Bannon told an Italian newspaper, “I will have Elon Musk run out of here by Inauguration Day. He is a truly evil guy, a very bad guy. I made it my personal thing to take this guy down,” Bannon said. “Before, because he put money in, I was prepared to tolerate it; I’m not prepared to tolerate it anymore.”

This is a real David vs Goliath if both David and Goliath were assholes.

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The Russian leader has asked the country’s top priest “to engrave his own initials” on chains for the crosses worn by soldiers, equating himself with something holy.

Well its working.

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Trump had indicated that he would bestow blanket pardons on the January 6 defendants, but the soon to be VP told Fox News “I think it’s very simple,” Vance told Bream. “If you protested peacefully on January the 6th and you’ve had Merrick Garland’s Department of Justice treat you like a gang member, you should be pardoned. If you committed violence on that day, obviously you shouldn’t be pardoned.”

It aint up to you.

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T.J. Holmes and Amy Robach defended David Muir on their podcast for having those dumb clothespins keeping his jacket snug during the LA Fires broadcast. They said that before you go live, so many people are fussing around you that he may not have even known that someone pinned up his coat.

In other words we’re all a bunch of reading preening models.

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The New England Patriots have hired Mike Vrabel as 16th head coach in franchise history replacing Jerod Mayo who didn’t last very long.

Prepare for the next Super Bowl champs.

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The Browns owe Watson $92 million on his fully guaranteed five year deal. UNLESS….he injured his Achilles doing something his contract specifically prohibits. So if he hurt himself “as a result of skydiving, hang gliding, rock or mountain climbing, racing of any kind including as a driver or passenger, motorcycling, use of any off-road or all-terrain vehicle, professional wrestling, boxing, use of firearms, scuba diving, jet skiing, surfing, bungee jumping, basketball, diving, and snow or water skiing” he just saved Denver nearly $100 million. There’s also some possibility that he could lose that money for walking without the boot that was part of his injury protocol.

See you in court.

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“A miracle has happened,” Woods wrote of the view from his deck. “We managed to get to our property and our home, that we were told is gone forever, is still standing. In this hellish landscape, ‘standing’ is relative, but smoke and other damage is not like the utter destruction around us.”

So now you cried on tv for nothing.

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I got one for ya. There was a minute in the ’80s where I was definitely doing too much Bolivian marching powder and just being a fucking lunatic. And also coming at the time in a young actor’s career where they’re too old to play the roles they’ve been playing but they’re too young to play the roles that will last you for the rest of your life, which are really the great ones, and you can kind of feel it. And I love music so much, as evidenced by this talk and all of that. I got it into my head that maybe I should think more about music, and I cut a demo with Toto.

So what’s Boz Scaggs excuse?

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Resurfaces Moment Medium Tyler Henry Appeared to Predict House Fire: He ‘Called It’

He’s not a medium he’s more of an extra small.

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Modern theoretical scientists say time does not exist in the way we think it does, and that the length of any marked time- a moment, a minute, and hour- could vary depending on speed and closeness to gravity fields. And then there’s entropy in the mix.

Gonna need some mushrooms to figure this one out.

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