Audio’s been released of Ukrainian soldiers telling a Russian warship to go fuck itself while they were defending Snake Island. They all died after the Russians bombed the island.

Read more at navytimes.

https://twitter.com/search?q=go%20fuck%20yourself&src=typed_query

Your New York Jets! At +20000 at Caeser’s why wouldn’t you throw a hundred bucks on it? Finally, something Jets fans can hold on to.

Check the list on Twitter.

The Jets are the 4th most popular Super Bowl bet @CaesarsSports

(+20000 = Bet $100, win $20,000) pic.twitter.com/nh4kXcDK4p

— SportsLine (@SportsLine) February 24, 2022

Former boxing world champions the Klitschko brothers are proud Ukrainians are both enlisted in the army to defend their country. Russia’s currently trying to see if Dolf Lundgren wouldn’t mind at least releasing a statement in character as Ivan Drago.

Read more at espn.

After one year off and one year at reduced capacity, the New York City marathon will return to a full 50,000 runner event this year.

Of course, only ten of them matter.

Read more at NY Post.

If a labor contract is not agreed to by Monday’s deadline, the season will not start on time on March 31st.

On the bright side, nobody’s gonna care. All their fans are deadl.

Read more at apnews.

After winning the big race, longshot Austin Cindric celebrated his victory by heading to Steak n Shake.

Unfortunately when he got there he found out they don’t actually sell steak

Read more at TMZ

Louis CK has two shows booked in the Ukraine, Friday and Saturday night and as of right now they still haven’t been canceled. Once he gets through these he’s on to Yemen and then has a check spot in North Korea.

Read more at Gawker.

Lindsay Lohan joined Twitter and I guess we’ve never heard her say her own name before because its totally different from how the rest of us say it.

Lowan? Why didn’t you correct us when you still had a career?

Read more at CNN

@lindsaylohan

I’m on Tiktok Now! 🥰 #imontiktoknow

♬ original sound – lindsaylohan

On the set of Mad Max Fury Road, shit was ugly between Theron and Hardy- so bad that she hired security to protect her. She details what went down in an interview for Kyle Buchanan’s new book, Blood, Sweat & Chrome: The Wild and True Story of Mad Max: Fury Road. She accuses Hardy of fucking with her on purpose, casuing her to fly into rages, and him to retaliate.

Why didn’t someone call laurel to help?

Read more at Mediate

Spears, now a free woman, is saying she will sue her former business managers, alleging that Lou Taylor tried to kill her.

Careful honey you’re starting to sound a little bit…..

Read more at TMZ

Hope Holiday and Karen Sharpe who worked on films with Lewis in 1961 and 1964. Both women told a tale of Lewis entering their dressing rooms, locking the door and unzipping his pants. Both women described retribution for their reactions to his behavior. A short film about their experiences was posted to Vanity Fair.

If this turns out to be true his grave will be cancelled.

Read more at Vanity Fair

This would be offensive if Andy Warhol wasn’t already AI when he was alive.

Read more at ew.com.

Word on the street is, Sheen is filming a pilot with Entourage creator Doug Ellin. If it gets a greenlight, this will be Sheen’s first return to television in 5 years.

Charlie sheen meets Entourage? Well that’s just Charlie Sheen. Winning!!

Read more at pagesix.

Movie star J-Law has given birth to her first baby. Her family hasn’t revealed the sex or the name of the baby, but everyone’s thrilled for the new arrival.

When she breastfeeds, she can call it the Hunger Games.

Read more at Economic Times.

On Reddit.com’s Age Regression subreddit, grown adults act like babies, on purpose. Discussing pacifiers, and coloring books, using baby talk and discussing their needs to be childlike, the sub is a safe place to escape the adult world for many.

We don’t mind when you embrace childhood, it’s when you reject adulthood that it gets nutty.

Read more at vice.

everything

Phone booths, cassette tapes, pagers and PDAs. Floppy discs, VHS, yellow pages and overhead projectors. Dial up modems, overhead projectors- all of these and more were once modern marvels, revolutionary even, and now your grandchildren won’t even recognize any of these devices.

This one’s a can opener.

Read more.