Former soldiers who were forced to leave the armed forces when they refused to get the covid vaccine are now welcome to return. 19 soldiers have rejoined the Army after they were discharged for refusing the shot.

Great. Will they get back pay?

Read more at NY Post

He kissed the girl and made everyone else cry. Ahead of the kickoff of the first of three Thanksgiving NFL games, Terry Bradshaw planted a wet one on celebrity chef Antonia Lofaso during a food segment.

Is it just because it’s gross to see him kissing anyone?

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San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich grabbed the microphone and bitched at the crowd for booing during Wednesdays game.

We can understand this happening in high school but not directed at people paying two hundie a tickie.

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Actor Melissa Barrera is no longer welcome on the set of Scream 7 after starring in two prior Screams, after she posted that Gaza looks like a Concentration Camp and accused Israel of genocide and ethnic cleansing.

This will make you the queen of tiktok so its all good.

Read more at metro.co.uk.

TMZ says they have sources who tell them that this whole fight is about John Oates wanting to perform some Hall and Oates songs on his tour, although nobody has seen the sealed actual court docs yet.

You’re out of touch.

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https://www.tmz.com/2023/11/23/hall-and-oates-restraining-order-songs-concerts-solo-court/

Iovine says he’s shocked and baffled after being served with a lawsuit alleging sexual assault.

Side note: He assaulted all of us with those Beats headphones. They suck.

Read more at Rolling Stone

The Guns and Roses front man is got served with a sexual assault accusation lawsuit accusing him of rape in 1989, just shy of the deadline to file older rape cases.

Good luck. Axl can’t remember anything from 89.

Read more at NY Post.

Penn celebrated Perry’s bravery and forthrightness concerning his addictions and demons. “He seemed to be talking about it, had confronted it, and was very intelligent and bold about it. And generously offering his experience to people to be helpful,” he said. “It’s tragic, I can’t say that I was terribly surprised. I don’t know what the whole coroner’s report things and everything, but I know he had done a lot of damage to his organs over the years.”

Sounds like someone wants to play Matthew in the movie

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Michael Chiarello died suddenly after an allergic reaction led to anaphalactic shock which in turn led to a heart attack for the celebrity chef.

Aren’t these the people who ask us if we have any food allergies?

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Newsweek says gen z has a different opinion of the John F Kennedy assassination and conspiracy theories than prior generations.

Yeah, they can’t figure out how anyone could assissinate an airport.

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In a Reddit Am I The Asshole Post, a dad who was fucked over by his family when he was sick moved on and remarried. When his ex got sick, the kids came for help. The dad told them, ‘I don’t care about your mom, nor do I give a single sh-t if she dies. And I don’t care how bad her dying hurts you guys because I care about you all as much as you care about me, not in the slightest. I won’t help because I don’t love her or you guys’ and left.” The commenters overwhelmingly supported dick dad.

Sounds on par for America 2023.

Read more at toofab.
https://toofab.com/2023/11/22/dad-gets-overwhelming-support-telling-kids-doesnt-care-sick-mom-dies/

A new survey says nearly 50% of Americans battle constipation problems and Thanksgiving only makes it worse.

So you’re saying half of this country is full of shit.

Read more at studyfinds
https://studyfinds.org/holiday-stuffing-overeating-gut/