Guess who just offered to offer a peaceful transition and wants the people who terrorized the Capitol to be prosecuted?

He makes a face turn look like a heel turn.

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Move over Jeff Bezo you are in the way of Elon “moneybags” Musk. Musk is the richest man in the world now.

He plans to celebrate by sends gold bars to mars.

Read more at cnbc.com.

They don’t have the highest rated opinion shows at CNN. But when there is breaking news, people flock to them

Larry King is healthy and ready to reboot his show.

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The running conspiracy now is that Donald Trump’s concession video he released on Thursday is actually a deep fake and that he has something big planned for his last two weeks in power. It is not known if the Lizard People are behind the deep fakes or not but it is possible.

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Simon & Schuster have canceled Senator Hawley’s book deal after he was pictured supporting the terrorists breaching the Capitol this week. He can always self publish on Amazon and get a few thousand Qanon supporters to buy it.

Read more at nytimes.

Sperm banks and fertility clinics are reporting a shortage of donor’s since the pandemic and now women are going to Facebook groups to find willing donors. First toilet paper, now this. Will the pain ever end?

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Miya Ponsetto, the ‘SoHo Karen’ who was caught on video accusing the son of jazz musician Keyon Harrold of stealing her cell phone, gave an interview with Gayle King hours before she was arrested in California. After saying she’s ‘super sweet’, Ponsetto dismissively said ‘Enough’ to King, when asked more pointed questions. If King’s Zoom eye rolls were a fist, SoHo Karen would’ve been counting the lights.

Read more at tmz.

The 22-year-old woman caught on camera allegedly physically attacking a 14-year-old Black teen and falsely accusing him of stealing her phone was arrested in California.

In an exclusive interview, Miya Ponsetto and her lawyer spoke with @GayleKing hours before she was arrested. pic.twitter.com/ezaGkcWZ8j

— CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) January 8, 2021

The Bucs are paying out 12-1 to win the Super Bowl and if that happens sports books will be taking a huge bath. They’re going to do their best to try to give Tompa Brady a little bit of Covid just to cover their asses.

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The Jamiroquai lead singer Jay Kay denies he was at Capitol riots and he never wears a nutty horned helmet

Just weird feathers.

Read more at foxnews.

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Elizabeth from Knoxville never got inside the Capitol, but complained that she had been maced while holding an onion up to her eyes. She may not have gotten into the rotunda, but she’ll have a part in the OANN reboot of Animaniacs.

The differences between boomers, Gen X, Millennials and Zoomers are summed up on how they react to getting the wrong food order at a restaurant. The flipping over of the table was left out of the Gen X clip.

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@meg.groff

Missing the restaurant days

♬ original sound – Meg💫

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