A local news network set up a fake ‘typical’ teen bedroom to show you all the hidden signs your kids are on drugs. Can you spot the telltale signs in this bedroom?

Nope its not the tie-dye or the 420 sign. It’s a hairbrush, a fake tampon, and a hollow extension cord where you can stash pills. And booze!

The Eric Adams Era has already begun.

Watch the news report at Mediaite.com

Looks like a normal teen’s bedroom, right? Think again. Coming up on @KMOV, we’ll show you what parents should be looking for so they can identify signs of drug use. I was shocked at what I found in this room!!! #stl #n4tm pic.twitter.com/Df2yegDPUq

— Paige Hulsey (@paigehulsey) June 24, 2021

The internet is cracking up at Joe Biden’s bizarre stage whisper during a presser today.

Jim Gaffigan has notified his attorneys and will be in touch. #hotpockets

“Pay them more.”

— President Biden whispers in response to questions about worker shortages. pic.twitter.com/8OtMvzizFT

— The Recount (@therecount) June 24, 2021

Last week, Joe Biden snapped at the press.

This week he's whispering at them. pic.twitter.com/2R54bmbZp5

— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 24, 2021

A recent survey found that 46% of people “invested” their last stimmy check. By invest they mean they lost it all buying Doge and PregnantButt coin.

Read more at Fast Company.

Julian Assange’s wife is calling for President Biden to drop the charges against him and not extradite him back to the US. If she can get Pam Anderson on this, they have a chance.

Read more at News.Trust.org.

John McAfee spent his last few months on the lam in a weird “ghost hotel” that you couldn’t book a room in in Spain. He apparently was running a Bitcoin mining operation out of the basement, it was owned by Russians and he was found out because of pictures he posted to Twitter. If it weren’t for those pesky kids on social media he would have gotten away with it.

Read more at nypost.

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John Cena says the rumors are true. He told Jimmy Fallon that he has not had his last match and can’t wait to return to the ring. No timeline yet, but we’re not talking short term.

So you didn’t fake retire? Guess it’s easy to keep fighting when it’s not real.

Read more at Yahoo.

These college baseball bro’s really love America’s pastime. But they probably love Coors Light more.

Watch the clip on Twitter.

LMAO COLLEGE BASEBALL FANS ARE THE BEST 😂

Video via @TreyMongrue pic.twitter.com/b2M9GX29fu

— 11Point7: The College Baseball Podcast 🎙 (@11point7) June 23, 2021

Dave Portnoy was on Fox Business defending the rise of retail investors when he was called a little bitch by Charles Payne. A man with Diamond Hands really doesn’t qualify as a little bitch, sorry, Charlie.

Watch the clip on Twitter.

Fox Business host Charles Payne calls Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy "a little bitch" on live TV. pic.twitter.com/FKhVbJcfEb

— The Recount (@therecount) June 24, 2021

According to the latest polls, Matthew McConaughey is in striking distance of Texas Governor Greg Abbott

Then hit him already! What are we waiting for?

Read more at mediaite.

Oh no. First the comic book powers that be make a pussy eating scene from a tv show disappear, and now even Zack Snyder’s funny little drawing has been removed from Twitter, thanks to a copyright complaint that we can assume comes from Warner Brothers.

That’s okay, I already came, said cat woman.

Read more at gizmodo.

In the quarantine series “Amy Learns To Cook” Amy Schumer didn’t really learn to cook, but she did observe a lot. She show was such a hit that she’s going to learn to do some more things for an HBO Max SEries, “Amy Learns To…”

The eight episodes will be filmed in Martha’s vineyard where Schumer will try things for the first time.

Weren’t you just a movie star 5 minutes ago?

Read more at paste.

When will Cher just admit she’s a vampire?

Hi, I’m on @tiktok_us Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 do you prefer blonde or brunette? #foryourpride 🔗https://t.co/1mv23RZsOK pic.twitter.com/GSrgIDR4D8

— Cher (@cher) June 24, 2021

There you go again, Robert, now you got Laraine Newman involved. Laraine Newman had very helpful testimony for the prosecution in the Robert Durst murder trial this week. She was close friends with the victim, Susan Berman, and told the court that Berman told Newman she was supplying a false alibi for Durst.

It was a great appearance, but the worst part is she didn’t even get scale.

Read more at deadline.

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Hot Ugly is someone who has all the raw materials to be a hottie, but ew. no thanks. Tiktokkers choose Noah Beck and Channing Tatum. Ugly Hot is more like Pete Davidson, or Adam driver. You know, they aren’t traditionally attractive, and yet….

Why isn’t this called the Malkovic syndrome?

Read more at buzzfeed.

This soon-to-be-a-former-KFC-employee filmed the process to make those creamy mashed potatoes that

IF this was good enough for the doughboys in WW1, it can work for KFC in 2021.

@modaciouss

#kfc

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Good news for everyone whose hair went gray in 2020. Science says stress can turn your hair prematurely gray, but if you chill dthe fuck out, you might get your original color back. “There was one individual who went on vacation, and five hairs on that person’s head reverted back to dark during the vacation, synchronized in time,” said associate professor of behavioral medicine and senior study author Martin Picard, Ph.D., in a press release.

And yet…..you never see a stressed out high school with grey hair, do you.

Read more at Scientific American.

Brandeis’ new list of oppressive words you shouldn’t say has 5 categories: violent language, identity based language, language that doesn’t say what we mean, culturally appropriative language and first person alternatives. We should stop say killing it, take a shot at, take a stab at or rule of thumb- all words are unnecessarily violent. And picnic is a word that was associated with lynchings, so try to say ‘outdoor meal’ instead.

Remember when we could all just talk? When did talking get so hard?

Read more at Brandeis.edu.