According to a recent poll, Bernie Sanders is the favorite to be the Democrats 2024 candidate.

New Rule: You can’t run for President unless you’re 75 or older.

Read more at The Hill.

NASA’s Artemis launch, which was bringing three test dummies to the moon, has been scratched due to fuel leaks and engine issues. Thank God they didn’t decide to add the test dummy school children for this one.

Read more at USA Today.

The two pilots were suspended after fighting physically during a flight between Geneva and Paris.

Guess they couldn’t agree on white or red.

Read more at Bloomberg.

200 LGBTQ and pro choice advocates showed up to counter protest a march held by The National Straight Pride Coalition in Modesto California. It ended in violence.

We’d be proud of any of you if you idiots got someone to have sex with you voluntarily .

Read more at Modesto Bee

Aarom Rodgers did Joe Rogan’s show and talked his vaccine controversy and ended up admitting to playing a game while on percocet. Brett Favre can say the same thing for every single game he’s ever played.

Watch the clip on Twitter.

Aaron Rodgers admits playing NFL games on percs 😳 pic.twitter.com/5ESUFkWsT6

— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) August 29, 2022

Poe, the mascot for the Baltimore Ravens, had to be carted off the field after being injured at halftime during a youth game.

And Baltimore literally doesn’t have a backup for this guy.

Read more at ESPN

A flawless 1952 Mickey Mantle card sold for 12.6 million dollars, nearly doubling the previous record of 7 million for a Honus Wagner card.

And it’s not even an NFT!

Read more at Yahoo Sports

Julius Erving said “I don’t think he should be compared with the Russell situation,” Erving said of Kobe out at LAX. “We’re fresh into that but let’s see how that works out. Maybe at some point in time. Bill was 86 years old, so address it like that to an 86-year-old — multiple champions, multiple coaching champions, multiple on-and-off the court champion, or whatever — there’s no comparison.”

“I wouldn’t even try to compare Kobe Bryant to Russell.”

We get your point but…uh, the helicopter crashed. Nobody wants to be on the non-Kobe side.

Read more at TMZ.

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Yung Gravy brought Tik Tok star Adison Rae’s mom as his date to the VMA’s. If she plays her cards right she can be Mrs. Buttersworth.

Read more on Twitter.

Not entirely sure what any of this means… but… yeah https://t.co/OWdlNnHzOq

— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) August 29, 2022

It was supposed to be a celebration of her mom’s 60th, but after Sweeney posted images on her Instagram the backlash was swift and ugly. Make 60 Great Again hats and a dude in a Blue Lives Matter shirt left everyone thinking Sweeney through a MAGA shindig. But Sydney swears it was all innocent.

You already lost me at hoedown.

Read more at TMZ

And he was worried he wouldn’t get any more good parts

Johnny Depp available for birthdays he said. pic.twitter.com/U1TX0Y1bYp

— mar (@vaersac) August 29, 2022

Brittany Spears posted, then deleted a 22 minute audio only recording on YouTube where she addressed her dad, her conservatorship and much more.

Is this your book on tape?

Read more at variety

“I hurt that woman,” LaBeouf said, on a podcast. “And in the process of doing that, I hurt many other people, and many other people before that woman. I was a pleasure-seeking, selfish, self-centered, dishonest, inconsiderate, fearful human being.”

And what are you now? What are you now.

Read more at variety.com

During his MSG show, Harry had to take a time out after someone started throwing chicken nuggets at the stage.

He said, can i get fries with that?

Read more at TMZ.

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— ♡ k HEARD MEDICINE! ♡ (@kiwik94) August 28, 2022

The Osbournes are moving back to the UK, and Ozzy said he’s had it with mass shootings. So he’s heading back to the motherland to live out the rest of his life.

Uh…Your music is the soundtrack to a mass shooter’s life.

Read more at Billboard.

Three thousand theaters will participate selling the cheap tix to every movie, every screening as a thank you to theatergoers for showing up big this summer.

Unfortunately, popcorn will cost $736.

Read more at Variety.

Trending? Giving up the booze at your wedding and replacing it with magic mushrooms.

Goodbye groomsmen, hello shroomsmen.

Read more at tMZ

A Pinellas Park woman wasn’t doing well during a field sobriety test, so she thought she’d fool the cops by doing some irish folk dancing while she should have been walking in a straight line.

This is Florida she should have pole danced instead.

Read more at NY Post.

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