Monday April 11 Daily Links

MONDAY 4.11


NEWS STORIES

 



Norah O’Donnell Staying with CBS News

There had been rumors of a shakeup with allegations of a bad attitude and low ratings, but CBS went ahead and renewed her contract at least through the next election.

This is shocking! Who knew there was still a CBS news?

Read more at NY Post.


Elon Musk Shit Talks Twitter

The billionaire threw 1% of his net worth into Twitter, and then tweets shade. He posted a poll, asking if Twitter would be better without the W, he’s exposing Twitter’s new Blue option as not very useful, and he tweeted, Is Twitter Dying?

You tell us, you just put 2 bill in

Read more at France24.


Newsmax Bosses Fuming Over April Fools Joke

An anchor for Newsmax played a little prank on April Fools Day, reporting that Russia had surrendered. He interrupted his broadcast with the breaking “news.”

Newsmax CEO was not amused and neither were other employees of the platform.

Oh stop it, you would have loved it if Ashton Kutcher did this.

Read more at The Daily Beast


Wall Street Bros Are Back To Pissing Their Money Away In NYC

With Covid on the downturn, for now, and Wall Street guys returning to the office, they’re now pissing away their cash back at strip joints and overpriced clubs. Thank God since the bottle service industry was hurting for idiots to pay too much for liquor.

Read more at the New York Post.


Elon Musk Will Not Be Joining The Twitter Board

Elon told the Twitter CEO that he won’t be joining their Board of Directors. Great news for Shiv, Roman and Kendall.

Read more at NBC Bay Area.



SPORTS



Chris Stanley Sees Steelers QB on Highway Before He Was Killed

Promising Pittsburgh Steelers QB Dwayne Haskins was killed by a dump truck this weekend. He was spotted walking on the highway around 6am by concerned citizen Chris Stanley about 30 minutes before the tragic accident.

This is why you should watch every live from the lit pit.

Read more at NBC Miami.


Sports World's Really Turning On Adam Schefter

Everyone hates Adam Schefter for his announcement of Dwayne Haskins death. Luckily for Schefter, ESPN is as morally bankrupt as the Washington Commanders so he’s in no danger of losing his gig.

Read more at Yahoo.


Why Do The Yankees Hate Facial Hair?

It all started back in 1973 because George Steinbrenner was an asshole. Which means everyone else needs to be?

Read more at Mel Magazine



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Julian Lennon Performs Imagine For Ukraine

Julian Lennon has always said he would never perform Imagine in public – but he has for a benefit for Ukraine. Unfortunately, Putin is more of an Abba guy.

Watch at the New York Post.


Trump Kicks Off Kid Rock Tour

Kid Rock jump started his tour with something every rock star wishes he could have- a video of a formal address from an egocentric former president. Donald Trump told the crowd that they are the true back bone of our country, calling them Rock and Roll Patriots. He also called “Bob” one of the greatest entertainers of all time.

Careful, Mr. Trump you could be sued for calling this rock and roll.

Read more at NY Post.

@tammyraber

#kidrock #evansvilleindiana #wethepeople

♬ original sound – Tammy Raber


Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz Married in Star-Studded Wedding

David Beckham’s son was married under a chuppah in a Jewish wedding in Palm Beach. The guest list included Serena Williams, Eva Longoria, Gordon Ramsay, Spice Girls Mel B, Mel C, Gigi Hadid, Nicole Richie, Elizabeth Hurley, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen. The wedding reportedly cost around $4 mil.

Hey Brooklyn would it have killed you to spend that money IN Brooklyn?

Read more at TMZ


Guess Who's Appearing on Better Call Saul's Last Season!?

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul will appear in Better Call Saul’s last episodes, which makes sense because we’re approaching the time when Slippin Jimmy fully transforms into Saul Goodman.

You had me at Bry…

Read more at AV Club


Papa Roach Celebrates Album Release at A Shakeys Pizza

Videos of a wall death mosh, Last Resort, and pizza are circulating from the big event.

Who knew he could still sell out a shakeys pizza!


Willow Smith Stars in Camila Cabellos Psychofreak

Willow and Camila star in the new video for Psychofreak and it’s a banger. Erotic, and funky, the duo are dressed in spikes, fishnets, leather and they’re walking on the ceiling.

Her head was shaved but I’m definitely keeping her name out of my mouth.

Read more at marca.


Basic Instinct Director Takes Stand Against Puritan Hollywood

Paul Verhoeven was recently on a Dutch show called What’s Wrong With Tits? and blasted Hollywood’s prude nature. He also said ‘We had no idea that showing a little bit of vagina would be a problem’. He’s currently making Basic Instinct 3 which will include a ton of NUT shots.

https://twitter.com/i/events/1513459460257325058


Al Pacino Has A Shrek Phone Case

Based off a recent picture of Al Pacino having dinner with Julian Schnabel, it looks like he has a Shrek phone case. That’s only because they don’t make Devil’s Advocate ones.

Read more at Vulture.


Sam Elliott Apologizes, Finally

Sam Elliott had this to say about his recent comments about Power of the Dog:

‘In trying to tell the guy, the WTF guy, how I felt about the film I wasn’t very articulate about it.

‘I didn’t articulate it very well,’

‘I said some things that hurt people. And I feel terrible about that,’

That WTF guy is more than just an acronym, Sam.

Read more at the Daily Mail.



VIRAL & TRENDING



Your Cat as a Video Game

That’s what cats are for.


Here's Every Michael Jackson Non-Verbal Verbalization From Smooth Criminal

This man is a non-lyrical genius.

Listen via Digg.


STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



Den Of Geek Ranks The Best Superhero Movies Of The Last 15 Years

Den Of Geek, if anyone can do this it’s you. Unfortunately they’re all tied for the Shit Award For Shit Movies.

Read the list at Den Of Geek.


Young People Live Very Different Lives Now Than They Did in the 60s

Living arrangements have changed dramatically according to newly released census records. In 1967, eighty three percent of young adults (ages 25-34) were living with a spouse. Only 37 percent of that same age group are living with a spouse in 2022. And the number living with their parents has more than doubled.

Which is worse?

Via digg.



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