Insurrectionists have detained the President of Myanmar and her allies, and installed a former military general as temporary President. “We woke up this morning to the coup. Everything has just started. I’m fine but friends I know have been arrested including prominent politicians, it’s very worrying,” youth activist Thinzar Shunle Yi told VICE World News. “Phone lines and some television station channels are also down. We aren’t sure what will come next.”

Remember when Americans used to read stories like this and think “I can’t imagine what it would be like to live in that country”?

Read more at vice.com.

A verified Apple series 1 computer is for sale on ebay. For a whopping 1.5 million dollars you can be a proud owner of this vintage computer.

What’s a computer boomer? Is that anything like an iPhone?

Read more at gizmodo.

Toys R Us closed, again. The attempt to relaunch the brand could not survive after the pandemic shut down most retail. 700 stores continue to operate outside the US and the website will continue to operate.

Thanks Bezos, you ruined all our childhoods….again.

Read more at nydailynews.com

4 year old Lily Wilder was walking on the beach in Wales when she discovered a dinosaur footprint that dates back over 220 million years. Measuring nearly four inches long, it’s being called by Wales paleontology curator Cindy Howells as ‘the best specimen ever found on this beach’, and will help them understand how dinosaurs walked. Or they could just watch Jurassic Park.

Read more at nypost.

Alan Dershowitz just nominated Jared Kushner for a Nobel Peace Prize for his work in the middle east. Roosevelt, King, Kushner? He’ll finally make his scumbag dad proud.

Alan Dershowitz nominated Jared Kushner and Avi Berkowitz for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Next up: Claus von Bülow, for his revolutionary humanitarian work in breaking down the last remaining barriers for all rich white men, by "getting away with it." https://t.co/mMXSsLH2jR

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) February 1, 2021

The Daily Show put together a supercut of all the Wall Street establishment types going on TV to bitch about what Reddit has been doing to the market the past week. That’s the sound of the world’s smallest violin, and it’s playing for them.

Via digg.

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Aaron Rodgers confirmed that it was him riding in the back of a pickup truck, holding up a case of Bud Light. Fans are wondering when the viral video was shot and if Rodgers was paying off a bet for blowing another NFC Championship Game.

Read more at nypost.com.

https://nypost.com/2021/01/31/aaron-rodgers-that-was-me-with-beer-in-pickup-truck-video/

Hollywood works fast – Ben Mezrich just sold the movie rights to a book treatment for the story behind the GameStop stock controversy and he’s calling it the Antisocial Network. Aaron Sorkin better start learning the proper use of the phrases tendies and diamond hands.

Read more at nypost.

During the Saturday Night Live end credits, musical guest Machine Gun Kelly fell off the stage when tried to pick up his friend Pete Davidson. No one was hurt and Davidson ended up hoisting the singer on his shoulders as credits continue to roll. If that was Kelly’s audition reel for Wrestlemania, it was an epic fail.

Read more at nme.

Thank you, @johnkrasinski and @machinegunkelly!

Goodnight and sweet dreams! 💫 pic.twitter.com/cubzgGSOXu

— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) January 31, 2021

In a new article for AARP Magazine, Tony Bennett announced that he’s been battling Alzhemier’s Disease since 2016. The 94 year old singer doesn’t exhibit any of the condition’s most intense symptoms and was able to complete work on his second album of duets with Lady Gaga. Say a prayer for the pride of Astoria.

Read more at nme.com

Wayne’s World is back and this time the public access show is shilling food delivery company Uber Eats. The short is a preview of a forthcoming Super Bowl ad.

If you haven’t seen it, it’s like Waynes World but a lot older. Well at least one of these guys looks a lot older.

Despite surviving a 2019 car crash that required spinal surgery, Kevin Hart has bought another muscle car, a revamped Dodge Charger called The Hellraiser. He may want to start with a classic Caddy before trying fast cars again.

Read more at tmz.

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In an extended Instagram post, Evan Rachel Wood accused Marilyn Manson of ‘horrifically’ mentally, physically and sexually abusing her for years. Three other women has since come forward with similar claims. Manson has categorically denied all allegations. Welcome to the long hard road to Hell, Brian.

Read more at vanityfair.com.

Amazon unveiled a new icon this weekend, replacing the old “shopping basket” square with one that looks like a package with the company’s signature blue tape. But Twitter users from all over the internet are bitching that it looks a lot like a hitler mustache over a little smile.

It’s still better than the FEDEX logo, which is a dead ringer for Mussollini

Read more at designtaxi.com.

My parents use Amazon nearly every day. They’re going to be lost for the next few days. When they ask where Amazon’s gone, I’ll tell them to look for the cardboard Hitler… https://t.co/u1YcJUBNSN

— Sam Hutchings (@Smutchings) January 26, 2021

Amazon’s new app icon 📦 pic.twitter.com/kK6JFkmePs

— Andreas Storm (@avstorm) January 26, 2021

Mei Xiang and Tian Tian, giant pandas at the National Zoo were seen sliding down hills and having fun during the massive snowstorm that has hit the East Coast. If they make little snow pandas, there won’t be a dry eye across the country.

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Have you ever wondered what it would look like if the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park got replaced By Pee Wee Herman?

Obviously this has been something we’ve all thought about and it’s been made a reality. A dark, ridiculous reality.

People in Iceland are Biking the Fjords to Go Island Hopping

It’s so cold in Iceland people are bicycling from island to island over frozen fjords.

Shocking. It’s cold in Iceland in February.

Via Digg.

Suddenly, we can go cycling to all the islands in our small archipelago. pic.twitter.com/uH5dPajCKA

— Anders Hartmann (@andershartmann) January 31, 2021

February marks the peak of “why the eff do I live hear season” for northerners.

Lake Michigan this evening looks like a scary place… pic.twitter.com/dc4JalLBKU

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) February 1, 2021

Thanks to her great grandson, 110 year old Amy Hawkins singing ‘It’s a Long Way To Tipperary’ has become a viral sensation, getting over 100,000 views since last week. Hawkins is a former dancer and Wales’ oldest living person. Her great-grandson is already working on the remix.

@sachafreeman0

My great grandma enjoying her birthday #fpy #foryoupage #old #supergran #uk #1911 #birthday #song #music #old #oldestontiktok #wales #celebrate #tea

♬ original sound – Sacha Freeman

Recently someone modernized the faces of various ex-Presidents and the logical next step was to determine who was the most fuckable. Sorry, Grant, you look like a Proud Boi.

Read more at themarysue.

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— Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) January 29, 2021

Reminder we’re still mostly locked in during a global pandemic so we’re honestly just anticipating anything.

Read more at variety.

Due to stress and a lack of steep thanks to the times we’re living in, a third of adults are walking around with concussion-like symptoms. Everyone needs to set up mysterious blue tent’s in their back yards to work this shit out and get back out there.

Read more at studyfinds.org.