The Pentagon announced they’ll be releasing some of the findings from their UFO files. Just show us the God damn aliens already you don’t want more drunks showing up to Area 51 again do you?

Read more at nytimes.com.

The virus didn’t go away in the summer heat. In Florida it actually got much worse. The convention will be virtual.

You know like football.

Read more at thehill.com.

Eight rounds! A Sept. 12 exhibition match! Two guys that you thought stayed in the ring too long decades ago!

You are still gonna watch. Me too!

Read more at espn.com.

Mike Tyson smoked a joint while signing a contract to fight Roy Jones, Jr. The exhibition fight is scheduled for September 12th in California. Depending on PPV sales, Jones could earn up to 10 million for the fight, while Tyson is donating his money to charity. Fight organizers denied a report that Tyson was given a weed dispensary as compensation.

Read more at tmz.

During a recent interview, OutKast’s Big Boi teased that he and Kate Bush may collaborate on a track for his upcoming joint album with Sleepy Brown. The hit rapper said that he’s been a huge Kate Bush fan since his uncle turned him onto her music when he was a teenager. Reps for Big Boi denied a report that the song will be a mash up called The Way You Move Running Up That Hill.

Read more at nme.com.

As part of a new podcast, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who played Zack Morris on Saved By The Bell, will watch and provide commentary on each episode of the hit series. Gosselaar claims he’s never watched a single episode in its entirety and ‘can’t remember a thing about making it’, which should make his new insights even more interesting. Vegas is placing bets on which episode Gosselaar will realize that Zack was a self-absorbed creep.

Read more at people.com.

Gwyneth Paltrow recently revealed on Rob Lowe’s podcast that when she met Lowe’s current wife, makeup artist Sheryl Berkoff back in the late 80s, she thought was ‘the coolest chick of all time’. The Oscar winning actress said that she and Berkoff would sneak off to smoke cigarettes and that she ‘taught me how to give a blow job’. Now we know why Paltrow’s website is called Goop…

Read more at pagesix.com.

G4 released a teaser implying the video game TV channel is coming back. Too bad Twitch beat them to it.

Read more at ign.com.

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, otters and kittens living together… mass hysteria!

Via digg.

Oh Jesus guys. You know that white supremacists aren’t just white people who are proud of white culture, right?

Fuck the Police. At least 23 percent of them.

Read more at mediaite.com.