The first AI VR brothel is open. Patrons get private suites where they can have sex with motionless sex dolls while using VR headsets to watch what is basically porn.

Great I’ll just jack off at home.

Read more at NY Post.

A new report says some Tesla directors felt pressure to do drugs with Elon Musk. They didn’t want to risk upsetting him so they did LSD and Ecstasy.

Tech is the only rock and roll left.

Read more at WSJ

The setting was a Republican town hall on CNN. When Nikki Haley walked in to ask why Trump won’t debate her, it turned out to be the real Nikki Haley.

Yeah we want someone duller than Trump but not this dull.

Read more at Mediaite

A 10 year old Kentucky groundhog named Major predicted an early spring by staying out of his hole on February 2nd. And then it died.

Bill DiBlasio said, I didn’t do it.

Read more at NY Post

The NY Times shared renderings of a proposed $10 million overhaul of the dump that is Port Authority bus terminal in NYC.

Did we really need pictures to know a new terminal would look like a mall?

Read more at NY Times

Why is Tucker Carlson in Moscow? People are speculating that he’s scored himself an exclusive interview with Vladimir Putin. Or maybe he’s just looking for an apartment.

I hope he finds work.

Read more at mediaite

Tucker Carlson Reportedly Spotted In Moscow As Fans Speculate Interview With Putin

A man drowned in the lake outside SoFi Stadium in Inglewood, Calif. on Friday, the second death to occur in the man-made body of water since the stadium opened in 2020.

Read more at nypost.

Patrick Mahomes dad just ran up this third DWI and was arrested in Texas over the weekend.

Hopefully he can see the Super Bowl in Sing Sing

Read more at TMZ

Pamela Champ-Powell on X: “Women supporting women is my favorite thing! Shorty’s wig came off during this Ole Miss vs. South Carolina game…both teams noticed and huddled around her so she could fix it! …before y’all go there, I’m posting because they all had a good laugh about it afterwards! https://t.co/5uFTaAsYCW” / X

There is no male equivalent to this.

Women supporting women is my favorite thing! Shorty’s wig came off during this Ole Miss vs. South Carolina game…both teams noticed and huddled around her so she could fix it!

…before y’all go there, I’m posting because they all had a good laugh about it afterwards! pic.twitter.com/5uFTaAsYCW

— Pamela Champ-Powell (@pachamp) February 4, 2024

Everyone was shocked when Rapper Killer Mike has been taken away in handcuffs in http://Crypto.com arena after winning 3 awards during the Grammy telecast.

They used to shoot rappers that came to LA from East coast so this is progress

Read more at Variety

Brad Pitt may be 60 but that’s not going to stop him from dressing like he’s 25 while out for a stroll in Florida.

Even dumb fashions work on a hot guy.

Read more at tMZ

Actor and model Poonam Pandey faked her own death to raise cervical cancer awareness: ‘Simply obtuse’

With a name like Poonam…..the cervix is always on your mind.

Read more at NY Post

68 years later, Blackwell’s corner still pays tribute to Dean, who died soon after stopping there. But fewer people come in asking questions or taking interest with each passing year.

He only made 3 movies, its amazing they remember him at all .

Read more at MSN

A two part documentary about Wendy Williams will air on Lifetime later this month. In the new trailer, Williams reveals that she has no money left

It’s hard to hold on to money when you’re mentally ill.

Read more at ET

Supposedly he got into an altercation with KIIS FM employee Joshua Fox. A NSW Police spokesperson told news.com.au a man was allegedly assaulted during the encounter.

Maybe he’s suffering from salt burn.

Read more at news.com.au

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