For the first time since 1864, Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn will all be visible, and perfectly aligned. You can check out the planets now through the end of June.

What a view from Flat Earth!

Read more at Jerusalem Post

Psychosis, addiction, and chronic vomiting are symptoms associated with smoking a lot of weed. But these symptoms are relatively new and believed to be caused by the more potent weed available now that the drug is being legalized in many states.

Back in my day all pot was dirt.

Read more at NY Timest

The athletic wear company has decided to follow the lead of companies like McDonald’s and Starbucks by formally– and permanently— stepping down from doing business in Russia.

They went from Just Do It to Nyet Do it.

Read more at TMZ

Written out instructions for President Biden were caught on film during a press conference and people are having a field day with it. Lay off him, he’s old, he has a lot of shit to do.

Read more at the New York Post.

The Google engineer who revealed he thinks the AI LAMDA is sentient, brought a lawyer to his home to speak with LAMDA and it agreed to hire the lawyer to represent it. This AI is gonna be shocked what a lawyer costs.

Read more at the Daily Star.

In Clarence Thomas’s concurring opinion to the overturning of Roe V Wade, he also “suggested that cases granting rights like contraception and same-sex marriage should be reconsidered under the same legal theory.” How about rolling back the JUUL ban?

Read more at Mediaite.

Talks between the NFL, the NFLPA and Watson’s reps apparently fell apart over the length of his suspension and that it’s looking like a full season if not indefinitely. The Browns are going to go forward with Jacoby Brisset at QB when the season starts apparently. Since he won’t be playing he’ll now have no excuse to get a massage. Sad.

Read more at NBC Sports Edge.

Only days after Richards helped convince her husband Charlie Sheen to support their daughter’s decision to join Only Fans, she’s started her own account.

Come on Charlie! Lets put that Tiger Blood on the line and make it a full house.

Read more at TMZ

The comedian hired a doula to not only help with the birth of baby Gene, but also to help with postpartum issues. But soon after Amy had the baby, she dismissed the Doula and this week she explained why.

‘The truth was, and this is pretty unfair to [Domino], after I had Gene, I was recovering from a C-section. Domino is like a goddess. She’s an actual floating siren around the house. And she’s so just lovely, and when she touches you, like you just kind of melt. She was really a family member. I just didn’t have the strength to allow myself the luxury of having her around our home. I was like, “I think you can’t come anymore.”’

Chris Fisher strenuously disagreed with the decision.

Read more at Daily Mail

Uncle Bob is releasing a brand new recording of his iconic song Blowin in the Wind, but only one person is going to get to own it. Its expected to be sold aqt auction and could fetch over 7 figures. Producer T Bone Burnett said “When music became commoditized to zero, I think we both said it would be easier to sell one of these for a million dollars than a million of them for $1.”

Didn’t Wu Tang do this already?

Read more at Variety

The comedian bought up about 19 acres of land in Yellow Springs Ohio after he had previously spoken out in Town Hall to prevent the prior owners from developing low income housing on the land.

Looks like somebody’s been watching Yellowstone.

Read more at TMZ

When Chris Pratt signed on as the famous video game character in an upcoming movie, there was a lot of talk about the voice. Could this white guy play italian? Would it be stereotyped? Now we have word from Pratt himself that his voicing of the role will be “unlike anything you’ve heard.”

“I worked really closely with the directors and trying out a few things and landed on something that I’m really proud of and can’t wait for people to see and hear,” Pratt said. “It’s an animated voiceover narrative. It’s not a live-action movie. I’m not gonna be wearing a plumber suit running all over. I’m providing a voice for an animated character, and it is updated and unlike anything you’ve heard in the Mario world before.”

That’s literally not what we’re looking for, Chris

Read more at Variety

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The New York Post reports, bras are officially unwelcome in Hollywood and celebrities are ditching titslingers and showing off their goods in sheer tops and dresses.

Thanks for bringing them by. Helluva summa.

Read more at NY Post.

A twitter user named Tariq identifies as a specialist in quitting porn and devoted 31 tweets to trying to convince you to stop spanking it.

I only made it to the second one before I came.

Read more at Barstool.

Holy shit. This shooting gallery looks like Ukraine.