Time has announced their person of the year and it is Elon Musk. But how will this affect the price of Dogecoin?

Read more at Time.

Soon after a court determined that Julian Assange could be extradited back to the US for trial, his fiance reported that he suffered a stroke.

What a stroke of luck.

Read more at Fox News

In Sioux Falls, a minor league hockey team helped a local school raise some money, but to collect the funds, the teachers had to crawl around on a rug and grab as many dollar bills as they could. The rug was placed on the center of the ice at the arena.

And just when we thought being a teacher couldn’t be more degrading….

Read more at Mediaite.

Long time Fox news veteran Chris Wallace announced this weekend that he was leaving FOX News after 18 years with the network. He’ll be joining the team at CNN+, to host a weekday show.

There’s a CNN plus!? Why don’t you just make CNN better?

Read more at CNN

Gavin Newsome wants to model is gun law on the shitty Texas abortion law.

Why? Is someone aborting automatic weapons?

Read more at sacbee.com

It’s back and its worse than ever! Santa Con took over the streets and bars of NYC this weekend for the first NYC Santacon since before the pandemic.

Last year they held this event at the Capitol on Jan 6.

#HappeningNow Santacon Pub Crawl is underway! Hundreds of Santas across NYC #Santacon pic.twitter.com/QhPaMmLj3U

— Scootercaster (@ScooterCasterNY) December 11, 2021

Thoughts and prayers to anyone that needs to venture out to midtown and anywhere else that’s in the path of SantaCon today pic.twitter.com/EnxgJxfJal

— Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids) December 11, 2021

Reminder: NYC SantaCon is awful. 🎅 🤮 pic.twitter.com/k5c1HlwesN

— Ivan the K™ (@IvanTheK) December 11, 2021

SantaCon NYC part 2 pic.twitter.com/kXYtJ51dZl

— New York Live with Mickey (@MickmickNYC) December 11, 2021

#SantaCon is back in the #NYC today #SantaCon2021 pic.twitter.com/MoKWbAHHeL

— Gerry2021 (@GerryCompetiel3) December 11, 2021

All The Bitcoin and Crypto Bro’s are heading to Puerto Rico to conduct their business due to the island’s tax haven status.

Because if you deal in fake internet money credits why should you have to pay any taxes on it.

Read more at Bloomberg.

Amazon Wants To Poach The Manningcast For TNF

Word is Amazon is going to make a run at the Manning’s after their current MNF contract is up in 2 years to come over to Thursday Night Football. They’re going to make Romo’s contract look like nothing after they get that Bezos cash.

Read more at nbcsports

Barstool pointed out that Rex Burkhead of the Texans looks exactly like Bill Burr and Burr’s wife had to jump in on the fun. Bill Burr’s suddenly found himself in a throuple situation.

Congratulations to Bill Burr on his first NFL start pic.twitter.com/RkltDUxELf

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) December 12, 2021

There was an Aaron Rodgers doppelganger spotted during the Packers game. This is Bizarro Rodgers, he’s vaccinated and only is friends with NPR hosts.

Aaron Rodgers and Erin Rodgers
pic.twitter.com/DwBmC7BVxz

— PFF (@PFF) December 13, 2021

Mohammed Ali’s grandson won his first MSG fight proving the apple does not fall far from the tree in that family.

In other news, Joe Frasier’s kid came in second on Big Brother.

Read more at USA Today

Heisman trophy winner Desmond Howard tried to make a joke about Ohio State but ugh it was a stinker.

Hey isn’t it time you moved on from college?

😬😬😬😬 pic.twitter.com/sVFUDWRJrE

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) December 12, 2021

During the pregame warmup the Raiders moved their huddle over to stand on the Chiefs logo, drawing boos from the crowd.

Ballsy move, followed by a major ass kicking.

Dig this! The #raiders met as a team after their pregame warmup at about the 25 yard line. Then proceeded to relocate their team huddle to midfield on top of the #chiefs logo. The stadium erupted in boos as the Raiders fired each other up. LFG!!! pic.twitter.com/6MQOVtQ5G0

— James Palmer (@JamesPalmerTV) December 12, 2021

Gang green is officially out of the running for the playoffs.

Also, they won’t be in the next ten playoffs.

Read more at NY Post.

In Sex and the City’s new season, Chris Noth’s character dies after using his Peloton so the fitness company decided to embrace it and throw God knows how much money at Mr. Big to star in a commercial for them.

They couldn’t have got Kim Cattrall too?

And just like that…he's alive. pic.twitter.com/bVX8uWypFZ

— Peloton (@onepeloton) December 12, 2021

Coachella has pulled Travis Scott from their festival. Wonder what the reasoning was behind this decision?

Read more at NY Post.

Supermodel Cindy Crawford posted a photo on Instagram of her kid with the caption “Baby stole my look!” Her daughter replicated one of her mom’s iconic images for Elle Magazine.

Not saying she’s not really cute, but Cindy’s a once in a lifetime stunner. Do your own thing.

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Media was excited to share Demi’s post because she’s not wearing any makeup.

Somehow we’re supposed to be shocked that Demi Moore looks great?

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The author of the Interview with a Vampire series of books has died at age 80.

Has she? #dontbetoosure

Read more at THR?

Armie Hammer has completed his stay in rehab. He spent nine months working on drug, alcohol and sex issues after being accused of cannibalism earlier this year.

And he’s starving.

Read more at eonline.

Devin Ratray who played Buzz McCallister in the Home Alone franchise was involved in a fight with his girlfriend (now ex girlfriend) that got so out of control, that the cops were called.

Kevin warned us about you years ago!

Read more at TMZ

Even after the critics raved about Steven Spielberg’s West Side Story being a masterpiece, the big budget musical only took in $10 million over opening weekend.

Guess we only like musicals when they’re on tv. And free.

Read more at NY Times

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A researcher has found that people who claim they have had alien encounters share a genetic mutation in their brains

So you’re saying dem aliens took their brains?

Read more at NY Post