Friday July 31: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 7.22
NEWS STORIES
Chateau Marmont Going Private ?
The Chateau Marmont thinking it has no future as a hotel? Then Wtf is going happen to the Rodeway Inn?
The Space Force Has a Space Horse!?
If 2020 wasn’t already the gold standard in nuttiness, how about the fact that Space Force is being
guarded by a Space horse?
Well of course of course.
Read more at popularmechanics.com.
You have heard of a MW🐕 but what about a MW🐎?
Protecting our access to space involves many unique aspects, including welcoming @30thSpaceWing's newest Military Working Horse to their Conservation Military Working Horse program. Ghost is a 5 year old @BLMNational Mustang. pic.twitter.com/r1dAd0plsc
— United States Space Force (@SpaceForceDoD) July 23, 2020
The Epstein/Maxwell Documents Have Been Released, Internet Goes Nuts
The testimony of an Epstein accuser has been released with no redactions. It details constant orgies with underage girls and brings up the names of Bill Clinton, Alan Dershowitz, Matt Groening, Al Gore, Heidi Klum, Naomi Campbell, Prince Andrew and many others. This should keep the conspiracy heads going for a good six months at least.
Megathread: Ghislaine Maxwell (Epstein) documents unsealed. Important excerpts will be added here. from r/conspiracy
Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Jumps Back On Twitter
Despite her parents now wanting her to, Kellyanne Conway’s daughter can’t stay off social media. She needs to listen to the Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff classic Parents Just Don’t Understand, that should help her.
SPORTS
NCAA To Allow Social Justice Messages On Jerseys
The NCAA has voted to allow athletes to wear social justice messages on their jerseys. Officials would not confirm a report on whether or not ‘PAY ME’ will be an acceptable message.
The Entire NBA Just Knelt for Anthem
So if you were wondering where the NBA stands on the whole BLM, well there ya go.
Guess no one will be watching at White House.
Read more at orlandoesntinel.com.
The @PelicansNBA & @utahjazz kneel for the National Anthem ahead of the NBA restart. pic.twitter.com/TCFolP06HM
— NBA on TNT (@NBAonTNT) July 30, 2020
ESPN Lists The NFL Players Opting Out Of The Upcoming Season
Players have about a week to decide if they’re opting in or out of the NFL season. Those who are high risk will get a $350k payout, those considered not high risk will get $150k. And those who choose to opt in get to be concussed and have their lungs collapse.
ENTERTAINMENT
Matthew McConaughey To Release First Memoir
Matthew McConaughey will release his first memoir, Greenlights, this fall. The Oscar winning actor said he’s been keeping journals since he ‘learned to write’, took them ‘into solitary confinement’ and came up with this book. Reps for McConaughey deny a report that the working title of his memoir was ‘Alright, Alright, Alright’.
Post Malone: I’ve Seen Multiple UFOs
Post Malone said he has seen multiple UFOs since he was 16, and that he’s recently had sightings in Utah and California. The rapper/singer described one UFO ‘like a dome in a circular shape, and that it stretched in shape before his eyes. Reps for Post Malone are would not confirm a report that his UFO sightings always occurred after hitting up a weed dispensary.
Martha Stewart Has Received 14 Proposals Since Posting Sexy Selfie
Martha Stewart claims that she received ‘14 proposals’ the first day she posted a sexy selfie on Instagram last week. The lifestyle icon added she ‘hasn’t checked’ since then and only took the picture because she ‘looked great coming out of the pool’. Stewart denied a report that the bulk of the proposals are guys with who have celebrity cooking show host fetishes.
GOING VIRAL
Woman Gives Adorable Description of What Her First Date With A Woman
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