie. Way to stack all your money makers in one video.

Read more at People.


Jeopardy Fans Cant Believe No One Knew Mac Miller

The rapper died in 2018 and was also famous for dating Ariana Grande before Pete Davidson. But none of the three Jeopardy contestants could identify him.

Surprised anyone who would recognize mac miller even watches jeopardy.

Read more at NY Post


Weird: The Al Yankovic Story Wins

Weird beat out Dolly Parton’s Mountain Magic Christmas, Fire Island, Hocus Pocus 2, and Prey.

Al is now halfway to an egot. Wheh he finally gets it the world will end.

Read more at THR


Sally Field Says Burt Reynolds Resented Her Success

She says when she was nominated for her first Academy Award, her then boyfriend Reynolds was jealous and said he didn’t want to go to the ceremony. He also discouraged her from attending the Cannes premiere of the movie, Norma Rae.

He was a cunt long before you met him.

Read more at huffpost.


Sean Penn Saved Globes Pre Show Host! HERO!

The iconic film star saved a stranded motorist who turned out to be Golden Globes pre-show host Mark Malkin. Malkin got stuck when his electric car ran out of juice in between the Palm Springs Film Fest and LA.

This is the only interesting thing about the Golden Globes.

REad more at pagesix.


The Day the Clown Cried is Getting Its First Public Screening

The Day the Clown Cried, a passion project for Jerry Lewis never screened publicly. Lewis refused to release it in his lifetime. The film tells the story of a German circus clown who is imprisoned in a Nazi concentration camp for mocking Adolf Hitler and is then forced to lure children to their deaths as punishment. It will have a June release.

And we thought the juggalos were bad.

Read more at the national news



VIRAL & TRENDING



Is Decaf the New Sober

Market research company Mintel reported that “39% of coffee drinkers want to reduce their caffeine consumption.

I’d rather keep the caffeine and get rid of the taste.

Read more at salon.


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