A 78 year old man with dementia went missing in Los Angeles and was found in Malibu thanks to the assistance of drones with thermal imaging cameras. He was found lying in a thick brush off the side of a roadway.

And then their missiles were able to find him seconds later .

Read more at Yahoo.

A body found lodged in wheel well of United Airlines plane was discovered in Maui on Christmas Eve

And he still had more leg room than if he was in coach 

Read more at NY Post.

The Daily Mail says that old CIA documents claim that yes, life really did exist on Mars… and not just organisms. The documents claim it was a population of ‘very large people’ who built pyramids

Give this one to Spade and Carvey to figure out.

Read more at DAily Mail.

MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell pushed for an infrastructure project providing another link between New York and New Jersey be called the “Biden tunnel” in honor of President Joe Biden, predicting President-elect Donald Trump will take “credit” for the project.

This is the dumb shit you losers worry about 

Read more at mediaite.

Netflix’s two games averaged 24.2 million viewers, according to Nielsen fast national ratings.
You mean like all football games?

Read more at THR

‘I love the NFL but Christmas is our day’

Ok Lebron Jesus.

Read more at awful announcing.

They cut out the 23 minute Pottersville scene where Bailey expresses suicidal thoughts to his guardian angel.

George Bailey  was a guy who had no problems and ended up happy 

Read more at metro.co.

Fox News’ Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt are engaged after he popped question at their home church over Christmas .
Wait is he marrying Big Brother AI? What about Janky?

Read more at The Sun

ABC News legends David Muir and George Stephanopoulos secretly loathe one another and are mired in a ‘historic’ feud, according to Daily Mail sources.

This is your best move when network news is fading fast.

Read more at Daily Mail

McKay thinks Wicked Pt 1 is radical in themes, and says “[i]f America keeps going on the track it is I wouldn’t be surprised to see the movie banned in 3-5 years.”

Then he called back and asked if his comment could be edited out. 

Read more at mediaite.

A couple of conservatives who are being critical of Elon Musk and his stance on immigration have lost their verified badges on X. Laura Loomer, Gavin Wax, and Owen Shroyer are three badgeless xers now after they spoke out against Musks’ position on hiring immigrants.

Badges? We don’t need no….

Free speech only matters when you want to ban people

Read more at mediaite.