Big Elon Musk yelped ‘yeeehaw’ and joined Oracle and other tech companies that are leaving Silicon Valley for the Lone Star state.

Time to call it Techas?

Read more at cnn.com.

Ivanka and the thin man are moving to the billionaire bunker in Miami. Word is she has her eye on Rubio’s senate seat.

Isn’t that seat too small for her?

Read more at cnn.com.

You think you look like Braveheart but instead you look like guys who can’t fit in pants.

Proud Boys in kilts. Dozens of them gathering downtown now for today’s March for Trump. pic.twitter.com/BTJWmGC6Yp

— Hannah Allam (@HannahAllam) December 12, 2020

Does this mean we can finally stop hearing people claim they are a Cuomosexual??

Read more at huffpost.com.

Russian hackers were able to breach the U.S. Treasury and Commerce Department as part of a espionage campaign that started this past spring. Other victims included tech, telecom, oil and gas companies around the world. The hackers were looking to steal cash from the Treasury but Congress already beat them to it.

Read more at washingtonpost.com.

Georgia Senator Kelly Loeffler is claiming that she had no idea that Chester Doles was a former KKK member when they posed for picture together. Doles was also kicked out of one of the Senator’s campaign rallies featuring Congresswoman-elect – and QAuon supporter – Majorie Taylor Greene. Doles has his hood in his back pocket when he shot the selfie.

Read more at huffpost.

The Cleveland baseball team will end a 105 year run of being called the Indians. No new moniker has been announced.

Well, it’s about time.

Chiefs? Braves? Anything to say yet?

Read more at nytimes.com.

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He survived World War 2 and the cold war but 2020 proved too much for the greatest spy writer of all time.

I’d still look into the Russians.

Read more at theguardian.com.

Miley Cyrus posted honoring the 10 Year Anniversary of her Leaked Salvia Video.

It’s not easy to grow up in front of the masses. So everybody lay off Sasha Obama while we’re talking!

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In a new interview, Francis Ford Coppola calls his long time friend George Lucas, a ‘brilliant, talented person’, but he’s bummed out that his former protege didn’t get to make more films outside of the Star Wars franchise. Then again, Lucas wasn’t forced to make ‘Jack’ to keep debt collectors away.

Read more at yahoo.com.

In a new interview, Francis Ford Coppola calls his long time friend George Lucas, a ‘brilliant, talented person’, but he’s bummed out that his former protege didn’t get to make more films outside of the Star Wars franchise. Then again, Lucas wasn’t forced to make ‘Jack’ to keep debt collectors away.

Read more at yahoo.

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Well we are a divided country and some people believe we will never come together but here’s something we can
all agree on.

You’ve made us proud, boys.

Read more at rollingstone.com.

An Alaskan Airlines flight was set for take off from Vegas when an unidentified man began scaling the wing of the plane. As police arrived, he tossed his socks and shoes on the runaway, and fell to the ground before getting arrested. Passengers on the flight immediately requested to have whatever he was drinking.

Read more at tmz.

@AlaskaAir crew has been exceptional as The Original Wingman graces us with his presence. #StayHot2020 pic.twitter.com/79PHcHhJ0q

— Brooke Knight (@SkipperBK13) December 12, 2020

Author Tessa Miller re-posted on Twitter the worst pregnancy announcement ever. 3 Pumps Daddy sounds like a 90s pop/rock band.

imagine using your baby announcement to tell the world your husband is bad at sex pic.twitter.com/r4mJDYnYEP

— Tessa Miller (@TessaJeanMiller) December 10, 2020

The Antilion Entertainment Art collective is catching hell from Christian and health advocates over its upcoming ‘Sit On Satan’s Lap’ fundraiser for pandemic relief. The New Mexico group wanted to call it ‘Sit On Santa’s Lap’, but due to a typo, it turned in ‘Satan’. Rather than correct it, they decided to proceed with the December 19th event, and charge $6.66 per person. The collective is already planning ‘Make Out With Mrs Claus’ for 2021.

Read more at nypost.com.