Friday September 10: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at September 10, 2021

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FRIDAY 9.10

NEWS STORIES

Andrew Yang Is Launching Third Party!?

Get psyched Yang Gangers, Andrew’s releasing a new book, and planning to start a third party.

Third party? He can’t even launch a birthday party.

Starbucks Trying to Crush Buffalo Union Attempt

Baristas in Buffalo are attempting to form a union and Starbucks is going all in to block it.

Okay we can’t give you a raise but what if we don’t make you write people’s names on cups anymore?

San Francisco Public Schools Teaching Meditation

First graders in SF are learning mindfulness and meditation- slow deliberate breathing,while listening to a calming voice.

This will be something for the kids to do during earthquakes.

Saying You Have a Bomb Will NEVER Help You Get On an Airplane

A couple was running late for their Jet Blue flight, and when they got to the gate, the door was already closed. When pleading to get on the plane didn’t work they tried a different approach- they said they had a bomb in their luggage figuring they’d have to open the door and then they could get on their flight. The delay part worked, but they didn’t have much luck getting on that flight.

This would have been the perfect time for the Rick and Morty dance.

Walking With Coffee is Harder Than You Think

Scientists say its something of a miracle that humans can walk and carry a mug of coffee, and they’re doing research to figure out exactly how we pull it off. They hope to learn enough from that research to teach robots how to do it so they too can enjoy a latte while they pace back and forth deciding how to overthrow us.

And as soon as they’re one with that they’re going to figure out how humans walk and hold a cup of hot chocolate.

SPORTS

Here All The Trump Prop Bets For The Holyfield Fight

Not only will you be able to be on the outcome of two old boxers fighting Saturday, you can get your props on with some Trump themed side bets:

Will Trump Mention Joe Biden?
Yes. -300
No. +200
Will Trump Mention Kamala Harris?
No -200
Yes +160
Will Trump Say ‘Fake News’?
Yes -400
No +250
Will Trump Mention Hillary Clinton?
Yes -135
No -105
Will Trump Mention Bill Clinton?
No -300
Yes +200
Will Trump Mention Andrew Cuomo?
Yes -120
No-120
Will Trump Mention Dr. Anthony Fauci?
No -160
Yes +120
Family Trump Mentions More During Broadcast
The Bidens -110
The Clintons +225
The Cuomos +400
Times Trump Says “Fake News”
Over 10.5 -140
Under 10.5 +100
Times Trump Says “China”
Over 2.5 -150
Under 2.5 +110
Trump Announces Running For 24 Presidency During
No -500
Yes +250
Which Topic Will Trump Mention First?
Covid +100
Afghanistan +150
9/11 +200
Border +300
China +400
Climate +550
Times Trump Says ‘Great’
Over 25.5 -160
Under 25.5 +120
Will Trump Say, “Sleepy Joe”?
Yes -120
No -120
Color Tie Trump Has On During Broadcast
Solid Red +100
Solid Blue +150
Other +225
Melania Trump Shown On The Broadcast?
No -4000
Yes +1000
Will Trump Curse On The Broadcast?

Sadly, there aren’t any Don Jr. props since we don’t know if he’ll OD or not before the fight.

Check out all the props at My Bookie.

Keyshawn Johnson Calls Tony Romo A Diva

“Tony Romo is one of the most diva-ish dudes that I’ve ever been around at [QB]. And he wasn’t even starting at the time,” Johnson said on First Take.

Pot kettle?

Shaq Snaps Ben Simmons

Shaquille took shots at the BBaller over his trade request, snapping, “You’re Not That Good!”

And then Shaq turned to the camera told everyone how good The General is and how much money you can save on your car insurance.

Who Wants to See Jake Paul Get KO'd?

Everyone!

Jake Paul must be a genius for turning freak into money.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

CBS Reality Competition Show The Activist Will Pit Activists Against Each Other

The new CBS reality competition reality show The Activist will have six teams of activists go up against each other to promote their cause. Everyone who loses has to go work for a hedge fund.

Britney’s Moved On To Showing Dat Ass

Ms Spears decided to move on from sharing titty pics on Instagram and wants you to know she’s all got an ass. Here’s my ass, she captioned the still photo before sharing video .

Alright! Pussy coming soon.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Totally Preggers

J-Law and her man are expecting baby #1.

Of course when she gives birth, she’ll use a stunt double.

Another Trump Aide Writing an Explosive Book

Stephanie Grisham’s new book is promising to reveal giant secrets about her time in the White House with the Trumps blah blah blah.

So that makes it the 50th disappointing book of the Trump administration?

Jonah Hill Confirms He's Got a Girlfriend

Hill posted a photo of him with Sarah Brady on Instagram, with all the heart emojis.

Michael Cera is crushed.

Judge Judy's New Show: The First Nana and Granddaughter Courtroom Show in the History of Courtroom Shows

Judge Judy, the show is over except for the reruns, but Scheindlin is coming back with Judy Justice, a new show that will stream on IMDB tv, and she’ll be co-starring with her granddaughter as legal analyst.

There’s no one in her audience that is going to be able to find IMDB TV.

Durst Plays Sick Old Man Card

What do Nazis, Mafia bosses, Billy Cosby, Harvey Weinstein and Robert Durst have in common? The feeble old man card.

Robert Durst’s trial is at the closing arguments phase and his lawyer is arguing that his client is an old, defenseless man who was demonized by the prosecution.

Unfortunately his victims will never get the opportunity to play the old card. #notbuyingitbobby

FX's Monica Lewinsky Series Not Getting a Lot of Attention, or Sex

Less than a million people tuned in to watch “Impeachment”. Maybe its because the most interesting part of the story is the sex scandal and this story has no cigar.

Frozen had more sex than this movie.

Is Being Famous Even Worth It?

Olivia Munn is finding out the more famous you get, the harder people will work to find some dirt to cancel you with. In Olivia Munn’s case, her new uptick in fame caused by her celebrity relationship and pregnancy has put her under the microscope. The internet found some fatphobic passages in her book, and she’s getting a grilling.

“I will fix America’s obesity problems by taking all motorized transport away from fat people,” she wrote. “In turn, I will build an infrastructure of Fat Tunnels, where all the fat people can walk. This will create jobs and subsequent weight loss.”

Will this new transportation plan include pregnant people?

VIRAL VIRAL

When Hot Annoying White Chicks Get Pulled Over, The Party Starts

This TikTokker didn’t want the cops to give her a ticket so she set up a dance party and performed the Rick and Morty for the officers.

Finally, when we want you kneel on someone’s neck you blow it.

@sydneyhopkins77

Rick and mortying my way into not getting arrested #rickandmorty

♬ original sound – Sydney Hopkins

Can You Get a Ticket for Calling a Cop a Pussy?

This cop gives this salty guy a ticket for “disturbing the peace.” Translation, you did not respect his authority.

Lets hope this one gets decided on IMDBtv.

@bigduke999

Power tripping cop gets confronted by student he gave a ticket to because his feelings were hurt. Fuck12 #BLM copsarepigs

♬ original sound – Big Duke

♬ Because I Got High - Afroman

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

A Third Of Truck Drivers Would Quit If They Were Forced To Get The Vaccine!?

A recent poll from Trucker News has found that a third of truck drivers would quit if they were forced to get the vaccine by their employer. Don’t they realize self-driving trucks are coming? Don’t shoot yourselves in the foot, fellas.