Friday October 15: Daily Links
FRIDAY 10.15
NEWS STORIES
QAnon's Ron Watkins May Be Running For Congress in Arizona
Watkins filed a statement of interest with the Arizona Secretary of State which could indicate a run for the state’s first congressional district.
Isn’t it time to change the name to the Q-Publican party
Steve Bannon No Show Could Result in Arrest, Jail
Steve Bannon did not show up on Thursday to testify in front of the committee investigating the Capitol Riots. He could be arrested for criminal contempt, which would mean jail time and a big fine.
He plans to hold out until trump is reinstated.
Durst Gets Life
Robert Durst was sentenced for the murder of Susan Berman. The court imposed a life sentence without the possibility of parole.
No way to know how long this lifetime sentence will last but he only packed two pair of socks.
Prince William Attacks Space Seeking Billionaires
The private space race has really heated up and Prince William is not a fan. He condemned the billionaires seeking to explore the cosmos, saying instead our attentions should be focused on saving Earth.
How bout the fact that you live in a fucking castle? Sell that shit and you can save a species or two.
Now Even Hooters Knows That Ass Sells
After four decades of focusing on tits, Hooters has decided to shine a little light on the ass. Hooters servers are having mixed reactions to the new “shorts” in the company uniform, but the customers are all happy.
It’s a reminder to everyone to have a little cake for dessert.
@gracie.herrick
@ggnguyen what’s that supposed to fit?!? #hooterstiktok #hooter #hootersgirl #StudentSectionSauce
@lexiusxoxo soooo hooters got new panties. i mean shorts. #fyp #boyaintnowayboy #hooterstiktok #hoot #fypシ #hooters
@theflathootersgirl I had seen all the tiktoks about the shorts but I got mine today and this is WILD 😭 I didn’t actually quit don’t worry #hooters #shorts #uniform #college #waitress #restaurant #hootersgirledition #OneSliceChallenge
Book Trump Signed For Rudy Giuliani Auctioned For $54K
Trump signed his book to Rudy Giuliani, and wrote that he would never run against America’s Mayor. The handwritten note helped the book earn 54k at auction.
Where was Banksy’s shredder on this one?
Book that Donald Trump autographed for Rudy Giuliani, with colorful inscription; sold tonight for $54,143 at @RRAuction. pic.twitter.com/yND1uPvXCm
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) October 14, 2021
SPORTS
EA Games removing Gruden From Madden 22
The hits keep on coming. Gruden won’t be participating in Madden 22 after his dishonorable resignation as head coach of the Raiders.
Yeah, like you remove every coach you fire. #nonstory
EA has announced it will be removing ex-Las Vegas Raiders coach Jon Gruden from Madden 22 following his resignation over homophobic and misogynistic emails. https://t.co/xbIvhjaFN0 pic.twitter.com/KPKFqslTj8
— IGN (@IGN) October 14, 2021
Derek Carr Wants to See Everyone's Emails
Raiders QB Derek Carr says we should look at all the private emails so we can make people sweat. He told reporters “Hopefully not too many, but maybe that’s what they should do for all coaches and GMs and owners from now on. You got to open up everything and see what happens.”
So Carrs idea is to cancel everybody?
Seeing the mighty fall is the new blood sport.
Steve Belichieck Doesn't Love Being a Meme
“Uh, yeah, I heard about that,” he said without enthusiasm about the meme he inspired during the Pats/Bucs game. “I saw some of that stuff. I mean, nothing I could do about that.
Well the girls seem to like it.
Oh my god Steve! 😂😂😂pic.twitter.com/ZUS0lwl3jz
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 4, 2021
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
George Takei Gets Snarky About Kirk in Space
The man who played Sulu to Shatner’s Kirk mocked out his former co-stars trip to space. He called Shatner a guinea pig to test the effects of space on the elderly, and took a shot at Bill’s weight.
This is tourism George, nobody is doing a scientific experiment. It was 5 minutes in space.
Owner Makes Bank Auctioning Off Shredded Banksy
In 2018 a Banksy painting partially self destructed after someone purchased it at auction for $1.4 mllion. Now a mere 3 years later, that buyer re-sold the painting for over $25 million.
We’ll see if the new buyer hasn’t just shredded 25 million dollars.
Cher Sues Sonny Bono's Widow
Cher believes Sonny Bono’s widow has been withholding royalties on the duo’s song collaborations, and she wants her money. Sonny and Cher had big hits with songs like “Baby Don’t Go”, “I Got You Babe” and “The Beat Goes On.”
La de da de de, la de da de da
Leah Remini Will Fill in for Wendy Williams
While Wendy is recovering from a myriad of mental and physical illnesses, the show must go on. Remeni will guest host for at least the first week of the show in Williams absence.
Expect to see a lot of hot takes on scientology
“And my first guest is…. Kevin James!”
Daniel Craig Prefers Gay Bars
James Bond says he likes to spend his time in gay bars and always has, finding them to be a safe space, where he can meet women. He says he got sick of “the aggressive dick-swinging in hetero bars,” and would get into too many fights.
Stop making excuses and just enjoy yourself.
Jonah Hill Says Stop Complimenting His Weight Loss
Jonah Hill doesn’t like anyone commenting about his physique. He wrote on IG, “I know you mean well but I kindly ask that you not comment on my body,” wrote the 37-year-old. “Good or bad I want to politely let you know that it’s not helpful and doesn’t feel good. Much respect.”
Yeah, that should slow it down.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Robert Pattinson Batman Voice Snippet Gives the Internet a Chubby
Everyone is excited about this aural glimpse of the new batman.
Finally! An ASMR batman. That’s gay enough for James Bond.
“It’s not just a signal; it’s a warning.” ❤️ this Tweet for reminders before and when #TheBatman is released. pic.twitter.com/ouos1t3PZ4
— The Batman (@TheBatman) October 14, 2021
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