July is Belly Flop Season! (Video)
It’s mid July and the dog days of summer can bring in lethargy and even boredom. Time to get the party started with some belly flops. It’s the only sporting event where athletic ability is actually a liability. Sit down jocks. It’s time for fat guys to rule the pool!!!!
1. Fat Guy in a Little Pool
Fat guy in a Little pool. Fat Guy in a little pool. Hey big guy, your friends are not your friends. They are creeps.
2. Tarzan Swing
Big Man swinging like Tarzan . Luckily he has the upper body strength to…oops no he doesn’t. Thank God he was wearing his protective safety tee shirt.
3. Cannon Ball Fail
Jack Black Jr wanted to do a cannon ball but had too much belly to hold on to the knees. Don’t worry kid one day you will set the neighborhood beer bong record .
4. Diva Dive
The whole neighborhood showed up to watch this guy dive and why wouldn’t they. He’s a daredevil. He’s dressed like Lady Gaga . Dives like Lady Uh Oh .
5. Fat Bitch Massive Fail
She calls herself Fat Bitch and wanted to be famous and get on Tosh 2.0 but with 2600 views she failed at that too.
6. High Dive Through Glass Into Kiddie Pool
Yeah we know you want to bring Jackass back. Your folks want the basement back. Stop calling it your “party pad.”
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