A 96 year old woman facing 11,000 counts of accessory to murder for her role in the holocaust attempted to escape trial by going on the lam.

She got almost 7 feet away.

Read more at Mediaite.

Giuliani revealed how they come up with the idea to just say Trump won the election, and Biden Cheated.

“I read some stuff — I think it was maybe on Facebook — I laid it out to the public as what we knew to be the facts, and no, I had no idea if it was true or not. I didn’t even try to check. Why would I try to check? You wouldn’t have a story then.”

You liar, we know it was reddit.

Read more at MSNBC

United Airlines said this week that 600 U.S.-based employees face termination for noncompliance with the vaccination policy.

But then who’s gonna tape the passengers to their seat?

Read more at reuters.

After a sexual harassment claim surfaced, Lewandowski is out.

I thought these were the people against cancel culture.

Read more at NY times.

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Dr. Dre, Snoop, Eminem, Mary J. Blige, Kendrick will all play at the Super Bowl this year.

The bad news is, it’s hip hop. The good news is, they’re only doing one song a piece.

Read more at Variety.

Beijing Winter Olympics Plans Only Chinese Spectators

There will be no international fans allowed to attend the Beijing Winter Olympics and a 21 day quarantine will be required.

The lengths people will go to, to get a home field advantage.

Read more at THR.

Tickets for the New England vs Tampa Bay Game, and Tom Brady’s return to soldier field are selling for as much as $4,500 a seat on resale sites.

And why not, it’s a meaningless game four.

Read more at CBS Local.

While in a Barcelona park, Shakira says she was attacked by wild boars that stole her purse. “They were taking my bag to the woods with my mobile phone in it,” she said. “They’ve destroyed everything.”

“In the end they left the bag because I confronted them,”

When you look like Shakira you’re going to have to put up with a lot of pigs.

Read more at mediaite.

Shakira disse que foi “atacada e roubada” por dois javalis.

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— José Norberto Flesch (@jnflesch) September 30, 2021

First it was the tits. Then it was the ass.

Countdown to Only Fans spread eagle starts now.

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Jump to 3:18 wo watch him demonstrate the art of teeth drumming.

Dave Grohl is about 2 months away from doing magic tricks.

Nice girl Katie Couric took down everyone- Martha Stewart, the royals, and so many more in ‘Going There’ memoir. She went there.

It’s easy to burn bridges when no one has hired you in decades.

Read more at nypost.

Denzel directed an episode of Greys Anatomy, and tried to overrule a decision Ellen made. She didn’t go for that. “I was like, ‘Listen, motherfucker, this is my show. This is my set. Who are you telling?'”

If you think he’s a bad director, you should see his acting. That sucks too.

Read more at buzzfeed.

Apple TV’s “The Morning Show” was about the Me Too movement in season 1. Season 2’s big shift is about the pandemic.

Hopefully season 3 isn’t about UFO invasions.

Read more at NY Times.

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This goat is the GOAT.

Via digg.

“Anger is really there to let us know that people have harmed us, and to give us a drive and to give us the energy to protect ourselves,” said Franklin, adding that people are feeling harmed recently due to the current events.

Why hasn’t that legal weed helped?

Read more at CBS Local Minnesota.