Friday May 6 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at May 6, 2022

FRIDAY 5.6

NEWS STORIES

Dude Opens Emergency Plane Exit And Exits After Plane Lands

A flight from Sandiego landed at O’Hare about 4:30 a.m. and was making its way to the gate when a man seated next to an ext door crawled over four people to get to another emergency exit door, opened it and climbed out onto the wing.

In his defense, it takes way too long to taxi to a gate.

It's So Hot in India, Birds Have Heatstroke

Hundreds of birds are being treated in bird hospitals for heatstroke in India where temperatures hit over 114 degrees. India recorded the hottest March in 122 years.

Fly! Fly to where the cold is!

Door Dash Gets Meta in NYC

First there were restaurants with food and tables. Then there were ghost kitchens that only prepared food for delivery from out of the way locations. And now, those locations have added seating.

Shits getting way too weird. What’s next? Reservations?

SPORTS

Ben Simmons Feeling Great After Back Surgery

After undergoing a microdiscectomy, Simmons posted on instagram stories all smiles, saying the surgery went well thanks for the well wishes. peace sign.

He’s going a long way to avoid playing basketball.

Phil Mickelson Lost $40 Million Gambling

Mickelson had gambling losses totaling more than $40 million in a four-year period (2010–14.

If you had 40 million what are you trying to win?

NBA Refs Made a Parody Video?

Over the weekend, a video of NBA referees Scott Foster and Ed Malloy not knowing who rapper Jack Harlow was during an NBA playoff game went viral. So they got revenge with a parody video of their own video.

Sorry boys no one gets a back to back viral.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Britney Poses Naked With Dog

Someone’s gonna need to free Britney’s dog.

Why Are Courtney Cox and Suzanne Somers Cooking While Using a Thighmaster

The duo were grilling turkey burgers with Suzanne Sommers famous infomercial sensation between their legs.

“Cook and tone @suzannesomers,” Cox, 57, captioned her video.

“What a combo! Turkey Burger ThighMasters! Loved being with you @courteneycoxofficial!” Somers wrote alongside her own post.

This seems like a great way to burn your pussy.

Frank Langella Says He's Been Cancelled and It's Unamerican

Langella, known for his role as the prince of darkness and other generally evil characters has been fired from Netflix’s The Fall of the House of Usher. “I cannot speak to the intentions of my accuser or Netflix, but the impact on me has been incalculable,” he said. He also refuted allegations that he fondled a costar during a love scene.

Cancelled? We thought you were dead.

Fans Wanna Know, Nicole Kidman, WTF Happened to Your Face?

“Something is wrong with your face,” seems to be the comment consensus

To be honest, she’s looked like this for ten years. how are you just noticing?

What is Chappelle's Attacker Being Charged With?

Battery, possession of a weapon with intent to assault, unauthorized access to the stage area during a performance, and commission of an act that delays the event or interferes with the performer. These are all misdemeanor crimes.

These are only crimes in hollywood.

Comedy Club Owners Blame Will Smith For Mr. Gun Knife

The owner of the Laugh Factory, Jamie Masada said the Oscar incident all but opened the door to this kind iof behavior. Across the country, Stand Up New York owner Dani Zoldan said that the barrier between performer and audience has been eroded.

At least it’s got people talking about comedy.

Trailer Alert! Jo Koy in Easter Sunday

It’s a love letter to his Filipino-American community. Easter Sunday features an all-star comedic cast with Jimmy O Yang, Tia Carrere, Tiffany Haddish and Lou Diamond PHillips.

In theaters August 5?

How did Margaet Cho not score a role in this?

Game of Thrones Prequel Teaser Trailer Alert

do us a favor and show us a trailer of the last episode now so we can see if we want to bother watching.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Watch a Young Conan Interviewing his Siblings

This is when he peaked.

Someone Made a SuperCut of Bowie's Heroes
in Movies

– Jojo Rabbit (2019);
– Christiane F (1981);
– Godzilla (1998)
– Lone Survivor (2013);
– We Can Be Heroes (2020);
– Stranger Things (2016);
– Moulin Rouge! (2001);
– The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012);
– The Parole Officer (2001);
– Regular Show (2009).