Friday November 27: Daily Links
FRIDAY 11.27
NEWS STORIES
Disney Laying Off 32,000
Well no one at Disney gives a shit that the vaccine is on way since these lay offs are planned for March.
Let’s all just go to Dollywood.
Santa Con 2020 Has Been Canceled
The Santa Con organizers have canceled Santa Con i2020 in NYC this year. Now you’ll just have to drink White Claw until you pass out in your Santa Clause suit on Zoom this year.
Here's Your First Joe Biden Presidential Conspiracy Theory!
A conspiracy theory called “The Great Reset” has sprung up around Joe Biden’s presidency already, before he’s even been sworn in. It revolved around a plot to create a one world government that will be based in Europe and will end capitalism. Religion will be banned and small businesses will be crushed. Oh, humans will also be replaced with robots. Unfortunately, a zombie JFK Jr. has nothing to do with this theory. Yet.
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SPORTS
Johnny Manziel Says Off Field Antics Cost Him Teammates Respect
Johnny Manziel admits that during his time with the Browns, his off the field antics cost him the respect of his teammates. Missing wide open receivers and losing games will also get you uninvited to post-game hangouts.
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CELEBS
David Fincher Ain't Easy To Watch a Movie With
Brad Pitt described movie nights with Fincher as intense and like watching a football game with Bellichick. Stephen Soderberg said Fincher watches movies with a laser pointer to demonstrate mistakes the filmmaker made.
Hey Dave. We get it. You understand film but mind if we watch the fuckin movie?
Nerd.
JLo Bare Assed
Jennifer Lopez was trying to bring some attention to her new album and damn if it didn’t work.
Is the album called ‘Big Ass?’
Morgan Wallen Gets Second Chance To Perform On SNL
Two months after being caught partying without following COVID guidelines, country star Morgan Wallen will perform on Saturday Night Live December 5th. Until then, Wallen plans to go to bars in a plastic bubble.
Halle Berry Responds To Actress’ Claims She’s Not Good In Bed
Halle Berry had a simple response to actress LisaRaye McCoy’s claim that the Oscar winner isn’t good in bed: ‘Ask my man Van Hunt – he’ll tell ya all y’all need ta know’.
McCoy need to rent a forklift to get her jaw off the floor.
Elizabeth Berkley Says She Was A Pariah In Hollywood After Showgirls
Elizabeth Berkley said that she was bullied after Showgirls bombed. “I was bullied. And I didn’t understand why I was being blamed. The job as an actor is to fulfill the vision of the director. And I did everything I was supposed to do,” she said. The experience was life changing.
A horrifically unsexy sex scene in a pool will have that effect on people.
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GOING VIRAL
Grinch Steals Kid's Christmas
Well this prank wouldn’t even look good on paper. Hope you had fun Grinch because
you are going to be paying shrink bills for next 20 years.
Little Girl Saves Shark
This is so sweet until this shark grows up and chews up the Kitner kid.
She should have crushed it with a brick.
This 11 year old girl rescues a trapped draughtboard shark.
More info https://t.co/zcmtRAiq4T pic.twitter.com/jpZ8skLsLn
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) November 25, 2020
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