The company says changing consumer buying patterns are responsible, and they plan to update their remaining stores. “Too many stores are stuck in the past with bad lighting, depressing interiors, messy merchandising, and a weak assortment of products. They are not destinations or places where people go out of anything other than necessity,”

Aren’t these stores where we get our booster shots?

Read more at CNN.com.

It’s too soon to tell if the effect is permanent, but over a million Americans who lost their sense of taste and smell during a bout of Covid still don’t have the senses back and there’s no reason to believe that will change.

That Stinks

Read more at Gizmodo

Now that Chansley’s sentencing is over, the lawyer who represented the “QAnon Shamen” wants to give Donald Trump a piece of his mind. He wants to tell the former President “‘You know what? You’ve got a few fucking things to do. Including clearing this fucking mess up and taking care of a lot of the jackasses that you fucked up because of January 6.”

Read more at mediaite

The attorney for Jacob Chansley, a.k.a. the ‘QAnon Shaman,’ said Trump needs to take care of the ‘jackasses that [he] f*cked up because of January 6’ pic.twitter.com/llHasyNWOL

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) November 18, 2021

He says everyone assumes he’s a slut, or a porn star, or really stupid just because he has 13 inches of trouser meat and he wants it to stop.

Dude, you’re the one who brought it up.

Read more at NY Post.

Shirley Flynn has gigantic 38 J tits and says she’s cycled through seven Tik Tok accounts in the last year and all have been suspended. She’s claiming discrimination.

We gotta guy you need to meet for a nice Fitty Tuck.

Read more at NY Post.

Nasa astronaut Jessica Walters is going to be on board the SpaceX Crew-4 mission in April of 2022 and will be the first black woman to be on a long term mission to the space station.

Unfortunately no one will acknowledge the accomplishment until decades from now when someone makes a movie about it.

Read more at people.com

The Tampa Bay Times is reporting that Tampa Bay Bucs WR Antonio Brown’s girlfriend allegedly asked his personal chef to help him get a fake Covid19 vaccination card that said he got a Johnson and Johnson shot.

He’s also a fake football player.

Read more at ESPN

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The Astroworld lawsuits are piling up and Travis Scott is currently facing over $2 Billion in judgments demanded over the Astroworld deaths and injuries.

Man, they’re really going to have to pack them in at the next show to pay off this bill.

Read more at TMZ

Complaints came pouring in this week that the popular streaming app has been crashing, pausing and stalling out.

Fix this! I need my medical advice from Joe Rogan!

Read more at Express.Co.Uk.

The video game will pit characters from all different worlds including Batman, Scooby Doo, Game of Thrones against each other.in free for all matches. You can pit Batman vs Superman, or have him fight Bugs Bunny or Arya Stark.

Or you could just have a nightmare.

Read more at IGN

It’s confirmed, Kim and Pete are in NY together, they’re in LA together and they were hanging out with Kris and Flava Flave.

Looks like the Flava of Love is back on…

Read more at NY Post.

Al Jean threw out some of his ideas for how to end the Simpsons, when it eventually ends, noting that now that he has mentioned the ideas, they obviously won’t use them.

We don’t care how it ends as long as it fucking ends.

Read more at The Sun

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A list posted to twitter of the ten greatest singers even has Buzzfeed mad, so they posted a poll to see if their readers agree.

For gods sakes, this list has Ashlee Simpson on it. Don’t feed the Trolls, Buzzfeed.

Read more at buzzfeed.com.

Imagine having the chutzpah of putting out a list like this that doesn't have Ella Fitzgerald, Ann Wilson, Linda Ronstadt and so on, but has Ashlee Simpson, lol. 😄 pic.twitter.com/SbEFaF1WDv

— O-scary 👺🎃 (@orphieus) November 17, 2021

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A new study says you will get more anti-aging benefits from dietary changes than you will from taking medications.

Still…we’d all rather take the drugs.

Read more at Study Finds.