Oil company Saudi Aramco is now the most valuable company in the world, surpassing Apple for the title. Apple is worth 2.37 trillion dollars, but Aramco has been valued at $2.47.

It looks like gauging the market does pay off after all.

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They Mayor of NYC says that the Mayors residence really isn’t his style, and, he added “I don’t care what anyone says, there are ghosts in there, man.” He made the assertion in the YES network press booth Tuesday night.

He also believes there’s werewolves in Central Park.

Read more at NY Daily News

Oz is running for Senate, and Mike Pompeo, who served as Secretary of State for Trump, questioned Oz’s dual US and Turkey citizenship. “Maybe it’s all innocent, maybe it’s all straight up, but we and the people of Pennsylvania and the Americans who he will be representing as one of 100 members of the US Senate voting on important national security matters need to understand the scope and depth of his relationship with the Turkish government,” Pompeo said. Oz said he keeps his Turkish citizenship so he can visit his mom in Turkey, and called the questions bigotry. “Our heritage is something we should all be proud of. It is bigotry to say anything otherwise.”

What is this? Mata? Make turkey great again?

Read more at Mediaite.

The Beyond Meat stock has plummeted with a 20% drop after quarterly reports show weak sales despite giant market saturation. The plummet shook the company to the tune of $100.5 million.

Why don’t they do what places that sell crappy meat do? Go all in on the ketchup.

Read more at marketwatch.

The total blood moon eclipse is only a few days away, expected Sunday at 9:30pm ET. The entire process that will take place over the next five or six hours will be visible in the eastern half of the US

Can someone check the book of revelations to see if this is a sign?

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The Reds are well on their way to being the worst team in the history of the league on pace for 126 losses.

Well they already have worst ownership.

Read more at ESPN

Even Steph And Draymond jump in.

A good song’s a good song.

WHOOP THAT TRICK… Steph and Draymond enjoying it. pic.twitter.com/rZuatdxO8N

— Ohm Youngmisuk (@NotoriousOHM) May 12, 2022

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The Disney Plus Streaming Channel grew to 137.7 million members as Netflix experiences its first substantial drop in subscribers in the last ten years with a drop of 200,000 subs.

Never underestimate the power of the force.

Read more at CNET

Andy Dick was arrested for felony sexual battery while livestraming on RV Live, his trailer park livestream show. The arrest stemmed from claims from an adult male that Dick sexually assaulted him.

Going from a trailer to prison seems like a step up.

Read more at TMZ

On this week’s episode of The Kardashians, Kendall and her ex had an explosive shouting match over Kendall moving on with her new life and her new man. Disick doesn’t like being left out of the family events, and he’s pissed that he’s not getting invites.

Gee I don’t know who wrote this, but great dialogue.

Read more at EOnline

Rob Reiner, Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, and Harry Shearer have signed on to do a sequel to their iconic film, This is Spinal Tap.

Mike Myers is in if you got 7 parts available.

Read more at Variety

Walken will play Emperor Shaddam IV in the continuation of Denis Villanueve’s Dune film series.

Exactly what hot dude dune 2 needed. A GILF.

Read more at THR

The comedian freaked out the ladies on the view when she declared that she shares a toothbrush with her boyfriend, and its okay because they also kiss each other where they pee. “We’ve never not shared a toothbrush,” she said.

Man, things must be really rough, or toothbrush inflation is WAY out of hand.

Read more at ny post.

One of the reasons why I love #SarahSilverman She explains why sharing a toothbrush isn't that gross 🤣 @TheView pic.twitter.com/8S9ejJxzgb

— Victoria Schweizer (@VictoriArteeest) May 11, 2022

Mike Myers new Netflix series The Pentaverate crashed and burned. Forbes said it’s because he never was a movie star.

Nah, he just needs to time travel back to 1997 and get his mojo back.

Read more at Forbes.

Twenty One Pilots front man Tyler Joseph claimed that the band was brought in to contribute new music for the film when Tom Cruise abruptly fired them. Reps for the film said that there is ‘no truth’ to Joseph’s allegations.

It’s ‘Danger Zone’ or nothing in this movie.

Read more at EW

This trailer is so good it makes me forget how bad the series has gotten.

Alfonso Ribeiro has one word for fans asking to do the Carlton Dance on cue: Don’t.

In other words, Fuck you, pay me…

Read more at NY POst.

While Twitter reporting from TD Garden on Wednesday, Chris Grenham wrote, Tacko Fall just gave the woman sitting behind him a large cushion to sit on so she can now see over him.

What about the guy sitting behind her? Got some phone books for him?

Tacko Fall just gave the woman sitting behind him a large cushion to sit on so she can now see over him.

— Chris Grenham (@chrisgrenham) May 11, 2022

A massive fight broke out at Florida’s ‘Mayhem At Lake George’ boating event resulting in five arrests and one person hospitalized. Police blamed heavy drinking as the cause of the brawling.

In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.

Read more at TMZ

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