Friday May 28: Daily Links

FRIDAY 5.28
NEWS STORIES
MTG Does Great Impression of a Mexican Cartel Member
It’s the only ethnic impression that wasn’t even good enough to offend anybody.
My brain has no idea how to even begin to process this. pic.twitter.com/KwGVqrJLq7
— KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿 (@KevinlyFather) May 28, 2021
North Korea Bans Skinny Jeans, Mullets, Logo Tees and Some Piercings
The nation has banned these clothing and accessories for being too capitalistic.
Sounds more like they’re trying to ban the 90’s.
Big Tech Suing Florida
Two groups representing Amazon, Google, Intel, Samsung, Facebook, and other tech giants are suing Florida to prevent the new social media law from taking effect. The new law forbids banning political candidates and journalist enterprises, requires that users be able to opt out of sorting algorithms , and could allow the state to bar any company violating the policy from doing business in the state. The law includes an exception for companies that operate a theme park.
Is the theme park that you’re talking about Gator Land?
Could the GOP Win in Puerto Rico?
Top republicans are convinced they could win if PR was a state.
Must have been those free paper towels.
Kid Finds Envelope Stuffed With Cash in Used Car
A nine year old boy was cleaning the used car his dad bought when he found an envelope with $5,000 under the seat. He returned the cash to the prior owners of the car who said they had the envelope of bills for a vacation, but had somehow misplaced it.
So where was your vacation? Columbia?
Republicans Blocks Jan 6th Commission
Just because Trump isn’t president doesn’t mean he still can’t be your Daddy.
5 Counties Vote to Explore Split for Greater Idaho and Leave Oregon
They want to trade in Oregon for Idaho.
they do realize the only thing they’re known for is potatoes right?
SPORTS
Watch the Dumbest Play in Baseball
You know you could have just stepped on first and games over.
Javier Báez.
El Mago.
The Magician. pic.twitter.com/yZX7HgUFCU— Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) May 27, 2021
Tampa Bay Lightning Security Threatens 11 Year Old Over Jersey
Rules are rules, and in Tampa Bay the rules say you can’t wear the Jersey of a visiting team. So TBL security told a man that he and his son would have to change shirts, or leave and if they refused, they would call the police.
Why isn’t Governor deSantis worried about this suppression of free speech?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Diddy: Hey Don't Forget! I Dated JLo Too!
Sean Puffy P Diddy Combs posted a TBT photo on Instagram today of happy times when he was dating Jennifer Lopez. Just in case anyone forgot.
Yeah that not creepy. Everyone likes to see their mistakes come back out on social media.
https://www.instagram.com/diddy/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=c113a81c-9d7c-4e6a-877f-6cc5dff50954
Jennifer Anniston Had a Crush on David Schwimmer During S1 of Friends
David Schwimmer also had a crush on Jennifer Anniston, but nobody is surprised to hear that. Schwimmer said both actors were crushing on each other, but one of them was always in a relationship with someone else, making a hookup unlikely. “When we had breaks from rehearsal, there were moments we would cuddle on the couch,” David said. “We would spoon and fall asleep on the couch and I kept thinking, how did not everyone know we were crushing on each other?”
Ew.
Pete Davidson Says He's Ready to Leave SNL
“I’m surprised I made it to seven. I’m ready to hang up the jersey. Kenan’s like fucking Karl Malone out there,” Pete said.
Sounds like King of Staten Island 2 is in the works.
Punk Show Charging $999 a Ticket...Unless You’ve Been Vaccinated
A concert in St Pete is offering their own big deal for people who have been vaccinated. A ticket will set you back $999 if you didn’t get a shot, but only $18 if you’re vaxxed.
I guess being vaccinated is punk in 2021?
Cosby Denied
Cosby is not eligible for parole after he refused to register for a sex offender program.
How bout we skip all the hassle and just go for Epstein exit.
Creepy House Shaped Like Darth Vadar's Helmet on the Market
For 4.3 million you can live in a house inspired by the design of Darth Vadar’s helmet.
Are the Las Vegas raiders going to be playing their home games there?
JLO Spotted Hanging Out with Another Ex... Marc Anthony
ARod never let her have any fun!
.@JLo was hanging out with @MarcAnthony this afternoon in Miami. pic.twitter.com/NW9Z3PM1xi
— Jennifer Lopez Charts (@JLoCharts) May 27, 2021
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Tik Tokker Says Underboob Will Bet You a Free Shirt at Disney
A woman claims that showing up in inappropriate clothing will get you a ticket for a free $75 shirt when you walk into the Magic Kingdom.
This is Florida. They must be giving out 100k in merch a day.
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