Friday January 5 Daily Links
FRIDAY 1.6
NEWS STORIES
Why Pee is Yellow
Up until now, scientists didn’t understand why Pee was yellow but they do now. The answer isn’t even slightly interesting and will make no sense to laymen. But it has to do with what happens to your blood cells when they die.
Let me ask my AI button.
LuLu Founder Did Not Want Fat Customers
The founder of Lulu Lemon isn’t in charge anymore but he has made billions from the brands popularity. But he doesn’t want all of you to buy his famous pants. “They’re trying to become like the Gap, everything to everybody,” Wilson, who has an estimated net worth of $8.7B said in an interview with Forbes. “And I think the definition of a brand is that you’re not everything to everybody… You’ve got to be clear that you don’t want certain customers coming in.” And by certain customers he means Fat people.
It’s not lulu grapefruit, its lulu lemon.
The First Change to Microsoft Keyboards is For AI
It’s been 30 years since Microsoft changed their standard keyboard but they’re adding a new key now. Its a new dedicated key to launch its AI tool called Copilot. The service helps people perform tasks like summarizing documents, recommending music and answering questions you might ask a search engine or AI chatbot.
My first question will be why is pee yellow.
TGI Downsizing
Thank God Its Fridays had about 270 locations but more than 10% of them are closing. The chain said in a release that it closed 36 “underperforming” restaurants as part of its “ongoing growth strategy,” which also includes also a shakeup of its executive ranks and selling some restaurants back to its former CEO.
I dont think you know what growth means. Or is it becuase other stores can get more potato skins?
SPORTS
Now We Know What Caused Tyreek Hill Fire
According to investigators, the fire at Tyreek Hill’s Florida home was caused by a little kid playing with a lighter.
By playing do you. mean using it to light the drapes?
Sounds like a firestarter reboot.
Who Is Getting Fired Monday
Black Monday is coming, and there have to be a lot of jobs on the line. SB Nation has their rankings of who is most likely to be separated from their jobs on Monday.
This is a great opportunity for mediocre white coaches everywhere.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Did Taylor Swift Plan or Predict Her Kelce Relationship?
In 2009 when Taylor Swift was only 19 years old Swift said that any relationship she enters into is always going to have to be “long-distance, even if I date the boy who lives next door to me in Nashville. I’ll be flying to see him and flying him places to see me. She also said, “I think it’s more a question of confidence. I wouldn’t want to be with a pushover who would let me make all the plans and have all the control,” Swift said. “It’s really natural for me to go into planning mode, but I’d rather be with someone who has his own voice and passion and ambition.”
That was her manifesting.
Mr Bungle Rock Star Charged With Murdering His GF
Theobald “Theo” Lengyel formerly of the 80’s rock band Mr. Bungle was taken into custody Tuesday in connection with the homicide of his girlfriend Alice “Alyx” Kamakaokalani Herrmann, 61 after her remains were found.
Looks like he bungled the perfect the crime.
Here Comes the Elvis Hologram
Elvis is coming back to Vegas and will also perform in London via the magic of A.I. and holograms. British immersive entertainment company Layered Reality and Authentic Brands Group, which owns the rights to Elvis’ image will create a lifesize Elvis that will perform- singing and dancing.
Which Elvis? Hillbilly elvis or fat elvis?
The Next Nora Desmond is a Pussycat Doll?
Sunset Boulevard is returning to Broadway with Nicole Scherzinger starring and making her broadway debut in the iconic role. She rose to fame as a member of the Pussycat Dolls.
Two projects that peopel dont care about, come together for $200 a ticket.
Shia LaBoeuf Confirmed Into Catholic Church
LaBoeuf “fully entered the Church this past weekend through the sacrament of confirmation! The Capuchin Franciscan friars are overjoyed to welcome him into the fold and witness his deep commitment to his faith journey,” the group wrote in a caption to their Instagram post. The post itself shows three photos of the actor posing with priests and friars.
He has plans to be a friar but will have to continue making side salads.
Chuck D Defends Madonna Against Ageists
“At 63 i know i can bike better than i ever did and Pilates aint easy but i give it to @Madonna for pushing the bars,” D said of the legendary pop star. “[Public Enemy rapper] @FlavorFlav is taking Pilates too and he’s 64. So ageism sometimes gets like racism both ways if you let it.”
“For anyone over 50 the rule is either you do the songs or the songs do you. @Madonna has some hard songs to perform in her catalogue.”
It isn’t sometimes its all the time.
Kevin, Cedric and Michael Respond to Katt Williams
Katt Williams had a lot to say about some other entertainers during an interview for Club Shay Shay and now they’re responding. Kevin Hart called the comments “sad” after Katt called him the Jussie Smollett of comedy. Blackson denied having a fake African accent, and gave Katt his due for being one of the best, but threw some shade back saying Williams has lost a step. Cedric cut Katt for being Corny for a grown ass man.
They’ would have had better comebacks if they could understand him.
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