It’s Confirmed! Hitler Only Had One Testicle

hitlerAccording to recently discovered doctor’s note from Adolph Hitler’s physician, the dictator only had one testicle. There has always been speculation as to whether Hitler owned one or two balls, but now we can all rest assured after learning the truth. The 1923 note reports that Adolph suffered from “right-side cryptorchidism,” or in other words – his second testicle never descended. Perhaps if hiss second testicle descended he would have never joined the military, thus preventing WW2. Or perhaps with two testicles he would buckled down and WON THE WAR. We can only tesculate – sorry, speculate. Don’t mind the typo.

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