If you think Joe Biden remembers Kamala Harris handing Biden his ass at the Dem debates, you are wrong. He’s Old.

LA Times just reminded him, but he’ll forget tomorrow. He’s old.

On the other hand. He’s not Trump.

Read more latimes.com.

The Governor of Texas promises that the state will not be shut down again. That is until all the ICU’s are overflowing.

Gov. Greg Abbott said Thursday "there is no shutdown coming” in Texas as coronavirus cases and deaths continue to rise. https://t.co/SL3iHUOZhR

— Texas Tribune (@TexasTribune) July 16, 2020

Mary Trump’s book has sold nearly a million copies in its first week on sale. Finally, a product with the name Trump on it that actually breaks a profit.

Read more at cnn.com.

The only upside to the whole global pandemic thing is people may afford to live in Manhattan again. That is if you still have a job.

Read more at nypost.com.

Metro North’s new robot mascot “Metro Man” is giving out free masks to passengers hoping to stop the spread and save lives.

Doesn’t David Beckham already have Metro Man trademarked??

Read more at nypost.

Need of a face mask? 😷

Join us for the Metro-Man Mask-a-Thon, this morning from 7:30 to 9:00 in Grand Central Terminal! Metro-Man will be handing out face masks to customers in need.

Working together to help #StopTheSpread and #SaveLives! pic.twitter.com/1xHf0zThjL

— Metro-North Railroad. Wear a Mask-Stop the Spread. (@MetroNorth) July 15, 2020

Hey Russia, can’t you just steal some bitcoin from gullible folks like those cool twitter hackers?

Read more at wired.co.uk.

It’s nice to look back at the simple times when we’re we’re curious about Fortnite and Logan Paul and not much Coronavirus and quarantine.

Via reddit.

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After the report came out yesterday detailing all workplace harassment issues in the Redskins organization, new coach Ron Rivera is vowing to change the work culture. Which should also include them trying to win NFL games.

Read more at nypost.com.

While promoting her new movie, ‘The Old Guard’ Charlize Theron told WWE star Kofi Kingston that she would give wrestling a shot. ‘I will get my ass kicked’, the Oscar winner told Kingston, but added that ‘it would be really entertaining for everybody to watch because I am a mere actor’. The WWE denied a report that Vince McMahon is trying to secure Fight Island to have Theron train for next year’s Wrestlemania.

Read more at nypost.com.

Lakers star Dwight Howard said that even though he’s been filming social media videos inside the NBA bubble at the Disney World campus completely alone, someone reported him via the ‘snitch hotline’ for not wearing a mask. League officials are denying that Stan Van Gundy made the call.

Read more at people.com.

Wonder why even the biggest stars are paranoid, backstabbing babies?

Is it because sometimes they don’t get what they want?

This would make a great podcast.

Via digg.com.

Former staffers on Ellen’s show are saying they were fired after attending a family funeral and another was let go after returning to work after a suicide attempt. Another employee is also accusing her of racist micro aggressions. If Ellen loses this gig, they are hiring over at the Redskins.

Read more at daiulymail.co.uk.

Officials at the London Underground have removed the pieces Banksy put up in their subway cars and invited him to put something up in a “suitable location”. They just don’t get it.

https://twitter.com/i/events/1283324042947096576

"I get lockdown, but I get up again."

Banksy created a Chumbawamba-themed #COVID19 display in the London underground. The title is an apparent reference to people fighting against mask policies: "If you don't mask – you don't get.”

(📷: Banksy) pic.twitter.com/6auFhUibIA

— AJ+ (@ajplus) July 14, 2020

Slow hand clap @MayorofLondon and @TfL – you’re on your knees financially, a world-renowned graffiti artist gives you a mural worth hundreds of thousands of pounds, if not millions, in time.

Try to monetise it? Nah. You remove it. Well done everybody. https://t.co/kTxHYnzQrt

— Theo Usherwood (@theousherwood) July 15, 2020

I know @TfL have a rule on graffiti removal, but I’d have like this urban art by #Banksy to have remained for a good number of weeks. Especially as it carries a message in these bizarre & challeneging times#MaskMoaners #NoMask #urbanart #londonunderground #tube #coronavirusuk pic.twitter.com/7hSxM6eDXs

— Nic (@N1ngN1ng) July 15, 2020

Wolfgang Van Halen said that he’s ‘fully prepared for the wave of hate’ that will happen when he releases his first solo album, because ‘it won’t be what people think it’ll be’. There’s no scheduled release date, but Eddie Van Halen once described his son’s music as ‘AC/DC meets Van Halen meets aggressive pop’. It’s a safe bet David Lee Roth will be passing around the Haterade .

Read more at people.com.

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Reps for Billy Joel confirmed that he was the one playing a piano that was left on the street in Huntington, Long Island. The cellphone video, which was uploaded on June 26th, shows the Piano Man pulling his motorcycle over, play some ragtime to see if the ivories were still in good condition. After declaring that it just ‘needs tuning’ and ‘it’s a perfectly good piano’, Joel suggested donating the instrument to a nearby thrift store.

Joel’s reps would not comment on the piano’s fate or the condition of the person who shot the very shaky video.

Read more at cnn.com.

Well don’t you look like a dumb old Baby Boomer. Don’t worry Zoomers can’t dial a rotary phone.

So everyone is an asshole.

Bruh can't find the gas cap on his new Tesla 😭🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/sUo2SNjBEi

— Holy Cow! (@HolyCow_Inc) July 16, 2020

Yeah this is lowbrow but there’s a pandemic and it’s not time to be heady.

Also this baby’s fart had a tail.

Via yahoo.

Bubble machines also could have the same effect on humans. Go ahead and treat yo self!

Read more at nypost.