Friday September 3: Daily Links

FRIDAY 9.3
NEWS STORIES
The Porn Police Have Their Eyes on Twitter
Twitter is the only social platform that allows the very social acts of porn on their platform, so The National Center on Sexual Exploitation is trying to shut them down.
For being anti-porn, these guys sure know where all the porn is.
Gavin Newsom Seems To Have This Recall Election on Lock
Based on polls, it looks like Newsom is leading this recall by at least a mighty eight percentage points.
Lucky for him a lot of his opposition was chased out of the state by wildfires and covid. If only they could run the recall election in Texas, they’d have a shot.
Capitol Riot Shaman Cut a Deal
Jacob Chansley, qkq the QAnon Shaman will plead guilty today to at least some charges in court this week. His lawyer released a statement that referenced mental health vulnerabilities, and needing self work.
He’s as crazy as a shirtless guy wearing a deer head who broke into the capital.
Dershowitz Calls Texas Abortion Law So Unconstitutional
“Well, I think it’s so unconstitutional, I don’t even know where to begin,” said to Newsmax. But its not the qbortion restrictions that concern him. The idea of giving individuals the right to enforce the law – what if Texas next passed a law saying that anybody had the right to prevent gay marriage? If any gay people get married you can sue them, and anybody who facilitated the gay marriage and collect $10,000? Or any Black person who wants to vote, a White person can sue them?”
The Texas law will not survive, he said.
What are you talking about Dershowitz? We’re used to you being on the wrong side of history. Stop being so confusing.
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SPORTS
Raiders Owner is Building a Really Dumb Looking House
This 15,000 square foot compound with a 5000 sq ft garage looks like the death star, and it also is a bit too on the nose with the Raiders themeyness. Its also monstrously large and obnoxious.
Well he’s earned it. He’s worked his way up from being the son of a rich dad.
This is the house Raiders owner Mark Davis is building in Henderson's luxury Ascaya community. pic.twitter.com/82eIN2fEI7
— Las Vegas Locally 🌴 (@LasVegasLocally) September 1, 2021
Tebow is Hired! One Day a Week!
Now that he won’t be playing in the NFL, Tim Tebow will be joining Stephan A Smith as co-host of ESPN’s “First Take” every Friday.
Tebow won’t win one debate against Stephen A but the far right will be certain he did.
NFL Brings Back Social Justice Helmet Decals
Yeah, this should be the thing that does it. What the civil rights movement has always been missing Is stencils and decals.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Watch Mel Brooks Perform Potential Oscar Winner: At the Automat
He’s already got an EGOT, and now he wrote music and lyrics for “At the Automat”, a song from a new documentary: The Automat, which is about the history of those cafeteria style restaurants that were beloved in the 50’s.
Glad to see that Mel has finally come out of his shell.Anyone else dying for a cup of coffee and a piece of pie?
Watch the performance on Deadline.com.
@MelBrooks sings his original song, and yes I do remember the Automat
‘The Automat’: Watch Mel Brooks Sing In Music Video From Documentary – Deadline https://t.co/SBAs6TIPcd— Carole Braun (@cbraunnj) September 2, 2021
Peppa Pig Trolls Kanye
“Peppa’s Adventures: The Album,” got a higher rating from Pitchfork than Ye so the official Twitter account tweeted “Peppa didn’t need to host listening parties in Mercedes Benz Stadium to get that .5.
Tweeted, and deleted but we all know it happened.
Kanye is already working on his diss track taking down jumping in muddy puddles.
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— Peppa Pig Official (@peppapig) September 1, 2021
Lil Nas X is Pregnant!
“This is my baby,” Lil Nas X says of his soon to be released debut album Montero. Since he’s expecting, and since he’s Lil Nas, he went over the top with a maternity or paternity photo shoot featuring a big ole pregnant belly.
Pregnant?
Anyone know where Tracy Morgan was about 6 months ago?
SURPRISE! I can’t believe i’m finally announcing this. My little bundle of joy “MONTERO” is due September 17, 2021 🦋💕🥲 pic.twitter.com/dry8lAhpPr
— MONTERO 🦋 (@LilNasX) September 2, 2021
Bo Duke Doesn’t Want Federal Help
This is just so you can hide your moonshine, isn’t it.
@rog_hamlin01 Don’t need a bumbling fumbling guy coming around #UltaBeautyatTarget#yep#fy#type1diabetes
Dog the Bounty Hunter Didn't Know his N-Word Pass Expired
Dog says he has more Black friends than Eminem, claims “the black tribe” gave him a pass to use the n-word and says using the term doesn’t make him racist.
Hey dog? Also don’t use the term Black Tribe.
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TRENDING
Why Is Gen Z Developing Tics After Spending Time Online?
Eyelid shaking, twitching, jerking, Tourettes, has some suspecting that anti-depressants taken during the pandemic could be responsible. The effects of isolation seem to also be contributing, and others are blaming TikTok for the massive escalation in cases among young girls. It’s this generation’s vocal fry.
They’ve got Tok-Tics.
@alexandrea.joy there’s a lot of UK newspapers reporting on how diagnoses have doubled in women this year has anyone else had this happen?
VIRAL VIRAL
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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
The 10 College Majors That Will Earn You the Highest Starting Salaries
Petroleum engineering
Computer programming
Computer engineering
Computer sincere
Electrical engineering
Operations research
Computer and info science
Statistics
Applied math
Chemical engineering
The college majors that will earn you the least? Latin and Applied Philosophy
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