After Trump’s private plane had engine trouble earlier this week, an email went out to his supporters asking them to contribute to the construction of a new plane, Trump Force One. “I need to trust that you won’t share it with anyone: my team is building a BRAND NEW Trump Force One,” the email said. “The construction of this plane has been under wraps — not even the fake news media knows about it — and I can’t wait to unveil it for everyone to see.”

And once that’s done he could really use a nice pool.

Read more at Mediaite.

A TikTokker describes the trauma she felt after the dude next to her on a plane started watching porn of people having sex on planes. Porn of sex on a plane, while on a plane?

This guy should have been moved to first class.

@a1iengir1

only cried for like ten minutes so we’re gucci

♬ Material Girl (Bass Boosted) – Saucy Santana

The master of all delivery and conqueror of space was upset before his first trip to space because…..his spacesuit didn’t fit his crotch. He had to demand a tailor be brought to the launch site, state.

Stop with the dick fixation dude. Seriously.

Read more at NY Post.

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Things are all fucked up for Chelsea F.C. The club’s owner is a Russian oligarch, which means a few things. All his assets in the UK have been frozen, so he can’t sell the team. He also can’t profit from it- no selling tickets to matches, no selling merch, no transfering players, no renewing contracts, there’s a cap on tteam travel expenses of $25,000 but it costs $40,000 for away game expenses. And to top it all off, their primary kit sponsor demanded that their branding be removed from team jerseys, so someone had to go out and find 20 plain blue Jerseys for the most recent game.

I think everything’s going to be fine said Coach Ted Lasso

Read more at Barstool. Sports.

Chelsea's primary kit sponsor, Three Communications, has asked the club to remove its branding from their jerseys immediately, per @thetimes.

Chelsea, set to play at Norwich City this afternoon, has reportedly sent a manager to buy 20 plain blue jerseys.

The game is in 2 hours. pic.twitter.com/cZ83GXkvvw

— Front Office Sports (@FOS) March 10, 2022

No? me neither.

But you can. At TMZ.

And that was the last time all night that the crowd was enthusiastic.

Read more at TMZ.

Ben Simmons has taken the floor in Philly. pic.twitter.com/UCMJqkqifH

— Nets Videos (@SNYNets) March 10, 2022

The shot went down during a Warriors Clippers game showing Will’s still got it.

Since this worked out, why don’t you try driving in Daytona?

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Surprise! Elon Musk and Grimes announced the birth of their second child on Thursday, his seventh. Page Six has all the details on Musk’s little family tree. including X, Y, Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon and Damian

This guy is about 120 billion dollars away from being trailer trash.

Read more at Page Six.

Lorne Michaels is putting his production team behind a new series starring Pete Davidson, as a fictionalized version of himself. Bupkis is still being shopped around but will undoubtedly land a home.

Wasn’t King of Staten Island already a fictionalized version of Pete’s real self?

Read more at NY Post.

Well it actually happened. Covid Protocol dictated that cheering, yelling, chanting or standing up at the Seoul show. So they provided fans with clappers.

Clap on. Clap off.

Read more at TMZ.

I’m sorry what now? Flip… Flop?

Damn. Now we’re stuck with just the other 47 house flip shows.

Read more at TV Line.

Jackson has words for directors who slam the superhero genre. “So it’s easy for them to dismiss it, only because people aren’t going to see their movies.”

The only person who attacked it was Scorsese. Stop the blind item dude.

Read more at mediaite.

“It’s interesting. This is show business and the biggest word is business,” he began. “I show up each and every day, bright and early to give you a show and I am also a business man This has been a dream come true. I want to expand and elevate. We ain’t going nowhere but it’s about broadening my audience. You have become my family. Thank you. We laugh together, we cry together, we pray together. I do what I can and we let God do what I can’t.”

Hold on. Nick had a talk show?

Read more at ET Online.

You mean grinding? Do we really have to tell middle aged people not to grind on each other in public?

Read more at TMZ.

Hey Arnold showed America’s youth what life was like in the city for a bunch of pre teens and helped shaped a new understanding of what life is like for have nots and have lesses.

And most of those kids now star on Flatbush Misdemeanors.

Read more at Slate.

Justin Willman performs naked for nudist ranch. and amazed everyone.

Apparently he made 5 hardons disappear.

It’s easy to distract people when your balls are out.

Via Digg.

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Apparently Adam and Eve were brother and sister.

Read more at studyfinds.org.