Watch these parents quickly gather up their kids and head out as a fire burns in the distance.

Deep purple is writing smoke on the pizza

Close up view of the Boulder County fire and reaction from inside the Chuck E. Cheese off Marshall Rd in Superior, CO with wind gusts of 110mph. pic.twitter.com/OkBUnl8E9c

— Jason Fletcher (@SoFarFletched) December 30, 2021

The New York Times decided to head to Detroit to try Eminem’s restaurant Mom’s Spaghetti and got a relatively positive write up. Next on their list, Wu Tang’s new CREAMery.

Read more at the New York Times.

A man who worked at a Florida zoo went into an unauthorized area, and thought it would be fun to try to pet the tiger. The tiger attacked. A deputy shot the tiger in the ensuing madness.

Man does the stupid thing but we shoot the tiger.

Read more at mediaite.com.

A Federal judge ruled that the activity that occurred at the Capitol on January 6th was not an expression of speech protected by the First Amendment. “No matter Defendants political motivations or any political message they wished to express, this alleged conduct is simply not protected by the First Amendment. Defendants are not, as they argue, charged with anything like burning flags, wearing black armbands, or participating in mere sit-ins or protests.”

Does it occur to any of these guys that the proud boys have never gotten a win?

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The morally bankrupt lawyer has decided to victim blame. He suggested that a woman who accused him of misconduct did not testify at Ghislane’s trial because she is not credible and went on to suggest that she may be guilty of sex crimes.

Victim shaming? Really Alan? Do you think it’s still 1983. Hey Dersh, why not just say she killed OJ’s wife too.

Read more at mediaite.

Politico says that MSNBC personality Lawrence O’Donnell is MSNBC’s most important anchor, and took a look at his moves taking him from the basement to the top.

I think the word you’re looking for is suck up.

Read more at Politico.

Aaron Rodgers went back on Pat McAfee’s show and brought up covid, saying ‘If science can’t be questioned, it’s not science anymore – It’s propaganda. That’s the truth’. Aaron for the love of God release your research on Omicron, it’s our only hope.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

A Frank’s Hot Sauce Bowl would end much more painfully.

Read more at the AP and watch the video on Twitter.

South Carolina HC Shane Beamer gets a mayo bath after winning the @DukesMayoBowl 🤣pic.twitter.com/f9ZvJzUMsf

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) December 30, 2021

Can we retire him before we start the retirement talk? This is like putting stickers on grandpas stuff before he dies.

Read more at LA Times.

Last month Vin Diesel tried to coerce Johnson to return to the Fast and Furious Franchise and Dwayne wasn’t very appreciative, calling it “manipulation.” Johnson said

“I didn’t like that he brought up his children in the post, as well as Paul Walker’s death. Leave them out of it,” Johnson told CNN. “We had spoken months ago about this and came to a clear understanding. My goal all along was to end my amazing journey with this incredible ‘Fast & Furious’ franchise with gratitude and grace.”

Wait…. those aren’t the same guy?

Read more at NY Daily News.

The Royal staff thought the Candle in the Wind song was too sentimental for the dignified ceremony.

God forbid you should be sentimental at a funeral

Read more at NY Post.

Hughes created DCRTV, a popular radio and television blog in the Washington DC area.

Rip big man. You shook the giants.

Read more at Social Telecast.

Due to Covid 19 concerns, the Westminster Dog Show has opted to postpone their annual show and broadcast on January 1.

Now all is quiet on New Year’s Day

Read more at foxnews.

When McPhee’s husband posted a pic of her in a bikini soon after she gave birth, there was big time backlash. So she posted another one, with a message for those who complained bout the body image issues. “I’m sorry but we are not sorry. And for all of you who can’t deal with it maybe this helps. I’ve struggled with weight my whole 20s and 30. I’ve gone up and down 10 times over. Does that make you feel better?”

She has to look good because her husband is going to die soon.

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