Monday January 18: Daily Links
MONDAY 1.18
NEWS STORIES
On Sunday, The New Yorker Put Out an Insane Video of the Attack on the Capitol
Just as soon as your anger fear and loathing starts to subside another video comes out and it all comes back
Luckily the idiot terrorists took selfies.
Trump Planning 100 Pardons
Donald Trump has announced he’ll be granting 100 pardons on Tuesday before he leaves office.
It’s full tilt Oprah for pardon time. Look under your seats!
You get a pardon! You get a pardon!
The FBI Is Vetting All Troops Guarding DC In Fear Of Them Attacking
The FBI is vetting all the troops who will be guarding the inauguration to make sure none of them may turn on Biden.
Members Of Brooklyn Sex House Are Upset That COVID Has Cut Off Their Orgies
Residents of houses run by the Hacienda sex club are frustrated that COVID is putting a severe cramp to hold orgies. In 2019, the club hosted 19 orgies and 45 other related events. The group held only five in 2020. Put the call out to incels, they’ll be back up to speed in no time.
Woman Who Stole Pelosi's Laptop Is On The Run
A PA woman who allegedly stole Nancy Pelosi’s laptop and wanted to sell it to the Russians is on the run and the FBI is looking for her. Maybe she’s Q and we’ll finally get to the bottom of all this.
NEW: The FBI is investigating a claim that a PA woman who rioted at the Capitol on Jan. 6 stole a laptop from Speaker Pelosi's office and intended to sell it to the Russians.
The FBI says she appears to have fled. More about this bizarre case: https://t.co/mJwjcShEDi
— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) January 18, 2021
SPORTS
James Harden Claps Back at Shaq
Shaq pissed on James Harden for leaving Houston and Harden tweeted about ” We do all of this talking about uplifting the next African American athlete/male and some of these ex-NBA players use national TV or their [sic] own social media to do the opposite,”
Shaqy you just took a hard on.
James Harden’s instagram story seems to have a direct shot at Shaq 👀
Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/b9eBmoz8yb
— 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙩¹³🎡 (@RocketsPlsWin) January 17, 2021
Fan View Of Mahomes Stadium Pass
Before Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes was knocked out of the game he scored a TD and then threw the ball into the upper deck.
Wish his brain was as strong as his arm.
We found where the ball Mahomes threw landed 😅
(via @_dawnw81)pic.twitter.com/Du7qSWv3VQ
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) January 17, 2021
Tom Brady Throws A Pass To Brees's Kid After Sunday Night Game
Here we see Tom Brady throw a pass into the end zone to Drew Brees’s kid after the Bucs/Saints game Sunday night. Had Drew thrown that it would have turned into a pick six.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Russell Crowe Defends Master And Commander On Twitter
Russell Crowe responded to someone on Twitter saying they’ve never made it past the ten minute mark of Master and Commander, that it puts them to sleep. Russell called it an Adults Movie despite it lacking any full frontal nudity.
That’s the problem with kids these days.
No focus.Peter Weirs film is brilliant. An exacting, detail oriented, epic tale of fidelity to Empire & service, regardless of the cost.
Incredible cinematography by Russell Boyd & a majestic soundtrack.
Definitely an adults movie. https://t.co/22yjNtQRbg— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) January 17, 2021
Anthony Mackie Explains How Will Smith Accidentally Punched Him In The Face
Falcon And The Winter Solider star Anthony Mackie said that WIll Smith punched in the face at Smith’s 50th birthday party in 2019. Mackie said that during the cake presentation, he was attempting to hug Smith, but the Bad Boys star thought he was trying to high five him and accidentally punched him in the jaw. Smith was getting into character for a possible Ali sequel.
New Radicals To Perform You Get What You Give At Biden Inauguration
Finally Some Good News: It’s just been announced the New Radicals will be re-forming to perform You Get What You Give at Biden’s inauguration. They wanted to do a deep cut but that got shut down quick.
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