Friday October 30: Daily Links
SUNDAY 10.25
NEWS STORIES
WTF!? Scientists Discover an Earth-sized Rogue Planet
A free floating rogue planet without a star has been discovered floating around the milky way.
Jesus Christ a rogue planet ? Let’s attack them before they attack us and taking our fracking!
Thank God we have Space Force !
Big Chris Christie Tricked into a Cameo Video For Montana Democrat
Look big man we get it. It’s not your fault. You needed the money and you have a covid hangover but why did you say..
You were a Dog Lover Too?!
a special message for @gregformontana pic.twitter.com/YEWM0dEi2S
— Mike Cooney (@CooneyforMT) October 29, 2020
Dr. Deborah Birx Not Dealing With Dr. Scott Atlas
With Covid exploding all over the swing states Dr. Deborah Birx is distancing herself from witch Dr. Scott Atlas
Was it because he said masks cause V.D.?
Hockney Could Sell for 35 Mill
David Hockney painting “Nichols Canyon” is estimated to sell for $35 million at auction.
Yes, but does it have a pool?
Everyone Will Get A Full Moon This Halloween
A full moon will be visible in every time zone this Halloween. It hasn’t happened since 1944 and won’t again until 2039. So make sure to get your animal sacrifices in now you won’t get this type of cosmic energy coming around for a while.
Walmart Removes All Its Guns And Ammunition Displays From Their Stores Ahead Of Election
Walmart has announced they’re removing all their gun and ammunition displays from their stores “due to the current civil unrest” as we’re just a few days away from the Presidential election. People can still purchase them if they ask someone who works there. So this stops the impulse gun and bullet buyer dead in their tracks. Good work, Walmart.
SPORTS
2020’s Most Hated Team in the NFL
The Steeler’s are the sports villains of 2020 according to a new study from SportsInsider.
We get that they’re undefeated but you guys remember what the Washington Football Team’s old name was right??
ENTERTAINMENT
Kim Kardashian Shares Kanye’s Birthday Gift
Here’s something you never got for your birthday: A hologram of your deceased father. But Kanye got Kim exactly that- a Robert Kardashian hologram.
Did you have a chance to ask him if OJ ever confessed?
Sorry never mind, enjoy your hologram ghost.
Paul Rudd Hands Out Cookies in the Rain to Early Voters in Brooklyn
Paul Rudd?! Cookies from Milk Bar!? Waiting in the rain to vote for 2 hours?! Okay wait, that last part isn’t so cool…
I’m voting in Brooklyn and Paul Rudd is handing out cookies pic.twitter.com/XH4ikButCL
— Brian Rosenworcel (@Bowl_of_Worcel) October 29, 2020
Paul Rudd is handing out cookies to early voters voting in the rain @ Barclay's Center. I like him x100 more. Go #VOTE! #VoteEarly #VoteHimOut2020 pic.twitter.com/6eesxhi1Um
— dremoney (@onjrayuh) October 29, 2020
Jen Selter Has Halloween Wardrobe Malfunction
Fitness model Jen Selter had a wardrobe malfunction while attempting to do squats with a pumpkin in a Halloween themed lace outfit. It’s The Great Ass, Charlie Brown.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CG7_HIpDY54/?igshid=6b702umsu86q
Paris Jackson Debuts New Single
Paris Jackson released ‘Let Down’, the first single and video from her forthcoming solo album, Wilted. Jackson is going more in a singer-songwriter direction as opposed to her famous father’s brand of R&B and pop. If this doesn’t work, her aunt Janet is offering to do the remix.
Netflix Raising Its Prices Again
Netflix announced that it’s raising its standard plan from $12.99 to $13.99. That extra buck will help fund the next season of Cobra Kai.
Is Andrew Cuomo Playing Hard To Get With Chelsea Handler?!?
Responding to Chelsea Handler’s claim that he ghosted her after agreeing to a date, Andrew Cuomo said that he’s only dating New York residents. But the Governor added that if the comedian moves to New York, ‘maybe we can work it out’. Playing hard to get while handling a pandemic – smooth move, Gov.
Michael Bay Releases Trailer For His Pandemic Movie
Songbird, Michael Bay’s pandemic film, just had its trailer released. Good work, Mike, this is what people want to see, a movie about the near future that’s even worse than the one we’re experiencing.
GOING VIRAL
nothing here yet
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Slate Finds The Kids Movies That Petrified Kids
Slate lists the kids movies that actually petrified kids when they watched them. Basically every single movie made for kids.
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